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Holy crap! I missed ABDUCTION....again!

2012-03-09T10:48:27Z

OMFG! Ho can someone be SO sexy?!?

What the hell is wrong with me? I missed Abduction....again.It is the third time it is happening to me.I have been waiting sooooo long for this movie.Taylor is looking like sooooo sexy in the movie adn Ican't resist but the hell,I missed it again.It was on TV on a local cable channel at 8 at night.And I was busy watching daily soaps and I didn't even care to surf through the channels.So stupid of me.And at about 09:45,my best friend called to tell tha Abduction AND Twilight were on and I was like "Holy shit!" I grabbed the remote and switched the channels in half a second but I only saw 15 minutes of the movie.I like literally screamed.It happened to me before because my same freind watched it before me and she didn't even know about the movie and I told her about it's release.Ugh! I have to wait more now.To see it.To see Taylor.Ugh! Damn me!

With a Jacob hug,

TeamJakeward 1402 10:48, March 9, 2012 (UTC)

Why is Tanya so misunderstood?

2012-02-24T10:06:23Z

Go Team TANYA! ;)

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Okay,whenever I read Bedward fanfictions,in every one of them,there is a bitch called Tanya who tries to ruin their relationship and I am always like "What the hell???" Why the hell is she shown as a manipulative slut who can go to any limits to get something she wants??But peeps,she is exactly the opposite.Bedward fans might call her a slut or a whore for making a move on Edward and for being a succubus.But hey,Irina and Kate were one too so why does anyone not critcize them?(Not that I am asking them to)Doesn't a girl has the right to express her feelings to the boy she she loves??She expressed her feelings toward Edward and he(unfortunately) declined,so she got over them.And some people,when they see other Denali couples,they are like"Aww!".They are together because they expressed their feellings.If they had kept their mouth shut,they wouldn't have ended up together.If Edward had accepted,they could have been a couple too and then people would have "Aww"-ed on them too.Tanya is a strong and independent woman.She doesn't need someone like Edward to control her.Personelly,I am so damn happy she isn't with him.She deserves better.Way better.Tanya is a hell of a great woman and no one has the right to criticize her without knowing her.I LOVE her and she is 100 + times better han Bella-Mary Sue-Swan.Stop being so hypocritical,people!

P.S.-I was just voicing my opinions.Please don't hate me for this.

With a Jacob hug,

TeamJakeward 1402 10:06, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

Some news!

2012-02-01T05:59:31Z

Normal:-My views

Italics:-The news report

I was reading the newspaper and I found an article about Breaking Dawn.I agree to it but disagree to it as well.Here it is :-

Photo with the article

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TWILIGHT DOESN'T BREAK NEW DAWN

The film caters to the sexual fantasies of teenage girls,but it doesn't break new grounds

Reviews for Twilight:Breaking Dawn-Part 1 have been gleeful in their derision,it reminds one that critics love nothing better than a chance to sneer.Edward looks like a marble statue covered in talc,only now he's in shorts!The wolves argue with each other in English,not even in wolf-talk,which is just silly!And let's face it,if you're going to have caesarean,it's not a good idea to have vampires in t he room.But if Twilight is so awful,why do we invest so much effort into slagging it off?Especially since everything that needs to be said about teen chastity and female passivity has already been trotted out in response to previous entries in the franchise.

No matter that movies aimed at boys feature superpowers or super-robots.Those sort of fantasies are permissible even when the films peddling them are awful.Twilight caters to the sexual fantasies of teenage girls.At least it caters to them,and there's not a lot else at the cinema that does not in a young adult fantasy genre that invariably reduces females to decorative sidekicks while the Harry Potters get on with their questing.'

The Twilight effect is already discernible,in the new wave of fairytale movies-all featuring heroines spunkier than your traditional Disney Princesses.We've had Catherine Hardwicke's Red Riding Hood and there are two new Snow Whites.Next spring we have The Hunger Games,which sees a resourceful heroine in a dystopian life-or-death situation.But would even the first Hunger Games have been made withoutTwilight?Breaking dawn is a small price to pay.

THE GUARDIAN

So what do you guys think??

With a Jacob hug,

TeamJakeward 1402 05:59, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

Stuff I did in my free time

2012-01-30T13:15:14Z

I was sittting at home and I was getting really,really bored.So I thought I'd click photographs of the stuff I did in my diary and show it to everyone around here....So

Everything is done by me.I hope you all like it!

With Jacob Hug,

TeamJakeward 1402 09:52, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

You Know You grew in India....

2012-01-09T12:33:38Z

You know you grew in India....

1) You know the words to ‘Scooby dooby doo’ and ‘akkad-bakkad’ by heart.;)

2) You have read at least some Chacha Chaudhary or Tinkle comic.:D

3) You’ve watched on TV at least once in your life. B-)

4) You couldn’t wait to start 5th standard so you could start writing with PENS instead of with pencils.;)

5) You couldn’t wait for it to be December so you could have the Toblerone chocolates your NRI relatives brought you.

6) You watched Cartoon Network.

