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Fanfics

2011-01-21T21:53:35Z

I was looking to promote some of my fanfics and I thought that if anyone was interested I could give them the links.

Getting over her

Not goodbyeee after all!

Talking to Jane

Volturi's Angels

Well, that's another way to gain immortality!

Vixter 21:53, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Rant page

2010-09-27T19:09:19Z

I've noticed a lot of people have rants at one another on comments pages, I decided to create this page so as if they wanted to have a rant about something (as long as it's twilight saga/Twilight wikia related) they could write it on this comment page so their not trashing other comment pages! you and another wikia user could have a debate that's been messing up a charachtor's comment page and some rants aren't even related to that charachtor (or Twilight at all) so feel free to wreck and rant this comment page all you want! (ding ding ding, ROUND 1!!!)

Vixter 19:09, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

Fanfic 3

2010-08-20T10:37:04Z

I am close to finishing the 1st chapter of my 3rd fanfic, which I'm going to put on "fanfiction.net" but I decided to put a little preveiw of the first few lines on my blog page:

I ran as fast as I could through the shadowed streets of Volterra, while still remaining concealed from the humans, it would take me a few minutes to run to the town to the forest which marked the edge of my home. I foolishly hoped that as I ran I would leave behind all the memories I had of her... Bella Swan...... (to be continued on Fanfiction.net)

When it's finished I'll give you all the hyperlink so you can read it all if you want. Vixter 10:37, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Here's the hyperlink for you: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6302989/1/Getting_over_her

Is this funny???

2010-08-05T15:43:00Z

Added by Vixter

I think theese videos I found off youtube I think they're really funny, what do you guys think?

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Leah imprints...

2010-07-30T19:03:01Z

Welcome, Twihards, to my 2nd fanfic... Enjoy...

Caius, in an attempt to avenge the Volturi's Defeat in Renesmee's "Trial", decides to go to la push and destroy the whole community. So, he starts to track the Shape-shifters back to the town!

Caius:(Inner thoughts) Maybee I should have brought some of the guard with me...[inhales deeply and gets a whiff of Leah] phew!!! I hope I don't run into "The pack" I might develop a case of Severe Shock Syndrome!!!

Meanwhile Leah decides to celebrate the Victory by walking back (in her human form) to la push and getting a shower back at her place, rather than staying at the Cullens' and spending more time with her nose burning like a gas hob!!! Suddenly she feels a strong pull to travel south, Although she doesn't understand it, she follows it!!!

After a while Both Enter the same clearing [Leah from the North, Caius from the South] Suddenly Leah Realizes what must have happened, The pull, the urge to travel south... She had imprinted upon a Volturi leader, Caius!!!

Leah: OMFG!!! I've imprinted on a Vampire!!! [screams]

Caius: GET A GRIP, LADY... WHAT THE HECK R U ON ABOUT,... WHAT THE HELL IS "IMPRINTING"?

Leah is suddenly overwhelmed by adoration and admiration as a result of the imprinting... Ciaus sees the adoring look form in her eyes and suddenly Understands!

Caius: ARRRRGGGHHHH!!! Get the hell away from me, ahhh, Help Where-wolf, Where-wolf, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Caius turns and runs, he doesn't care where he's going as long as It's away from Leah!!!

Leah: Hey, wait!

Leah phazes abrubtly and runs after Caius.

A short wile later Caius ends up at the Cullens' front door. stood at the door calling, Desperately, to the Cullens...

Caius: Help, please... someone... anyone help I'll do anything... ANYTHING!!!!

Esmee opens the door...

Esmee: [surprised tone] CAIUS!?!

Caius gets down on his knees and pleads...

Caius: Help me, please, I'll do anyhing... I'll get you anything you need or want... just name it's yours... just, PLEASE, help me... [starts to sob dementedly, clutching the bottom of Esmee's dress]

Esmee: There, there, It's okay... we'll help you as best as we can... [massages Caius' head soothingly, with a mixture of shock, amusement and surprise masking her face]

Esmee half carrys half drags Caius into the house. they enter the living room where the Cullens were all sat, Edward was laughing uncotrollably, surronded by Emmett, Bella, Jasper and Alice trying to Find out What was so funny... Rosilie and Carlisle were playing, contentedly, on the floor with Renesmee

Carlisle: Who was it, Esmee? [not yet looking up from the game he, his Daughter and grand-daughter were playing]

Esmee: It's Caius, he... he wants our help... [Esmee trails off]

&nbsp Carlisle: CAIUS!?!

