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hi guys sorry

2010-08-12T04:20:58Z

I know i haven't been online lately because i have exams i really have to review for them and gosh the math test was hard i almost guessed 15 items on that test because of lack of time.

Anyways when my exams are over i'll come back online ★Crescent moon★ 04:20, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Twilight Characters watching Eclipse

2010-08-01T03:03:50Z

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Special thanks to my Beta Puddinginthesky :) for giving me some information

Thank you also to my friends here at the wiki

And here it is my Twilight characters watching Eclipse

the words inside {} are just my thoughts

the last thing ENJOY:)

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The cullens and jacob sit in a dark room*

Bella(Curious): What are we watching again?

Carlisle(happy): we're watching a movie called eclipse!

Esme(being a mother): Now behave little children it's rude to be noisy when watching a movie.

Bella(Curious) Where's Jacob?

Rosalie: Oh you mean the mutt? I posted a sign "no dogs allowed" outside the door.

Jacob(angry): for the last time I'M NOT YOUR PET! FILTHY BLOOD SUCKERS!

Emmett: Could we start this movie already i'm getting bored.

Jasper pushes the play button*

scene shows riley*

emmett(suprised): hey this guy looks like my classmate 30 years ago!

esme: i'm sure this is just the descendant of your classmate emmett..

carlisle: unless he was transformed into one of us.

scene shows Riley running for his life*

Rosalie(laughing): He looks funny when he's scared.It reminds me of Royce

Emmett(jealous): ....If you left him alive i would have played soccer with his head!

scene shows Riley crying out of pain . He's on the floor*

Bella(curious): Why is Riley doing the robot dance on the floor?

Jacob: No he wasn't dancing the robot, he was scracthing his back on the floor because it was itchy.

everyone looks at Jacob*

Edward(curious): How do you know that pup?

Jacob(insulting edward): my dog instincts told me. leech.

Scene shows the tittle eclipse*

Jacob(bored): Bored NOW!

jacob steals remote and presses skip*

scene shows Edward saying "doesn't he have a shirt?"*

Edward(insulting): Yeah your poor you can't even own a shirt!!! POOR!!!!

Jacob(showing off): Hey at least i get more fans than you by showing my abs!!!

Rosalie(irritated): Shut up Fido!!! I can't hear the movie! Bella's mummbling too much..it's irritating plus there are no subtittles in this movie.

scene shows Bella puching Jacob's face*

Jasper(sarcastic): Irresponsible move Bella.

Carlisle(interested): Impressive FACE PUNCH(bella hits jake on the face) counters with BREAK HAND(bella breaks her hand for hitting Jacob)

Emmett : Dog..your hard!!

Jacob: Yeah i'm hard that is why people call me the DOG of steel...abs.

Emmett(curious): You mean the man of steel retired and hired a dog to take his place? Superman retired and got replaced by this MUTT?!?

Jacob: Hey he aged now he's already a retired newspaper agent and a retired superhero. He told me i can take his place.

Edward(suggesting): If you want to be a super DOG i suggest you run in the cities with a pillow case cape and your underwear.

Jacob(curious and insulting): Why didn't you say with a "costume" just an underwear? DISCO BALL!!!

Rosalie(insulting): Because you can't afford a costume if you can't even own a shirt! Super stupid DOG!!!

emmett steals remote and presses skip*

(scene shows Bella putting blood on trees)

Jasper(resisting very hard): It's tempting me again. Help me Alice!!!

Carlisle: Jasper it's just ketchup.

Alice: It's just ketchup Jazz.

Jacob(shocked): Bella first your about to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff now your vandalising trees!?!

Bella(begging): Please don't tell my dad i can get arrested.

Jacob(Happy): I'm gonna tell Charlie! {Charlie will ground Bella again like on New Moon }

Bella: Fine tell my dad i vandalised trees and i'll tell Billy you and your friends broke his flat screen tv and still haven't paid for it! {the flat screen t.v. came from my other fanfic "Wolf Pack watching new moon"}

Alice: Jacob you know what, that flat screen t.v. Billy brought is 2nd hand.

Jacob(curious): How the heck do you know that psychic!?!

Alice(explaining): Edward broke a t.v. last week and we put it on the dumpster. I had a vision of Billy ordering Seth and Leah to carry that flat screen t.v. at the dumpster to your home.

Jacob(curious): Why the heck is my dad going to a dumpster to find a 2nd hand t.v.?

Esme: It's because your dad is out of money. Don't you know your tuition fee for high school he used it to buy new clothes that you can wear when whenever you turn wolf and destroy them.

jacob presses skip*

(scene shows Jacob saying "I'm hotter than you")

Edward: Fine your hotter than me ! BUt i'm cooler than you!