7) You watched corny dubbed versions of Oswald

8) You were THRILLED when McDonald’s opened in your neighborhood (or even eight kilometers away)

9) A visit to Pizza Hut used to mean a special treat.

10) You have seen Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Hum Aapke Hain Kaun at least 5 times each.

11) You still remember the theme song of "Make Way for Noddy"

12) You have played hours upon hour of running and catching, chor-police, ‘Doctor, doctor, help us!’, ‘Lock and key’ .

13)Dog ‘in’ the bone was your favorite co-ed game.

14) You often used terms and phrases like ‘two-say’, ‘same to you, back to you, with no returns’, and ‘shame shame, puppy shame, all the donkeys know your name. ;)

15) Your summer vacations were often synonymous with visiting your grandparents or cousins.:)

16) Your parents, at some point, told you ‘Dark Room’ was a bad game to play. But you still loved playing it.:/

17) Bole mere lips, I love uncle Chips !!.

18) You know the song ‘Made in India’ by Alisha Chinai.O:)

19) You have seen many many many episodes of ‘Antakshari’ on Zee TV and know the only thing constant in the show is Anu Kapoor. 20)

You eagerly awaited Friendship Day, so you could give friendship bands to all your friends, and get bands from them in return..... ♥♥..~! :))

My Birthday!

2012-01-06T10:58:40Z

My birthday is on 14 February so I am pretty excited because I am turning 14.So I am asking you all....What is an ideal gift/gifts a girl turning 14 should ask her parents to get for her??Not to expensive.I ahve an Ipod and a phone so I don't need them.Anything else.I am particulary asking this question from TeamTacobSoDealWithIt,LavendaBrunette,ilovestephaniemeyer,Teamemmett and Krashley.Others too please comment.

Love

TeamJakeward1402 10:58, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

Now that's hilarious!

2011-12-16T14:07:17Z

You gotta watch this video.It's so damn awesome! I was about to faint when Taylor just laughs! *sigh*

Like Rob was also cute but Taylor made my heart melt like it was made of wax.I think I am being melodramatic.Anyway! Watch it! It's awesome.

TeamEdward1402 14:07, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Man! I'm going to fall of my chair!

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My Breaking Dawn review

2011-11-29T10:31:34Z

Breaking Dawn! The awesomest Movie Ever!

Eddie and Bells

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1 Entering the theatre
2 The Start
3 The Wedding
4 The Honeymoon
5 Preggo and Preggo
6 The Delivery
7 The Imprinting
8 The Climax
9 What I Missed

Entering the theatreEdit

When entering the theatre, I and my friends were very excited. But we had one doubt in our minds. If they don’t allow us in, what will we do? The movie is rated ‘A’ and we all are a bunch of stupid 13 year old girls. My mom and my best friend’s mom were buying the tickets. We all were standing there, fingers crossed and praying to God that they allow us in. I turned to my mom and she showed me thumbs up and we all screamed and everyone was staring at us thinking “who are those idiot girls?”We went in and they didn’t even ask us if we were 13.When we entered, the trailer of Daniel Radcliffe’s ‘women in black.’ We literally ran to our seats and just then the movie started and we all were like OMG!

The StartEdit

When Jacob removes his shirt and runs, we all were like”ooohh.”He was looking SO hot. I totally loved Bella’s heels. I don’t know what problem she had from them. The first look of Edward and we all were jumping on our seats.Eep.

The WeddingEdit

I’d love to have a wedding like that. But to my bad luck I can’t. Alice really is an unstoppable force of nature. I TOTALLY loved the wedding dress. I’d want a dress like that on my wedding but we wear white on funerals so it’s a bad choice. The wedding was so beautiful. The ambience, the decor, their clothes, everything was perfect. When they kiss, I noticed that all the people vanished. I think it was because they forget everyone at that time. Flightless bird was super cool. Then, the reception. The toasts were awesome. Jessica was oh-so-jealous, Charlie and Renee were so funny and Edward was so in love. I loved it when Emmett cracked a double meaning joke. The Denali’s! What do I say about them? They were so lovely. Even Irina (whom I hated because she was pissed off with the wolf pack).Eleazer was like”Hola”.I loved Carmen. She was looking so beautiful. Seth was looking so hot. And then the Alice-Jasper kickass dance. It was so short. I wanted to see more of it. And when Jacob arrived….OMG! Tears were welling up in m eyes but I had promised myself I won’t cry. So I stopped myself. I was waiting for “It will rain” to play but they didn’t play so I was kind of disappointed because I had expected they would play it on Jella dance.Well, anyway! I didn’t cry. I am so proud of myself.

The HoneymoonEdit

When they left in the car, me and my friends were like”Oh Crap! It’s starting now.”The kisses, the sex.We all had our hands tightly clamped over our mouths so that we could stifle our giggles. My mom was sitting so we couldn’t laugh openly. We were suddenly feeling very cold and embarrassed.I loved it when they played “Llovera” when they were having the midnight bath.Next we all were laughing very hard.Watching,obviously.But we kept quiet.The next day they showed the broken bed and the whole audience was like”Oh!”Everything else was perfect. Though some boys sitting behind us said “Shameless” out so loud that when they were kissing and we all were laughing on a scene we shouldn’t have laughed. And then they made the “pucker sound” and we all laughed yet again. I loved the chess playing bits and we all were marveling on seeing how beautiful Isle Esme was! I was laughing my head off when Bella came out wearing a black revealing dress and came cat-walking in.Edward rolled over laughing and pulled the sheet on top of him.Though I hated that they didn’t show the egg eating parts.Anyhow,the honeymoon was perfect.