[everyone's heads,but Esmee's and Edward's whom is still sniggering, snap up to see Caius stood at Esmee's Left side]

Bella: Why doesn't he go cry to his "invincable" guard about it, then!

Caius: Because, THIS HAPPENS TO BE A CRISIS, I NEEDED THE FIRST VAMPIRES I COULD FIND! Carlisle: [kindly] tell us what happened, then we'll try to resolve it &nbsp

Edward: [ansaws, before Caius could open his mouth to reply] Leah imprinted on Caius, that's why I was laughing...

[Edward and Emmett burst out laughing]

Carlisle: I see... [Door bell rings] Edward: [smiling] speaking of which here's Leah now... Caius: Noooo, protect me, please... Carlisle: we'll alow Leah to tell you more about this, It's okay, she won't hurt you, and niether will any other shape-shifters Caius: how com... Carlisle: [interupts Caius] we'll let HER explain that

[door bell rings again] Rosalie gets up to ansaw it...

[Muffeled voices from another room] Leah: about time, Leech! Rosalie: Don't push your luck, Fidoette!

Rosalie ad Leah enter the room, The next 15 mins are spent with Leah explaining "Imprinting" with a few of the Cullens (Emmett, Edward, Jasper and Bella) laughing occasionally at Caius'expressions

Caius: so that's it... I can't get rid of you... sorry but, I HAVE A WIFE!!! I can't go running off, Just because some random shape-shifter imprints on me... Leah: No... your getting it all wrong... we don't have to be lovers, the imprinter can become whatever the imprintee needs... a freind, a protecter or anything else the imprintee needs the imprinter to be!!! Caius: But, I still can't get rid of you... Leah: Nope, you can't the Imprinter needs the imprintee, remember, I just said about the imprintee being like the imprinter's gravitational force? Caius: DAMN IT!!!

Edward: Time to throw out the welcome wagon, the Caius Crew's just arrived... Again...

[Doorbell rings yet again] This time Alice goes to ansaw the Door [More muffeled Voices] Aro: We appolagize sincirely for disturbig you it's just... Alice: [finishing Aro's scentence] ... Caius went walkies. Aro: Yes, rather, I'm sure you can understand our distress when a member of our coven goes off... alone... and doesn't return. Alice: Yes, I know, he's in the living room... he also has quite a bit of explaining to do... please, do come in. Aro: Errr... thank you

Alice, Aro, Marcus and the rest of the Guard file into the now cramped living room...

Carlisle: please, do sit down... you may be here for a while... if you want all your questions ansawed Aro: Thank you, Carlisle, my old freind.

The Volturi begin sitting in the spare seats, the two arm chairs are now occupied by Aro and Marcus, the love seat is taken by chelsea and Afton, Jane, Alec and Reneta take claim of the 3 beanie seats, Demetri, corrin and Heidi sit in the 3 remaining swivel chairs and Felix squishes in next to Bella on the, now crowded sofa... (this seems to annoy Edward, who is sat on Bella's other side)

Felix: hello, Bella, this will be the 2nd time we've met today... only now, I'm glad to say, under freindlier circumstaces. Bella: indeed... [Felix smiles and winks at Bella, while Eward mutters, under his breath, about Felix being unable to control his thoughts and that he should get it in his head that Bella's acctually married]

Leah once again, Leah Explains the situation and everyting else there is to know about imprinting this time, however, it was a few members of the guard laughing (These included Felix, Demetri, Alec and Jane) after all had been explained a lot was to be worked out...

Aro: My dear Leah, under the light of the circumstances you have 3 choices to concider: 1. We relocate and make a new base In Forks or another Area near-by... 2. You come home with us and become part of the guard 3. we could arrange occasional from one-another... Just so as to keep the contact the Imprinter requires, The choice is yours, Darling, Leah... [Leah is silent, as she weighs up all the options given]

Leah:[slowly replies] option 1... would work out better for me, and you okay with that? Aro: Of corce, option one it is, Dearest Leah... [Caius and Edward groan, while Felix smiles smugly, seemingly pleased with the Idea of living closer to the Cullens] Aro: [talks to guard] come dear ones, there's not a moment to loose, we must begin scouting for a suitable site, imediately...