Jacob(insulting): Prove it if you can HAIRGEL BOY!!!

Edward: I'm so cool that icecubes are jealous of me getting more fans than them.

jacob presses skip*

Scene shows Edward and Seth fighting Victoria and Riley*

Alice(curious): Edward how much hairgel do you use?

Edward: It's cement actually. I thought you already seen that in your vision Alice.

Bella(shocked and curious): Why the heck would you use cement as a hairgel?

Carlisle(explaining): We have a hard time rebonding our hair because our hair is made out of cement too.

Jacob: You mean your really walking-bloodsucking statues!

Rosalie : I prefer the term manikin instead of statue! MUTT!!!

(scene shows Cullens burning the newborns)

Carlisle : We gone too far.. {he's talking about the newborn massacre}

Bella(curious): What?

Emmett*faces Bella*: He said we went to far.

Emmett*faces Carlisle with curiousity* : Why did we go to far?

Jasper: Because when we burned them down we gathered around the fire and sang Spongebob's campfire song.

CULLEN CAMPFIRE

Added by Crescent moon

Jacob(shouts): Skip!

scene shows credits*

edward(relieved): Finally the movie's finished. I'm going to the gas station!

Emmett(pissed and angry): GAS STATION !?!

(Everyone is curious and thinking why is Emmett angry)

Edward(curious): What's with the attitude?

Emmett(harsh voice): I HATE that place!

Bella(curious): What could you possibly hate in a gas station?

Emmett(looks grudgingly at Edward): It's when Edward didn't buy me a RESSE'S PEANUT BUTTERCUP!

Edward: You're still on to that? Emmett it was just chocolate.

Emmett(still grudging) : Yes I'm still on to that. I remember the date it was December 25, 1971 when you didn't buy me one!

{If you read the eclipse novel page 432 Alice says Edward is a groutch, well this blog proves it}

Edward(making an excuse) : Besides we didn't have the dollars for it. And even if we have the dollars for it.

Edward(thinking of his Volvo): We have much more things to spend it on than just OVER PRICED CANDY!

(EVERYONE THINKING EDWARD IS A GROUTCH EXCEPT EDWARD HIMSELF)

Emmett(still angry) : it wasn't just candy...it was a RESSE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP!!!

Edward(apologetic): Ok sorry. If we find another store i will get you one...ok?

Emmett(STUBBORN): NO!

Edward: now your just being stubborn.

Emmett(explaining): Since you didn't get me one on that Christmas day. I had to get what i want myself. i destroyed the surveillance cameras, killed 4 humans{probably 1 security guard,1 cashier and 2 UNLUCKY gasoline mart buyers} just to get a pack of RESSE'S PEANUT BUTTERCUP!

EMMETT HUNTING FOR CHOCOLATE

Added by Crescent moon

(everyone shocked except for emmett)

THE END

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LESSON OF THE STORY

NEVER BE A GROUTCH TO EMMETT OR ELSE HE'LL KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT IF YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!!! Plus he's more angry if you don't give him what he wants on a Christmas day.

if your waiting

2010-07-08T08:56:02Z

to all my fans and friends here at the wiki. sorry if your waitng for my twilight characters watching eclipse because i have school and other things to focus on first.

so just please be patient and keep waitng ok :) - Crescent moon

Alice Cullen remix of You belong with me

2010-06-30T10:23:47Z

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Imagine Alice singing her life story..... the tune is from Taylor Swift's YOU BELONG WITH ME! the words inside the { } are just my thoughts :)

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I'm at the house with my husband, Jasper Hale

He's manipulating your emotions like i said

He doesn't get the future like I do {alice your the only one who could see the future remember}

I'm at the mall, its a typical tuesday night

I'm buying clothes, he doesn't like {imagine jasper wearing a rainbow colored shirt}

He'll never get your fashion like I do

He wears sweaters, I wear blouses

He's a general and I'm a mental patient {so people think alice was crazy when she was human}

Predicting bout the day when you travel and look {alice is talking of jasper here}

for alice i've been the whole time {alice is 3rd to carlisle's waiting record! Alice has been waiting jasper at the dinner for 30 years}

If you could see that i'm the one who understands this {alice is talking about the future}

Been here all along so why can't you see? {of course jasper can't see the future!}

You belong with me

Walkin the woods with you in your worn out jeans {she means walking with her sister cynthia}

I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be

Predicting on the park bench laughing to myself {no wonder she was at the mental hospital when she was human}

Hey isnt this easy?

