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You have seen Volturi watching New Moon. Now for it's counterpart !
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(movie's not starting yet, wolf pack sit in a dark room)
Jacob *curious* : What are we watching again?
Sam *using his Alpha command voice* : I heard there was a movie called New moon. And as pack leader I order you to watch with me!
Paul *complaining* : Sissy title I'm not watching it!
Jared: Rachel said you cried watching "Little mermaid".
Paul *caught off guard* : What !?!
Embry: And "Sleeping Beauty".
Quil *continuing Embry's phrase* : "And Bambi"...
Paul *losing his temper* : Grrr...grrr..
Sam *grabs Paul's arm* : Paul calm down or you're gonna ruin our movie night!
Paul *Calms down and shouted* : ...I've never seen a Disney movie in my life!
Sam: Then why do you keep a Buzz…
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- The Volturi went and their guard went to the throne room when they finished watching the movie Aro,Caius,Marcus sat on their thrones*
Aro *calm* : Let discuss this matter seriously about the cloak massacre...
Jane *sobbing* : I'm gonna miss my cloak, because it's the only one i ever had.
Alec *sobbing* : Me too Jane! We had those cloaks since 1721!
Marcus *looks dead* : .......
Aro *trying to comfort Alec ad Jane sobbing for their cloaks* : There,there children don't be sad .
Caius: Let's think this matter clearly. Who would own that yellow scarf?
- Everyone is thinking hardly*
Alec *thinking*: Umm..Felix would never wear a scarf he'll look hideous.
Felix *irritated* : ..... {the reason why Felix would never attack Alec is that Alec would just cheat …
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- The Volturi sit in a dark room with their guard*
Jane *curious* : What's it called again ?
Alec *sarcastic* : New Moon.
Aro *happily* : I decided that we all watch this together like a family!
Caius *annoyed* : I told you before I'm not watching anymore of your Christmas specials on DVDs.
Alec *sarcastic* : It's a film.
Caius *curious* : Straight to the video?
Alec *sarcastic* : Yes.
Caius *annoyed* : I'm not watching it!
Alec *being careful about what he's gonna say* : It's good...It's good...ish. And we're all in it!
Aro: We're in the film and I haven't been paid yet! How the heck did this happen!!!
Marcus *sarcatic and looks dead* : ....
Jane *sarcastic* : You know,I don't remember being filmed for this not in a thousand years..
Felix *sarcastic* : …
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Hey it's me Crescent moon!
guys i want to ask if there's anything you wanna see in my next fanfics so that i can add it!
Feel free to comment anytime ok :)
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Ok my first fanfic! Go make them laugh!
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- movie's not yet starting the Twilight characters sit in a dark room*
Bella *curious*: What are we doing here again?
Carlisle: Well I heard ther is a movie called "Twilight". All of you know i don't want to watch this alone so I invited you guys to watch with me.
Edward *curious* : You mean with real people ? Not illustrated characters?
Roaslie: This is a joke! How can they possibly turn a DOG into a real person?
Edward *laughing* : hahaha!
Jacob *recalled something belatedly and ignores Rosalie* : Isn't there someone missing by the way?
Jasper *sarcastic* : Not enough space in Edward's bedroom for Esme.
Jacob *sarcastic*: She's totally useless anyways...
Bella *shouting* : JAKE!Alice *seeing somethin…
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