[The guard, Caius and Marcus rise to their feet, then Caius whom was only to eager to leave, sprints out the door]

Felix: [as he slowly stands up] It appears as if we'll be seeing a bit more of each other, Until next time, Bella [Felix gives Bella one last wink as he leaves]

[the Guard and Marcus files out]

Carlisle: Aro...[Aro hesitates in the door-way] you are welcome to accomadations here for as long as you need them, would you also mind not hunting on our territories please, my old freind. Aro: thank you, we shall bear that, and your request, in mind [Aro exits, smiling]

Why Leah phones Jacob, to explain the situation... and The Cullens get into a mild discussion about today's happenings...

Emmett:awww, I'd 've paid money to see Caius Grovelling, you got sooo lucky Esmee Esmee: I'm sorry for all this trouble guys... but you know me, I hate seeing people get that desperate a...a..and he looked so vunerable... Carlisle: We know love, you tried to do the right thing... Edward: thanks to you everything's come out better than it started... accept that the Volturi are living a bit closer to us, but that wasn't YOUR fault... [looks accusingly at Leah]

[Leah puts the phone back on the reciver and rises to her feet]

Leah: goodbye, I have to go and sort some stuff out, thanks for giving me the chance to explain. [Leah exits]

[followed by a short silence]

Emmett: Anyone up for watching a movie? All other cullens: Yeah, sure...

THE END!

By Vixter 19:03, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Leah imprints on Caius!

2010-07-30T18:39:47Z

Hello, Twihards, this is my second fanfiction... I hope you enjoy it...

Caius, in an attempt to avenge the Volturi's Defeat in Renesmee's "Trial", decides to go to la push and destroy the whole community. So, he starts to track the Shape-shifters back to the town!

Meanwhile Leah decides to celebrate the Victory by walking back (in her human form) to la push and getting a shower back at her place, rather than staying at the Cullens'and spending more times with her nose burning like a gas hob!!! Suddenly she feels a strong pull to travel south, Although she doesn't understand it, she follows it!!!

Leah: OMFG!!! I've imprinted on a Vampire!!! [screams]

Caius: GET A GRIP, LADY... WHAT THE HECK R U ON ABOUT,... WHAT THE HELL IS "IMPRINTING"?

Leah is suddenly overwhelmed by adoration and admiration as a result of the imprinting... Caius sees the adoring look form in her eyes and suddenly Understands!

Caius: ARRRRGGGHHHH!!! Get the hell away from me, ahhh, Help Where-wolf, Where-wolf, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Caius turns and runs, he doesn't care where he's going as long as It's away from Leah!!!

Leah: Hey, wait!

Leah phazes abrubtly and runs after Caius.

A short wile later Caius ends up at the Cullens' front door. stood at the door calling, Desperately, to the Cullens...

Caius: Help, please... someone... anyone help I'll do anything... ANYTHING!!!!

Esmee opens the door...

Esmee: [surprised tone] CAIUS!?!

Caius gets down on his knees and pleads...

Caius: Help me, please, I'll do anyhing... I'll get you anything you need or want... just name it's yours... just, PLEASE, help me... [starts to sob dementedly, clutching the bottom of Esmee's dress]

Esmee: There, there, It's okay... we'll help you as best as we can... [massages Caius' head soothingly, with a mixture of shock, amusement and surprise masking her face]

Esmee half carrys half drags Caius into the house. They, then, enter the living room where the Cullens were all sat, Edward was laughing uncotrollably, surronded by Emmett, Bella, Jasper and Alice trying to Find out What was so funny... Rosilie and Carlisle were playing, contentedly, on the floor with Renesmee

Carlisle: Who was it, Esmee? [not yet looking up from the game he, his Daughter and grand-daughter were playing] Esmee: It's Caius, he... he wants our help... [Esmee trails off] Carlisle: CAIUS!?!