And you've got a smile that could scare up this whole town

I haven't seen it in awhile, since emmett brought you down {so jasper fought with emmett because of a bet the winner gets a teddy bear}

You say you fight I know you better than that {well alice knows jasper is not only into fighting but also killing}

Hey, Whatcha doing with a bear like that? {jasper hugs a teddy bear,alice gets jealous}

He wears t-shirts, I wear bracelets

He's a fighter and I'm an evader {well if alice fights she needs to evade some attacks right?}

Predicting bout the day when you travel and look,for alice i've been here the whole time

If you could see that i'm the one who understands this

Been here all along so why can't you see?

You belong with me

Standin by, waiting at the dinner

All this time how could you not know that? {of course jasper doesn't know that you been waiting for him for 30 years! unless if you told him}

You belong with me

Oh I remember you sitting in the dinner in the middle of the night {so jasper has been still too}

I'm the one who makes you smile when you know you're about to cry {i don'y know if he can really cry}

I know your favorite clothes and you tell me about your past {alice has visions of what jasper's favorite clothes are}

I think I know where you belong.

I know it's with me.

Can't you feel that I'm the one who understands you? {jasper knows that already alice}

Been here all along so why can't you see?

You belong with me

Standing by or waiting at the back door {alice standing by the back door of the dinner waiting for jasper}

All this time how could you not know that

You belong with me

Have you ever thought just maybe

You belong with me

"I want Your Jacob Black! "

2010-05-28T01:41:44Z

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Jane goes to Forks,went to the Cullen house, saw nessie points her finger at her and sings this silly song like a minature lady gaga

The tune of the song is lady gaga's Bad Romance song!

But i rearranged some words now i call this song "I want your Jacob Black"

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Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!

Rum-ma Rum-ma-ma!

HaHa-oo-la-la!

I want your Jacob Black

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!

Rum-ma Rum-ma-ma!

HaHa-oo-la-la!

I want your Jacob Black

I want his shoes

I want his socks {Jacob's stinky socks}

I want his everything

As long as it’s free

I want his love

Love love love

I want his love

Hey

I want his insults

The touch of his head

I want his face starting kissing the sand {poor Jake}

I want his love

Love love love

I want his love

You know that I want him

And you know that I need him

I want it bad {when Jane wants something she wants it badly}

Your Jacob Black

Me and my powers

We will have my revenge {Even if Jane is just one person i splitted her power and herself}

It would be to take your Jacob Black

(Oh oh oh oh oh)

Me and my powers

We will have my revenge

It would be to take your Jacob Black

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!

Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!

I want your Jacob Black

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!

Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!

I want your Jacob Black

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!

Rum-ma Rum-ma-ma!

HaHa-oo-la-la!

I want your Jacob Black

I want his pants

I want his tatoo

‘Cuz he's a prisoner {Jane uses illusion of pain and makes Jake a prisoner of pain}

As long as he's mine

I want his love

Love love love

I want his love

I want his biceps

His Rabbit Car

Want him in my room

Marcus looks dead {of course he looks so bored that he's dead}

I want his love

Love love love

I want his love

You know that

I want him

And you know that

I need him

I want it bad

Your Jacob Black

Me and my powers we will have my revenge

It would be to take your Jacob Black

Oh oh oh oh oh

Me and my powers we will have my revenge

It would be to take your Jacob Black

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!

Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!

I want your Jacob Black

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!

Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!

I want your Jacob Black

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!

Rum-ma Rum-ma-ma!

HaHa-oo-la-la!

I want your Jacob Black

Walk walk fashion baby work it

Work at that cloak c-razy

Walk walk fashion baby work it

I’m a Evil kid baby

I want your wolf

And i want my revenge

I want your wolf

I don’t wanna be french! {she doesn't want to be french because she is an italian}

Je veux ton loup {this is i want your wolf in french,i let google translate it for me}

Et je veux ta revanche {i just copied this line from bad romance}

Je veux ton loup

Why i'm i speaking french!?! {Jane now realized she was speaking french}

I don't wanna be french!

I want your Jacob Black

I don't wanna be french!

want your Jacob Black

I want your Jacob Black want your Jacob Black

Me and my powers

We will have my revenge

It would be to take your Jacob Black

Oh oh oh oh oh

Me and my powers

We will have my revenge

It would be to take your Jacob Black

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!

Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!

I want your Jacob Black (Want your Jacob Black)

Want your Jacob Black (Want your Jacob Black)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!

Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!

I want your Jacob Black

(Want your Jacob Black)

I want your Jacob Black

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!

Rum-ma Rum-ma-ma!

HaHa-oo-la-la!

I got your Jacob Black!!! {Jane kidnaps Jacob!}

XXX Special thanks to Luna for mental support XXX

Wolf Pack watching New Moon

2010-05-24T22:37:38Z

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You have seen Volturi watching New Moon. Now for it's counterpart !

