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Constantly sing Hannah Montana songs in your head.

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Commonly refer to him as Bloodsucker or Stalker

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When he's out in public, screech," OMG! It's Robert Pattinson!" Refuse to rescue him from the fan girls.

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Pull him aside and quietly ask if he needs a laxative. (Because he always looks constipated)

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Fill Bella's pillows with garlic, putting an end to his stalkerish sleep-watching.

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Tell him Emily's giant muffins pwn Esme's. Then get Emmett to go,"Burn..."

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Buy Bella a cat. Watch him try not to eat it. Make sure its a black cat. The hair will get all over his white turtlenecks.

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Refer him to a plastic surgeon, whispering," I saw New Moon. This guy's good with nipples." (because he has lopsided nipples)

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Shave his head. (Vampire hair, if I'm clear on vampire biology, doesn't grow.)

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Write a song about how Jacob is so much Sexier. Teach the words to Bella and tell her that if she can sing it constantly for weeks on end, she will win a prize of immortality. Sit back and watch the show.

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Try killing Bella. That will really annoy him.

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Tell loads of girls he loves them and then watch and enjoy!

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Follow him around all day, staring. When he tells you to stop, or asks what you're doing, reply: "It isn't so romantic, is it?!"

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Think about Edward/Jacob slash in many details when you're around him.

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Think about Bella in a sexual way

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Constantly remind him that he can't have sex with Bella without hurting her. But Jacob could.

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Repeatedly think Edward Cullen then sing Baby by Justin Bieber in your head

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Change his ringtone to "Like a Virgin"

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Picture in your head Edward wearing a toutou and dancing on the Phoenix Ballet Studio

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When he cleans a room as soon as he leaves, go in and Trash it!!!

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Constantly ask him if he can read minds all day and when he really gets frustrated think I know you can and he'll scream that he can't!!

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if you are jacob black then remember bella when he was gione

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if you are a guy have your shirt off all the time

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Remind him that his Volvo isn't as sexy as Emmett's Jeep or Carlisle's Mercedes

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Keep hanging out at his house until he asks who you are and say "Bella's Boyfriend!" than sit back and watch as domestic abuse ensues

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Keep thinking about jaccob

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make him stay away from bella

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Tell him a yo mama joke.

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Have sex with jacob

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