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You have seen Volturi watching New Moon. Now for it's counterpart !
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(movie's not starting yet, wolf pack sit in a dark room)
Jacob *curious* : What are we watching again?
Sam *using his Alpha command voice* : I heard there was a movie called New moon. And as pack leader I order you to watch with me!
Paul *complaining* : Sissy title I'm not watching it!
Jared: Rachel said you cried watching "Little mermaid".
Paul *caught off guard* : What !?!
Embry: And "Sleeping Beauty".
Quil *continuing Embry's phrase* : "And Bambi"...
Paul *losing his temper* : Grrr...grrr..
Sam *grabs Paul's arm* : Paul calm down or you're gonna ruin our movie night!
Paul *Calms down and shouted* : ...I've never seen a Disney movie in my life!
Sam: Then why do you keep a Buzz Lightyear action figure under your pillow?
Jacob *curious* : How do you know what he keeps under his pillow?
Sam and Paul *doesn't want to tell their friends* : Er....
Embry: Just put on the movie already!
(scene shows the title New moon)
Jared: New moon? I thought we we're watching full moon...
Sam *ignores Jared* : Ok we'll skip this part.
- Sam presses skip button*
(Scene shows Edward explaining the Volturi in Carlisle study)
Jake *suprised* : Whoa! I didn't know that the Volturi looks more Creep tascular than the leeches here in Forks!
Quil *laughing* : Yeah. And look at that blonde Volturi guy he looks like a Barbie doll!
Embry: Hey does anyone know why the parasites wear gold clothes?
Paul: I know to attract attention by shining brighter than the usual standing in the yard with the sun overhead ! {remember a vampire skin sparkles in the sunlight}
All *laughing* : hahahaha!
- Sam presses skip*
(Scene shows Edward kissing Bella)
Jacob *disgusted* : UGH!!!
Embry *disgusted* : ugh....{remember Embry doesn't like kissing scenes}
Embry *looks away from the screen* : Hey Jared wanna bet?
Jared *curious* : What bet is it?
Embry *excited* : That Paul will lose his temper! And bonus 5 bucks if he destroys something!
Jared *excited* : You're on! 10 bucks! and if he doesn't break anyting you owe me an adittional 5!
Paul *irritated* : .....
- Jake steals remote and presses skip*
(Scene shows Sam carrying Bella)
Sam *points at the movie* : Look at me i look like a Superman saving Lois Lane!!!{Sam's childhood idol was Superman}
Quil: Yeah but you're half naked not like Superman who wears the whole costume.
Sam *suggesting* : You're right then I'll be the HulK then !
Paul: No you don't have green skin.
Sam *sarcastic* : Ok... nevermind Skip!
- Jake presses skip button*
(scene shows Mike getting sick when the watched the "Punch Face" movie )
Quil: My guess is that guy peed on his pants cause he's scared!
Jacob: You know what that "punch face"{the movie they watched in New moon} movie wasn't really scary but a "punch wolf"{meaning Bella punching Jacob's face in the eclipse book} is more exciting!
- Jake presses skip*
(Scene shows Bella riding a motorcycle and crashing)
Sam: If Bella is worse in driving a motorcycle...I bet she couldn't even ride a bicycle could she?
Jacob: Yeah i guess so , maybe even crossing the road is a challenge for her.
- Jared steals remote and presses skip*
(Scene shows Jake bare chested climbing to Bella's Room)
Jake *points at the movie* : I'm Hot!!!
Sam: Of course you are. Running a tempreture of 105 or 109 celsius is hot and sweaty.
- Jared presses skip*
(Scene shows Laurent saying Bella is mouthwatering)
Quil: In the movie did that bloodsucker say Bella is mouthwatering?
Embry: Yeah.
Quil *curious* : Then why am i seeing no saliva drooling in his mouth?
Jacob *sarcastic* : Cause he just swallowed it back to his throat...
Quil: Oh... {he pretends like he got the idea but really has no idea }
(Scene shows Jacob transforming into a wolf)
Jacob *shouting* : SUPER WOLF TRANSFORMATION GO!!!! {the reason why Jake loves Power Rangers is that they say cool transformation lines before they transform}
Embry *curious*: I didn't know we had to shout out that words to be a wolf....?
Jacob: No I was just want to have cool lines while transforming.
- Jacob steals remote and presses skip*
(Scene shows Jacob almost kissing Bella)
Jacob *happy* : My favorite part of the movie!
Embry *disgusted* : Ugh..{remember Embry doesn't like kissing scenes}
(Scene shows the phone ringing stopping Jacob kissing Bella)
Jacob *irritated* : Stupid PARASITE calling out of nowhere! Always ruining my favorite part!
Embry,Quil,Paul *laughing* : Hahaha
Embry *relieved* : Whew glad that was stopped.
Jacob *annoyed* : ....
- Jacob presses skip*
(Scene shows Jane in a black cloack and red eyes)
Jared *curious* : Who's that pint sized leech with sore eyes?
Paul *Alarmed* : SORE EYES !?! Better look away so I won't be infected by her disease.
Jared *sarcastic* : It's just a movie Paul...
- Jacob presses skip*
(Scene shows Felix crushing Edward to the floor)
Jacob *envious* : Aww...I want to do that to him! Filthy Blood Sucker crushing him to the floor.
- Paul steals remote and presses skip*
(scene shows Bella and Edward back in Forks)
Jacob: Wait! Let's go back a bit!
- Paul presses skip*
(scene shows Aro asking to read Alice mind )
Jacob: Look at that leech! I think he was angry because he got dust in his hand!
Embry,Quil,Paul *laughing* : Hahahaha!
- Paul presses skip*
(scene shows credits)
Paul *curious* : Do you think my wish will come true about being a werewolf spaceman in space?{ the reason why he has a Buzz Lightyear action figure under his pillow}
Sam *sarcastic* : NO.
Paul *angry and loosing his temper* : Grr......grrr...
- Paul transformed into a wolf and destroyed the t.v. and the remote* {remember Paul still had the remote in his hand and LunaBella requested someone to break the t.v. well wish granted}
Jacob *reminds Paul of something* : Remember we just borrowed that t.v from Billy.
- Paul transformed back into a human*
Paul *annoyed* : First I don't get my dream come true...now I have to pay for a t.v. and a remote!
Embry *happy* : I won ! Jared you owe me 10 bucks! And plus 5 bucks for the broken t.v. and the remote!
THE END
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The t.v that they borrowed from Billy is a flat screen t.v.
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