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(movie's not starting yet, wolf pack sit in a dark room)

Jacob *curious* : What are we watching again?

Sam *using his Alpha command voice* : I heard there was a movie called New moon. And as pack leader I order you to watch with me!

Paul *complaining* : Sissy title I'm not watching it!

Jared: Rachel said you cried watching "Little mermaid".

Paul *caught off guard* : What !?!

Embry: And "Sleeping Beauty".

Quil *continuing Embry's phrase* : "And Bambi"...

Paul *losing his temper* : Grrr...grrr..

Sam *grabs Paul's arm* : Paul calm down or you're gonna ruin our movie night!

Paul *Calms down and shouted* : ...I've never seen a Disney movie in my life!

Sam: Then why do you keep a Buzz Lightyear action figure under your pillow?

Jacob *curious* : How do you know what he keeps under his pillow?

Sam and Paul *doesn't want to tell their friends* : Er....

Embry: Just put on the movie already!

(scene shows the title New moon)

Jared: New moon? I thought we we're watching full moon...

Sam *ignores Jared* : Ok we'll skip this part.

Sam presses skip button*

(Scene shows Edward explaining the Volturi in Carlisle study)

Jake *suprised* : Whoa! I didn't know that the Volturi looks more Creep tascular than the leeches here in Forks!

Quil *laughing* : Yeah. And look at that blonde Volturi guy he looks like a Barbie doll!

Embry: Hey does anyone know why the parasites wear gold clothes?

Paul: I know to attract attention by shining brighter than the usual standing in the yard with the sun overhead ! {remember a vampire skin sparkles in the sunlight}

All *laughing* : hahahaha!

Sam presses skip*

(Scene shows Edward kissing Bella)

Jacob *disgusted* : UGH!!!

Embry *disgusted* : ugh....{remember Embry doesn't like kissing scenes}

Embry *looks away from the screen* : Hey Jared wanna bet?

Jared *curious* : What bet is it?

Embry *excited* : That Paul will lose his temper! And bonus 5 bucks if he destroys something!

Jared *excited* : You're on! 10 bucks! and if he doesn't break anyting you owe me an adittional 5!

Paul *irritated* : .....

Jake steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Sam carrying Bella)

Sam *points at the movie* : Look at me i look like a Superman saving Lois Lane!!!{Sam's childhood idol was Superman}

Quil: Yeah but you're half naked not like Superman who wears the whole costume.

Sam *suggesting* : You're right then I'll be the HulK then !

Paul: No you don't have green skin.

Sam *sarcastic* : Ok... nevermind Skip!

Jake presses skip button*

(scene shows Mike getting sick when the watched the "Punch Face" movie )

Quil: My guess is that guy peed on his pants cause he's scared!

Jacob: You know what that "punch face"{the movie they watched in New moon} movie wasn't really scary but a "punch wolf"{meaning Bella punching Jacob's face in the eclipse book} is more exciting!

Jake presses skip*

(Scene shows Bella riding a motorcycle and crashing)

Sam: If Bella is worse in driving a motorcycle...I bet she couldn't even ride a bicycle could she?

Jacob: Yeah i guess so , maybe even crossing the road is a challenge for her.

Jared steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Jake bare chested climbing to Bella's Room)

Jake *points at the movie* : I'm Hot!!!

Sam: Of course you are. Running a tempreture of 105 or 109 celsius is hot and sweaty.

Jared presses skip*

(Scene shows Laurent saying Bella is mouthwatering)

Quil: In the movie did that bloodsucker say Bella is mouthwatering?

Embry: Yeah.

Quil *curious* : Then why am i seeing no saliva drooling in his mouth?

Jacob *sarcastic* : Cause he just swallowed it back to his throat...

Quil: Oh... {he pretends like he got the idea but really has no idea }

(Scene shows Jacob transforming into a wolf)

Jacob *shouting* : SUPER WOLF TRANSFORMATION GO!!!! {the reason why Jake loves Power Rangers is that they say cool transformation lines before they transform}

Embry *curious*: I didn't know we had to shout out that words to be a wolf....?

Jacob: No I was just want to have cool lines while transforming.

Jacob steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Jacob almost kissing Bella)

Jacob *happy* : My favorite part of the movie!

Embry *disgusted* : Ugh..{remember Embry doesn't like kissing scenes}

(Scene shows the phone ringing stopping Jacob kissing Bella)

Jacob *irritated* : Stupid PARASITE calling out of nowhere! Always ruining my favorite part!

Embry,Quil,Paul *laughing* : Hahaha

Embry *relieved* : Whew glad that was stopped.