Preggo and PreggoEdit

Only one word to describe Bella-Sick. Sick in the literal sense of the word. Kristen acted so well and the makeup was perfect. Even my dad was impressed by the makeup when he saw her in the trailer. Jacob arrived again. We all were literally falling off our chairs. He was looking so hot. When he came on that motorcycle…Damn! When he talks too Bella…Crap! And when he kicks the motorbike...Sexy! The blood drinking part was superb! Jacob’s reaction was soo funny!!When Edward reads the baby’s thoughts, I loved it. Though I hated that Jacob was pissed off! When Edward was shouting on Bella, I was like”Yay! Edie go on. Shout on her. Make her feel miserable. Serves her right for making the decisions independently.”And I loved the wolf voices too!And I hate the name Renesmee.If she would have asked me”Too weird?”,I’d be like”Hell,Yeah!”

The DeliveryEdit

The delivery was GROSS. Plain gross. And gory too. We all were like”Damn! Damn! Crap!”And when the spine broke off! God! I didn’t cry again. Yippee!! Bella was looking soo…dead? I don’t know.She was horrible. And when Jake goes out and starts crying,I was like”Here goes my promise!” and broke down.I was crying too.Which girl will not cry when she knows her Jakey is crying??So I cried and cried!And Edward was trying to revive Bella ad that’s why I cried too.When he said”Baby!” I cried more!

The ImprintingEdit

Even though I think that Jake imprinting on Re-name-me (I agree withTeamTaycobSoDealWithIt. It’s a horrible name)is a load of crap,I still think it was magical.Really!Jake looking in her eyes and becoming kind of Alice wass really very beautiful.And when the pack arrives,I was like”Kick the Cullens butts,dogs!I don’t know why? But still I wanted a fight.And then Jacob’s ultimate dialogue”If you kill her,you kill me!”.When I saw in the trailer,I thought he was referring to Bella but later I came to know it was Bella.Anyway!

The ClimaxEdit

Everyone waiting for Bella to open her eyes.And when she does,movie over.It’s so frustrating to know that you have to wait a whole year for the next movie.Damn you Summit!They switched of the credits too and I didn’t see the Volturi scene.Crap!

What I MissedEdit

More of Seth,Leah and the wolf pack.It was disappointing that we saw Seth only 3 to 4 times. The antagonism between Jacob and Rosalie.The blond jokes would have been fun. Jacob meeting Lizzie.Edward and Bella telling about their wedding to Charlie.And the fact that they played”It Will Rain” and “A Thousand Years” in the end credits.I hated it.But all in all,it was a ROCKING movie!!

Questions,questions and questions about Breaking Dawn

2011-11-26T07:43:19Z

I am thinking and thinking and thinking.What made the stupid censor board of India rate Breaking Dawn "A" which means adult and only 18 above can watch it.Don't these silly people know that we girls who are not more than 15 are dying to watch this movie from 2010?Oh what I'm going to do now I don't know.

But someone please tell me about the movie.I don't care about spoiler alerts.Is this movie an adult movie??And can 13 above watch it?

Robert Loved DDLJ

2011-11-08T10:32:43Z

I was reading the newspaper the other day(Mind you it was a fashion daily),and I read this report saying"Pattinson loved DDLJ". DDLJ(Diwale Dulhania Le Jayenge)(The Big Hearted Will Take The Bride) is actually a Bollywood movie starring Shahrukh Khan and Kajol and it was Super-duper hit. And I was very happy that he watches Bollywood movies. The story was very romantic and mushy ushy types and the ind of movie I love and it has a typical Bollywood movie ending. The story is:Raj and Simran live in London. Both Indians. Simran is traditional Indian girl while Raj is a spoilt brat.The two meet,fight,fall in love.Then there are problems.Simran getting married to another guy,father not approving of Raj but the climax is always happy.I love it and do you know what??The film was released in 1995.I was not even born and my parents were not married.HUH.!!I am very happy that atleast Rob watches Bollywood Movies though Shah Rukh Khan is not my personnel favorite.

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge(The Big Hearted Will Take The Bride)

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Holy crap! I missed ABDUCTION....again!

Why is Tanya so misunderstood?

Some news!

Stuff I did in my free time

You Know You grew in India....

My Birthday!

Now that's hilarious!

My Breaking Dawn review

Contents

Entering the theatreEdit

The StartEdit

The WeddingEdit

The HoneymoonEdit

Preggo and PreggoEdit

The DeliveryEdit

The ImprintingEdit

The ClimaxEdit

What I MissedEdit

Questions,questions and questions about Breaking Dawn

Robert Loved DDLJ