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Volturi watching New Moon Extended Part

  • The Volturi went and their guard went to the throne room when they finished watching the movie Aro,Caius,Marcus sat on their thrones*

Aro *calm* : Let discuss this matter seriously about the cloak massacre...

Jane *sobbing* : I'm gonna miss my cloak, because it's the only one i ever had.

Alec *sobbing* : Me too Jane! We had those cloaks since 1721!

Marcus *looks dead* : .......

Aro *trying to comfort Alec ad Jane sobbing for their cloaks* : There,there children don't be sad .

Caius: Let's think this matter clearly. Who would own that yellow scarf?

  • Everyone is thinking hardly*

Alec *thinking*: Umm..Felix would never wear a scarf he'll look hideous.

Felix *irritated* : ..... {the reason why Felix would never attack Alec is that Alec would just cheat using his Sensory paralysis}

Jane *thinking* : All of us immortals here always wear black clothes .So it must be a human who massacred our cloaks!

Demetri: I remembered now who owned that yellow scarf!

Caius*angry* : TELL ME WHO AND I'LL SENTENCE HIM OR HER TO DEATH!!!

Aro: Since it was a human Dearest brother "SENTENCE" is a wrong verb. "DEVOUR" is more appropriate since the human will sustain our thirst.

Demetri: It was Gianna she owned that yellow scarf master.

  • Suddenly Gianna enters the throne room wearing the yellow scarf *

Gianna: What do you all think? Do I look beautiful with this scarf?

Caius *angry* : No you look like a Christmas Tree. KILL HER!

  • Gianna was then eaten to sustain the Volturi*

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And so the lesson of this story is don't put your scarf in the washer with the Volturi's cloaks or else you might get KILLED


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THE END

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