Jacob *annoyed* : ....

Jacob presses skip*

(Scene shows Jane in a black cloack and red eyes)

Jared *curious* : Who's that pint sized leech with sore eyes?

Paul *Alarmed* : SORE EYES !?! Better look away so I won't be infected by her disease.

Jared *sarcastic* : It's just a movie Paul...

Jacob presses skip*

(Scene shows Felix crushing Edward to the floor)

Jacob *envious* : Aww...I want to do that to him! Filthy Blood Sucker crushing him to the floor.

Paul steals remote and presses skip*

(scene shows Bella and Edward back in Forks)

Jacob: Wait! Let's go back a bit!

Paul presses skip*

(scene shows Aro asking to read Alice mind )

Jacob: Look at that leech! I think he was angry because he got dust in his hand!

Embry,Quil,Paul *laughing* : Hahahaha!

Paul presses skip*

(scene shows credits)

Paul *curious* : Do you think my wish will come true about being a werewolf spaceman in space?{ the reason why he has a Buzz Lightyear action figure under his pillow}

Sam *sarcastic* : NO.

Paul *angry and loosing his temper* : Grr......grrr...

Paul transformed into a wolf and destroyed the t.v. and the remote* {remember Paul still had the remote in his hand and LunaBella requested someone to break the t.v. well wish granted}

Jacob *reminds Paul of something* : Remember we just borrowed that t.v from Billy.

Paul transformed back into a human*

Paul *annoyed* : First I don't get my dream come true...now I have to pay for a t.v. and a remote!

Embry *happy* : I won ! Jared you owe me 10 bucks! And plus 5 bucks for the broken t.v. and the remote!

THE END

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The t.v that they borrowed from Billy is a flat screen t.v.

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Volturi watching New Moon Extended Part

2010-05-22T02:36:28Z

The Volturi went and their guard went to the throne room when they finished watching the movie Aro,Caius,Marcus sat on their thrones*

Aro *calm* : Let discuss this matter seriously about the cloak massacre...

Jane *sobbing* : I'm gonna miss my cloak, because it's the only one i ever had.

Alec *sobbing* : Me too Jane! We had those cloaks since 1721!

Marcus *looks dead* : .......

Aro *trying to comfort Alec ad Jane sobbing for their cloaks* : There,there children don't be sad .

Caius: Let's think this matter clearly. Who would own that yellow scarf?

Everyone is thinking hardly*

Alec *thinking*: Umm..Felix would never wear a scarf he'll look hideous.

Felix *irritated* : ..... {the reason why Felix would never attack Alec is that Alec would just cheat using his Sensory paralysis}

Jane *thinking* : All of us immortals here always wear black clothes .So it must be a human who massacred our cloaks!

Demetri: I remembered now who owned that yellow scarf!

Caius*angry* : TELL ME WHO AND I'LL SENTENCE HIM OR HER TO DEATH!!!

Aro: Since it was a human Dearest brother "SENTENCE" is a wrong verb. "DEVOUR" is more appropriate since the human will sustain our thirst.

Demetri: It was Gianna she owned that yellow scarf master.

Suddenly Gianna enters the throne room wearing the yellow scarf *

Gianna: What do you all think? Do I look beautiful with this scarf?

Caius *angry* : No you look like a Christmas Tree. KILL HER!

Gianna was then eaten to sustain the Volturi*

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And so the lesson of this story is don't put your scarf in the washer with the Volturi's cloaks or else you might get KILLED

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THE END

Volturi watching New Moon!

2010-05-17T23:21:42Z

In memmory of the black cloacks
Added by Crescent moon
The Volturi sit in a dark room with their guard*

Jane *curious* : What's it called again ?

Alec *sarcastic* : New Moon.

Aro *happily* : I decided that we all watch this together like a family!

Caius *annoyed* : I told you before I'm not watching anymore of your Christmas specials on DVDs.

Alec *sarcastic* : It's a film.

Caius *curious* : Straight to the video?

Alec *sarcastic* : Yes.

Caius *annoyed* : I'm not watching it!

Alec *being careful about what he's gonna say* : It's good...It's good...ish. And we're all in it!

Aro: We're in the film and I haven't been paid yet! How the heck did this happen!!!

Marcus *sarcatic and looks dead* : ....

Jane *sarcastic* : You know,I don't remember being filmed for this not in a thousand years..

Felix *sarcastic* : It's computer animation set 30 years into the future.

Caius *annoyed* : Just put it on, and not because I'm vain.*flicks hair*

Alec presses play*

(Scene shows the title "New Moon")

Felix steals the remote*

Felix: *paused the movie* Okay we're skipping this part.

