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Twilight Saga Diseases !!!

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I was reading my biology book and suddenly a hilariuos idea peaked into my mind... Why not thinking of some Twilight diseases??? So, here they are!


Belleria

Bella zzzz

Bella

Causes

  • Excessive facination towards Bella.
  • Too much sympathy for her.
  • Observing her attitudes all day.

Symptoms

  • Wanting to mimic Bella's personality.
  • Trying to be over nervous.



Remedy

  • Watching fashion shows.
  • Digesting people's taunts.
  • Doing a lots of shopping.


Edwardoholism

Edward zzzz

Edward

Causes

  • Having too much weakness towards Edward.
  • Being totally mesmerized by him.

Symptoms

  • Dreaming about Edward all the nights.
  • Wanting to be with him every single moment.
  • Blabbing about him everywhere.

Remedy

There is none!


Jakonosis

Jacob zzzz

Jacob

Causes

Same as Edwardoholism. But this is caused by Jakob instead of Edward.


Symptoms

  • Showing too much attachment towards dogs.
  • Thinking about him all the while.

Remedy

Killing some dogs.

Weaknes Phobia

Cullenzzzz

The Cullens

Causes

  • Witnessing the intensity of strength In Twilight Saga.
  • Being too impressed with the lifestyle of th Cullens.

Symptoms

  • Hating weakness.
  • Always trying to look strong.

Remedy

Thinking of the physically disabled people.


There can be a lot more diseases related to Twilight Saga. But these are all I can think of now. Let me know if there are more!


P.S: Only the creatures without a 'Y' chromosome are affected to these diseases. 

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