Jane *curious* : What's it called again ?
Alec *sarcastic* : New Moon.
Aro *happily* : I decided that we all watch this together like a family!
Caius *annoyed* : I told you before I'm not watching anymore of your Christmas specials on DVDs.
Alec *sarcastic* : It's a film.
Caius *curious* : Straight to the video?
Alec *sarcastic* : Yes.
Caius *annoyed* : I'm not watching it!
Alec *being careful about what he's gonna say* : It's good...It's good...ish. And we're all in it!
Aro: We're in the film and I haven't been paid yet! How the heck did this happen!!!
Marcus *sarcatic and looks dead* : ....
Jane *sarcastic* : You know,I don't remember being filmed for this not in a thousand years..
Felix *sarcastic* : It's computer animation set 30 years into the future.
Caius *annoyed* : Just put it on, and not because I'm vain.*flicks hair*
- Alec presses play*
(Scene shows the title "New Moon")
- Felix steals the remote*
Felix: *paused the movie* Okay we're skipping this part.
Aro *curious* : Why?
Felix: It's not suitable-
Aro *complaining* : Not Jurassic park all over again. I'm 40 Felix. I can watch a PG movie.
Felix: It's not you sir, it's Jane.
Jane: What!?!
Alec *teasingly* : It's because your a girl "Janey".
Jane: That's it! *takes the remote and throws it at Alec*
Alec: OW!
Caius: Right,I'm having the remote! Felix, am I in this part?
Felix: No sir.
Caius: Then we're skipping it.
- Caius presses skip*
(Scene shows Edward explaining the Volturi in Carlisle's study)
Felix: You're in this part sir.
Caius: Of course I am. I alwalys get my own scenes.
Aro: I think we look more superior if we wear gold clothes.
Marcus: ...
(scene shows Edward leaving Bella in the forest)
Caius: Ew! Edward's being emo! Skip!
- Caius presses skip*
(scene shows Bella going to Jacob's house , Jacob is half naked)
Jane *dazzled* : He's so HOT!!!
Alec: Whoa! Jane this is the first time I ever seen you getting a crush!
Aro: I wonder if he gained those muscles by going to gym or undergoing surgery?
Marcus: ....
Caius: Skip!
- Caius presses skip*
(Scene shows Laurent being attacked by the werewolves)
Caius *angry* : WEREWOLVES!!! KILL THEM!!!
Aro *trying to calm Caius down* : Dearest Caius you can't kill them because it's just a movie.
Caius *Still angry* : Grr...
Felix *suggested* : And you might ruin our movie night just by smashing the cd.
Jane and Alec *laughing* : Hahahaha!
- Felix steals remote and presses skip*
(Scene shows Bella kissing Edward in Volterra)
Felix *jealous* : Grr... I wished she'd kiss me instead of Edward!
Alec: None of that part! For me and Jane are underage.
- Alec steals remote and presses skip*
(Scene shows Jane in a black cloak)
Alec *teasing Jane* : Jane is it halloween already? cause you dress like a grim reaper!
Jane *teasing Alec* : And what do you dress like ? A Prince Charming?
Aro: Hahaha! Children.
(Scene Aro standing and Marcus and Caius sitting on their thrones)
Felix: Master if only you didn't let them go and killed Edward may I have Bella as a reward for being a good guard?
Caius *thinking* : ...Hmm no cause I was supposed to feast on her blood it's tempting me....
Felix: ......
Aro *points at the movie* : Look at me I have beautiful long hair cause I always use 20 bottles of conditioner everyday!
Caius *points at the movie* : Sorry Aro but I have a more Beautiful hair than you cause I always use 15 bottles of shampoo with 15 different scents!
Aro: THAT's IT AFTER THIS MOVIE I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BEAUTY CONTEST!
- Felix presses skip*
(Scene shows Bella waking up from her bed)
Jane: Wait! Let's go back a bit! *steals remote and hits rewind*.
- scene shows Edward is being crushed to the floor by Felix*
Jane: And now, play. Isn't it wonderful to see that Edward is no match for Felix.
Alec: I think I've found a new screensaver.
Felix: My favorite part of the movie! Yeah I pwned Edward!
(Scene shows Caius saying Bella can be vulnerablity)
Felix: I should have more fans than him{Edward} cause I deafeated him!
Caius: All of you shut up! The films runing and I'm the one who's talking in this part.
Jane: Master! Since me,Alec,Felix and Demetri helped in beating Edward and holding Alice ,do we get a promotion?
Aro: Good point. Corin and Afton are getting a lower rank for being useless when we needed them.
- Felix steals remote and presses skip *
(Scene shows Edward asking Bella to marry him)
Felix *jealous* : I wished I was the one who asked her that question!
Jane and Alec *laughing* : Jealous Felix? hahahahaha!
Felix *ignores Alec and Jane* : ....
(Scene shows credits)
Aro: What do we do now? I know Caius i challenge you to a beauty contest!
- Suddenly Demetri enters the room*
Demetri: Master?
Aro: Yes?
Demeti: There has..... There has been a tragic accident!
Everyone,except for Marcus: *gasp*
Aro: What now?
Demetri: Y... You know you sent all of our 34 black cloaks to the washer?
Aro: ....Yes
Demetri: Well there was a mishap. A catastrophic mishap....
Aro: What exactly are you trying to say?
Demetri: .... A yellow scarf infiltrated the washer{meaning their black cloaks has yellow spots}. There was nothing we could do.
Aro: ...
Demetri *worried* : Master? Master are you alright?
Aro: How many.... dyed?
Demetri: It was a massacre, master. None survived.{meaning all their black cloaks has yellow spots}
THE END