Aro *curious* : Why?

Felix: It's not suitable-

Aro *complaining* : Not Jurassic park all over again. I'm 40 Felix. I can watch a PG movie.

Felix: It's not you sir, it's Jane.

Jane: What!?!

Alec *teasingly* : It's because your a girl "Janey".

Jane: That's it! *takes the remote and throws it at Alec*

Alec: OW!

Caius: Right,I'm having the remote! Felix, am I in this part?

Felix: No sir.

Caius: Then we're skipping it.

Caius presses skip*

(Scene shows Edward explaining the Volturi in Carlisle's study)

Felix: You're in this part sir.

Caius: Of course I am. I alwalys get my own scenes.

Aro: I think we look more superior if we wear gold clothes.

Marcus: ...

(scene shows Edward leaving Bella in the forest)

Caius: Ew! Edward's being emo! Skip!

Caius presses skip*

(scene shows Bella going to Jacob's house , Jacob is half naked)

Jane *dazzled* : He's so HOT!!!

Alec: Whoa! Jane this is the first time I ever seen you getting a crush!

Aro: I wonder if he gained those muscles by going to gym or undergoing surgery?

Marcus: ....

Caius: Skip!

Caius presses skip*

(Scene shows Laurent being attacked by the werewolves)

Caius *angry* : WEREWOLVES!!! KILL THEM!!!

Aro *trying to calm Caius down* : Dearest Caius you can't kill them because it's just a movie.

Caius *Still angry* : Grr...

Felix *suggested* : And you might ruin our movie night just by smashing the cd.

Jane and Alec *laughing* : Hahahaha!

Felix steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Bella kissing Edward in Volterra)

Felix *jealous* : Grr... I wished she'd kiss me instead of Edward!

Alec: None of that part! For me and Jane are underage.

Alec steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Jane in a black cloak)

Alec *teasing Jane* : Jane is it halloween already? cause you dress like a grim reaper!

Jane *teasing Alec* : And what do you dress like ? A Prince Charming?

Aro: Hahaha! Children.

(Scene Aro standing and Marcus and Caius sitting on their thrones)

Felix: Master if only you didn't let them go and killed Edward may I have Bella as a reward for being a good guard?

Caius *thinking* : ...Hmm no cause I was supposed to feast on her blood it's tempting me....

Felix: ......

Aro *points at the movie* : Look at me I have beautiful long hair cause I always use 20 bottles of conditioner everyday!

Caius *points at the movie* : Sorry Aro but I have a more Beautiful hair than you cause I always use 15 bottles of shampoo with 15 different scents!

Aro: THAT's IT AFTER THIS MOVIE I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BEAUTY CONTEST!

Felix presses skip*

(Scene shows Bella waking up from her bed)

Jane: Wait! Let's go back a bit! *steals remote and hits rewind*.

scene shows Edward is being crushed to the floor by Felix*

Jane: And now, play. Isn't it wonderful to see that Edward is no match for Felix.

Alec: I think I've found a new screensaver.

Felix: My favorite part of the movie! Yeah I pwned Edward!

(Scene shows Caius saying Bella can be vulnerablity)

Felix: I should have more fans than him{Edward} cause I deafeated him!

Caius: All of you shut up! The films runing and I'm the one who's talking in this part.

Jane: Master! Since me,Alec,Felix and Demetri helped in beating Edward and holding Alice ,do we get a promotion?

Aro: Good point. Corin and Afton are getting a lower rank for being useless when we needed them.

Felix steals remote and presses skip *

(Scene shows Edward asking Bella to marry him)

Felix *jealous* : I wished I was the one who asked her that question!

Jane and Alec *laughing* : Jealous Felix? hahahahaha!

Felix *ignores Alec and Jane* : ....

(Scene shows credits)

Aro: What do we do now? I know Caius i challenge you to a beauty contest!

Suddenly Demetri enters the room*

Demetri: Master?

Aro: Yes?

Demeti: There has..... There has been a tragic accident!

Everyone,except for Marcus: *gasp*

Aro: What now?

Demetri: Y... You know you sent all of our 34 black cloaks to the washer?

Aro: ....Yes

Demetri: Well there was a mishap. A catastrophic mishap....

Aro: What exactly are you trying to say?

Demetri: .... A yellow scarf infiltrated the washer{meaning their black cloaks has yellow spots}. There was nothing we could do.

Aro: ...

Demetri *worried* : Master? Master are you alright?

Aro: How many.... dyed?

Demetri: It was a massacre, master. None survived.{meaning all their black cloaks has yellow spots}

THE END

HELP!!!

2010-05-17T04:52:47Z

Hey it's me Crescent moon!

guys i want to ask if there's anything you wanna see in my next fanfics so that i can add it!

