I'd find the twilight saga SOO much more pleasurable if it were funny! Let me explain.
In the meadow....
Edward:blah blah blah
Bella:blah blah blah...
Katniss everdeen: *Holding dying Rue*
Edward: *in girly voice* Yo girlfriend, get out! Me and my Mary sue are having a moment!
Bella:*throws cheese wedge.*
Bella: *screams in pain*
Jacob: oh GOD stop being such a wimp!