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This is just for fun it doesnt really true about the series

Edward: Eddie

When Edward was 6, his parents called him Eddie, Like "We love you Eddie"

Then after Edward was turned into a vampire and his mother was still living

"EDDIE! YOUR LIVIIN"

"STOP CALLING ME EDDIE OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU"

  • Edwards mom dies because Edward was mad at her and of the influenza*

Bella: Bells

Bella's usual nickname

after Breaking Dawn, Bella is mad at Charlie for calling her Bells

"IM NOT BELLS, WHAT DO YOU THINK DO I LOOK LIKE BELLS?!

  • Charlies in the Hospital*

Emmett: Emmy

by Rosalie starting from 2009

Emmett's Reaction

"WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE AN EMMY? OR DO I LOOK LIKE EMMY ROSSUM?"

Rosalie and Emmet still have sex with each other*


Jane: Jun

by Felix and Demetri

started when they accidently said the wrong thing.

"YOU CALLED ME JUN AND NOW YOU WILL PAY"

  • Felix and Demetri is tortured forever*


Alec: Alexa

By: The Main Volturi

" IM NOT A GIRL FINE THEN I BLIND YOU ALL (except Jane)

  • everyone in the Volturi is blind and the guard(including alec and Jane)betrays the main volturi and go to Cullen*


Alice: Mary Ally

from her mom when she was little she got tired when she was older,

(when she had premonitions) 'STOP CALLING ME MARY ALLY ITS MARY ALICE I PREDICT YOU WILL DIE"

  • her mom dies*


Jacob "Hi Jakacar"

By Nessie misspelled

" NESSIE!"

  • Jacob bites Nessie"


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