Feel free to comment anytime ok :)

Twilight Characters watching Twilight

2010-05-10T01:38:18Z

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Ok my first fanfic! Go make them laugh!

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movie's not yet starting the Twilight characters sit in a dark room*

Bella *curious*: What are we doing here again?

Carlisle: Well I heard ther is a movie called "Twilight". All of you know i don't want to watch this alone so I invited you guys to watch with me.

Edward *curious* : You mean with real people ? Not illustrated characters?

Roaslie: This is a joke! How can they possibly turn a DOG into a real person?

Edward *laughing* : hahaha!

Jacob *recalled something belatedly and ignores Rosalie* : Isn't there someone missing by the way?

Jasper *sarcastic* : Not enough space in Edward's bedroom for Esme.

Jacob *sarcastic*: She's totally useless anyways...

Bella *shouting* : JAKE!

Alice *seeing something* : Hmm. hm...hmm...

Jacob *curioius* : What are you seeing psychic?

Alice: I see...I see

Jasper *curious* : See what Alice?

Alice: Isee the movie is avout to start!

Alice grabs remote and presses the play button*

(Scene shows the deer running in the forest)

Jacob: .....Amazing skills...

Jacob *curious* :You sure this is the right movie?

Rosalie *Insulting* :Just shut up FIDO!

Jacob: I'm just hoping we're not watching Discovery channel again.

Bella: Jake how could you that is my favorite channel.

(scene shows Bella speaking about missing Phoenix)

Bella *amazed* :Hey it's me!! I'm cute!! and listen I'm speaking!!

Edward *dazzled* :One of my favorite parts in the movie.

Jake steals remote and presses skip

(Scene shows Bella and Charlie meeting Billy Black)

Bella: Hey!! What did you just do?

Jacob: Sorry that part was really boring.

(Scene shows Jacob in long black hair)

Rosalie: OMG! Press th pause button!

Emmett steals remote and presses the pause button*

Rosalie: .... Nice hair mutt!

Edward *giggles* :What dog food do you eat to have such a silky hair?

Jacob : Shut up! Stupid leeches!

Jacob stealls remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Rosalie and Emmett)

Bella : Stop it both of you!! I though you we're supposed to be friends by now!

Jacob: Oh please Bella, the last part's probably your "Happily ever after" point of view

(Scene show Jessica introducing the Cullens To Bella)

Jacob: I still hate you blood sucker!

Edward: Thanks! Hate you too mongrel!

Rosalie: Shut up!! This is my part with Emmett!!

(Scene shows Rosalie and Emmett walikng to the Cullen table)

Rosalie: I can't believe they choose this girl to play me! She's not pretty enough!

Emmett: We look fine Rose. At least we don't have Jacob's long black fleasy hair.

Jacob: ...Filthy blood suckers!

Alice: Ah! I see my part with Jasper is coming up!

(scene shows Jessica introducing Alice and Jasper)

Alice: I can dance! I can dance!

(Scene shows Alice and Jasper)

Jasper*points at the movie*: Do I really look like that?

Alice and Carlisle : Yeah.

Emmett: Yep.

Jacob: Like an owl? Yeah haven't you notice yourself parasite .

Jasper: ....

Alice: Don't worry Jazz it's not your fault.

Edward steals remote and presses the fast forward button)

(scene shows Edward)

Edward: Ah! This is my part!

Bella*Dazzled*: ....

Emmett*points at the movie* : Isn't that the guy from Harry Potter?

Jacob: Yeah! Cedric Diggory! The guy who dies in 3 secs. at the end of the movie!

Jacob: Hahaha! So pathetic!

Edward: ....Don't force me to take the remote and go back to your HAIR mutt.

Edward presses the fast forward button*

(scene shows Bella about to be crushed by a Tyler's car)

Bella: Oh this is the scene where I almost died!

Edward: Again....

(Scene shows Edward saving Bella's life)

Edward*stares at the movie*: Wow!! I'm so cool! Have you seen that?

Jacob: Yeah, super Blood drinker who doesn't have fangs..

Jacob steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Carlisle walking inside the hospital)

Carlisle*stares at the movie* : Who is that supposed to be?

Jacob: Apparently you..Dr.Fang.

Edward: I wonder how much make up did they use on you?

(scene shows Carlisle examining Bella)

Jacob: You look like a ghost.

Rosalie steals remote presses skip*

(scene shows Jacob with some Quileute boys meeting Bella and friends at La Push beach)

Rosalie: OMG,this is even better FIDO can walk.

Emmett *laughing* : Hahaha

Edward*laughing*: Jacob I didn't know you had a rockband?

