If you thought you heard every Kristen Stewart,Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinsonrumor in the mill, I'll do you one better: New "reports" are claiming that KStew is cheating on RPattz (if they're even together) ... with a woman. Whoa, man!
A certain tabloid with a penchant for really over-the-top stories is claiming that Kristy Stewart is currently in asecretive romantic relationship with Katy Perry's assistant, Tamra Natisin. An insider apparently told this certain tawdry mag that "Rob will hit the roof when he sees photos of Kristen and Tamra hanging out together. It’s obvious to all of her friends that there’s a romance brewing between them." The proof? Kristen and Tamra hung out at an event on March 3, and Kristen "doesn't seem like she misses her boyfriend."
Well, I don't know about you guys, but sure as shit sounds like Kristen is about to come out to the world and move to Iowa with Tamra so the two can get married and open an antique shop that specializes in vintage trombones. Orrrr it sounds like Kristen was having a conversation with someone of the same sex. Same diff.
There are a lot of KStew/RPattz rumors out there, and I admit, I'm wont to believe them here and there. But this one? I call poppycock.