[everyone's heads,but Esmee's and Edward's whom is still sniggering, snap up to see Caius stood at Esmee's Left side]

Bella: Why doesn't he go cry to your "invincable" guard about it, then! Caius: Because, THIS HAPPENS TO BE A CRISIS, I NEEDED THE FIRST VAMPIRES I COULD FIND! Carlisle: [kindly] tell us what happened, then we'll see what we can do. Edward: [ansaws, before Caius could open his mouth to reply] Leah imprinted on Caius, that's why I was laughing... [Edward and Emmett burst out laughing]

[door bell rings again] Rosalie gets up to ansaw it...

[Muffeled voices from another room] Leah: about time, Leech! Rosalie: Don't push your luck, Fidoette!

Rosalie and Leah enter the room, The next 15 mins are spent with Leah explaining "Imprinting" with a few of the Cullens (Emmett, Edward, Jasper and Bella) laughing occasionally at Caius'expressions

Caius: so that's it... I can't get rid of you... sorry but, I HAVE A WIFE!!! I can't go running off, Just because some random shape-shifter imprints on me... Leah: No... your getting it all wrong... we don't have to be lovers, the imprinter can become whatever the imprintee needs... a freind, a protecter or anything else the imprintee needs the imprinter to be!!! Caius: But, I still can't get rid of you... Leah: Nope, you can't, the Imprinter needs the imprintee, remember, I just said about the imprintee being like the imprinter's gravitational force? Caius: DAMN IT!!!

Edward: Time to throw out the welcome wagon, the Caius Crew's just arrived... Again...

[Doorbell rings yet again] This time Alice goes to ansaw the Door [More muffeled Voices] Aro: We appolagize sincirely for disturbing you it's just... Alice: [finishing Aro's scentence] ... Caius went walkies. Aro: Yes, rather, I'm sure you can understand our distress when a member of our coven goes off... alone... and doesn't return. Alice: Yes, I know, he's in the living room... he also has quite a bit of explaining to do... please, do come in. Aro: Errr... thank you

Alice, Aro, Marcus and the rest of the Guard file into the now cramped living room...

Carlisle: please, do sit down... you may be here for a while... if you want all your questions ansawed Aro: Thank you, Carlisle, my old freind.

Leah once again, Explains the situation and everyting else there is to know about imprinting this time, however, it was a few members of the guard laughing (These included Felix, Demetri, Alec and Jane) after all had been explained a lot was to be worked out...

Aro: My dear Leah, under the light of the circumstances you have 3 choices to choose from: 1. We relocate and make a new base In Forks or another Area near-by... 2. You come home with us and become part of the guard

3. we could arrange occasional from one-another... Just so as to keep the contact the Imprinter requires, The choice is yours, Darling, Leah... [Leah is silent, as she weighs up all the options given]

Leah:[slowly replies] option 1... would work out better for me, but are you okay with that? Aro: Of course, option one it is, Dearest Leah...

[Caius and Edward groan, while Felix smiles smugly, seemingly pleased with the Idea of living closer to the Cullens]

Aro: [talks to guard] come dear ones, there's not a moment to loose, we must begin scouting for a suitable site, imediately...

[The guard, Caius and Marcus rise to their feet, then Caius whom was only to eager to leave, sprints out the door]

Felix: [as he slowly stands up] It appears as if we'll be seeing a bit more of each other, Until next time, Bella [Felix gives Bella one last wink as he leaves] [the Guard and Marcus files slowly out]

Carlisle: Aro...[Aro hesitates in the door-way] you are welcome to accomadations here for as long as you need them, would you also mind not hunting on our territories either, my old freind. Aro: thank you, we shall bear that, and your request, in mind [Aro exits]

While Leah phones Jacob, to explain the situation... The Cullens get into a mild discussion about today's happenings...

Emmett:awww, I'd 've paid money to see Caius Grovelling, you got sooo lucky Esmee Esmee: I'm sorry for all this trouble guys... but you know me, I hate seeing people get that desperate a...a..and he looked so vunerable... Carlisle: We know, love, you tried to do the right thing... Edward: thanks to you everything's come out better than it started... accept that the Volturi are living a bit closer to us, but that wasn't YOUR fault... [looks accusingly at Leah]

[Leah puts the phone back on the reciver and rises to her feet]

Leah: goodbye, I have to go and sort some stuff out, thanks for giving me the chance to explain. [Leah exits]

[followed by a short silence]

Emmett: Anyone up for watching a movie? All other cullens: Yeah, sure...

