I was reading my biology book and suddenly a hilariuos idea peaked into my mind... Why not thinking of some Twilight diseases??? So, here they are!
Belleria
Causes
- Excessive facination towards Bella.
- Too much sympathy for her.
- Observing her attitudes all day.
Symptoms
- Wanting to mimic Bella's personality.
- Trying to be over nervous.
Remedy
- Watching fashion shows.
- Digesting people's taunts.
- Doing a lots of shopping.
Edwardoholism
Causes
- Having too much weakness towards Edward.
- Being totally mesmerized by him.
Symptoms
- Dreaming about Edward all the nights.
- Wanting to be with him every single moment.
- Blabbing about him everywhere.
Remedy
There is none!
Jakonosis
Causes
Same as Edwardoholism. But this is caused by Jakob instead of Edward.
Symptoms
- Showing too much attachment towards dogs.
- Thinking about him all the while.
Remedy
Killing some dogs.
Weaknes Phobia
Causes
- Witnessing the intensity of strength In Twilihgt Saga.
- Being too impressed with the lifestyle of the Cullens.
Symptoms
- Hating weakness.
- Always trying to look strong.
Remedy
Thinking of the physically disabled people.
P.S: Only the creatures without a 'Y' chromosome are affected to these diseases.