Rosalie: Yeah,I didn't know this mutt has a DOGBAND!

Edward: hahaha

Jacob*annoyed*: ...Filthy Blood Sucker!

Jacob steals remote presses skip*

(Scene shows Bella and Edward at the forest)

Jacob: I feel like I'm on Titanic and getting seasick...

Rosalie: Next time we're having movie night don't invite the mutt cause he might vomit at me.

(Scene shows the part where Edward says "The lion fell in love with the lamb")

Jacob: OMG, don't tell me you fell in love with him just by telling this line!

Bella*blushes and becomes shy*: Apparently yes.

Jacob: I can't stand this any longer.

Jacob presses skip*

(Scene shows Edward glowing in the sunlight)

Jacob: You really look like a disco ball! hahaha!

Edward: I challenge you in a dance off after this . Are you up for it pup?

Jacob: ....No way!! You'll probably cheat aginst me bloodsucker.

jacob presses skip*

(scene shows Bella on Edward's back and he's climbing trees)

Edward*curious* : Can I really do that?

Carlisle: Don't know...

Jacob*looks at the movie*: Scary.. This scene makes me imagine the creepy girl in The Rings...

Jasper: And Spiderman.

jacob presses skip*

(scene shows Edward kissing Bella at her bedroom)

Jacob: I can't watch this..

Jacob presses skip*

(scene shows Cullens about to paly baseball)

Bella*Whiney* : Hey! I wanted to see that!

Jacob*whiney* : Oh c'mon, baseball is more interesting than your virgin-like first kiss!

(scene shows Emmett in his boxing stance and punching nothing)

Emmett: I rock!

(Scene shows Cullens playing baseball)

Jasper: I love the song in the background!

Jacob presses skip*

(Scene shows James, Laurent and Victoria)

Roaslie*Whiney* : What did this stupid wolf do again? I didn't even see my favorite part!

Emmett: What was your favorite part babe?

Roaslie: The me playing baseball scene!

Bella*stares at the movie* : OMG! I don't remember James was so HOT!!! If I had kmown I surely would have...

Edward: You would have WHAT?

Bella: ....Nevermind...NEXT!

Jacob presses skip*

(Scene shows Edward fighting James)

Jacob: Ahhh, this is interesting at least!

Edward: This doesn't matter,we know who'll win anyways right Alice.

Alice: Yeah you'll probably cheat by reading his thoughts.

Jacob: haha yeah but this is so good!

Rosalie steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Cullens ripping apart James and Bella on the floor)

Jacob: Hey!! What did you silly blond just do!?!

Rosalie: Revenge for skipping my favorite part Fido!

(Scene shows Alice twisting James head and Bella still suffering from the venom)

Bella: Idon't remember that!

Emmett*Whiney* : I should have done that I'm stronger.

Rosalie: We all know that babe.

(Scene shows Bella still suffering the venom)

Jacob: I don't think this is your most glorious scene, Bella.

Jacob*acusing* : All you blood suckers are so slow...

Jacob steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Edward sucking Bella's hand )

Jacob*laughing* Haha the blood sucker's has "owl's eyes"!

Edward steals remote presses skip*

(scene shows Jacob wearing a necktie and a suit)

Edward*laughing* : haha Pocahontas in a suit!

Edward presses skip*

(Scene shows Edward and Bella dancing at the prom)

Jacob*annoyed* : Great anooying scene for an ending.

Edward: You're just jealous mutt.

Carlisle steals remote and presses skip*

(Scene shows Victoria at the prom)

Bella: Victoria! She was there? Like a peeping tom?

Jacob: Finally the end of the movie HALLEJUAH!

Carlisle: Well, that was great!

Jacob: I hope you're just kidding.

Bella: Edward looks so HOT!!!

Jacob: Stupid fangirl...

Rosalie *curious* :So what's next?

Emmett: We can just read the credits...or we can comment on Crescent moon's blogs.

Edward: I follow option B!

Jacob: And support the Twilight wiki.

Bella: I'm hungry...

THE END

TEAM WAR!!!

2010-05-08T04:55:46Z

Hi it's me Crescent moon ! Choose what team you would like to side in!

Choices

Team Vampire

Team Werewolf

Team Mortal

Team Nessie (vampire hybrid team)

Team vampire witch hybrid

Poll Felix vs Emmett

2010-05-06T23:09:25Z

Ok guys who do you think will win if these two fight

Who do you like better Old Victoria or New Victoria

2010-05-04T09:35:56Z

Hey guys i know i'm just like you can't wait for eclipse but who do you think is better the Old Victoria (Rachelle Lefevere) or New Victoria (Bryce Dallas)!