THE END!

written & edited by Vixter 18:39, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Felix - Bella song

2010-07-27T20:45:23Z

(Using tune from Baby by Justin Beiber)

Key:

[walking] = stage diretions

(lol) = lyric explation

gfbnn = script or Narrative text

hjjjkk = lyric text

Setting:

After winking at Bella, Felix pauses... It was now or never and so in front of the asstounded eyes of The Cullens, his colleagues, Bree and Bella he bursts into song and this, Ladies and Gents, is what he sang...

Bella's song:Edit

Ohhh-ohhh-ohh-ohh-oh x3

I know I love you,

I know I care,

Just shout at Edward,

and I'll be there,

I want your your blood,

But I'll give you my heart,

And you would always, always be my mate, (as in two Vamps forming a romantic partnership)

Are you and he an Item,

Then you keep sayin'

"why, we're not even freinds?" (Bella and Felix that is)

What are you saying,

So your Engaged!!!

Don't look in my eyes,

You're my first love,

And you broke my heart for the first time!

Now I just say:

Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, ohhh,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

Hoped you'd always be mine, mine.

Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, ohhh,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

Hoped you'd always be mine, mine

Oh, for you I would do whatever,

I Just can't belive you two are together, (Bella and Edward)

I'm gonna play cool,

Hope he's losing you, (ie. Felix is hoping Bella will fall in love with him and leave Edward)

I'll Kill Eddie C,

And then melt his ring,

Then rip him to pieces,

so they can't fix him, (the Cullens)

Then I'll burn him,

'Til his ashes have stopped screamin',

I'll burn him,

Down, Down Down,

And then, once he's out the way,

Bella, you can come around,

Then I just say:

Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, ohhh,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

Hoped you'd always be mine, mine,

Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, ohhh,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

Hoped you'd always be mine, mine,

Volturi! (Instead of Luda, an abriviation of Ludacris)

Now I'm 13, (x 10)

I've fallen in love,

there's nothing that compares to my Bella,

But Edward came between us,

now my fantacie are obstruct!

Back then I went crazy,

I smashed him into the floor, (reffering to New moon Fight scene)

He was no mach for me,

I beat him up,

I heard her heart pound,

and skip a beat,

when I threw him to my feet,

and smsh him into the stairs,

OWWW,

I thought it was for me, (Bella's changes in heart rate)

But turned out it was for he,

She's made me go crazy,

'cos she is so amusing,

And now I'm winking,

But now I'm just getting desprate,

Now I'm Just sayin':

Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, ohhh,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

hoped you'd always be mine, mine.

Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, ohhh,

My Bella, Bella, Bella, nooo,

Hoped you'd always be mine, mine.

[Guard Exit with obvious humilliation towards their collauges sudden outburst into song, Demetri hangs back contenplating with good nature, to wait for his seemingly derranged BFF, or slink off with the rest and dodge humilliation, Jane whispers something to him before departing quickly leaving Demetri to wait in the shadows for Felix]

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,

Now I gotta go, go, go,

I gotta go.

Felix: [eagerly hopeful] So Bella d'ya think we could make it work?

Bella: [blushing] errr, thanks, Felix, but no thanks.

[the Cullens and Bella beat a Hasty retreat, Emmett snikers as he leaves]

Felix: [Dejectedly sighs]

Bree: At least you tried, bro, and the song was good.

Felix: Thanks kiddo, but love & life's a cruel thing, and Cupids gonna get a punch for this one!

Bree: [sarcasticly] Tell me about it.

Demetri: I appoligise for Interupting, however we really must catch up with the others.... [whispers] and Jane say to dispose of... [gestures toward Bree]

Felix: [sighs heavily, then ansaws Demetri] okay... [speaks appoligeticly to Bree] sorry orders are orders...

[metalic ripping sounds, and Bree screeching]

Demetri: c'mon, lets go

Felix: [nods once]

[Demetri + Felix exit, Felix hangs his head and drags his feet, feeling very sorry for himself... Demetri throws his arm around Felix's shoulders in an attempt to comfort his freind]

Vixter 20:45, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

help from users: re:fanfic

2010-07-27T06:25:14Z

Hello welcome to my not-quite-blank blog page,

I need help from users due to the fact that I would like to create my own fanfic has anyone got any tips/ ideas 4 a fanfic story they'd like 2 read???

Vixter 06:25, July 27, 2010 (UTC)