- The Volturi went and their guard went to the throne room when they finished watching the movie Aro,Caius,Marcus sat on their thrones*
Aro *calm* : Let discuss this matter seriously about the cloak massacre...
Jane *sobbing* : I'm gonna miss my cloak, because it's the only one i ever had.
Alec *sobbing* : Me too Jane! We had those cloaks since 1721!
Marcus *looks dead* : .......
Aro *trying to comfort Alec ad Jane sobbing for their cloaks* : There,there children don't be sad .
Caius: Let's think this matter clearly. Who would own that yellow scarf?
- Everyone is thinking hardly*
Alec *thinking*: Umm..Felix would never wear a scarf he'll look hideous.
Felix *irritated* : ..... {the reason why Felix would never attack Alec is that Alec would just cheat using his Sensory paralysis}
Jane *thinking* : All of us immortals here always wear black clothes .So it must be a human who massacred our cloaks!
Demetri: I remembered now who owned that yellow scarf!
Caius*angry* : TELL ME WHO AND I'LL SENTENCE HIM OR HER TO DEATH!!!
Aro: Since it was a human Dearest brother "SENTENCE" is a wrong verb. "DEVOUR" is more appropriate since the human will sustain our thirst.
Demetri: It was Gianna she owned that yellow scarf master.
- Suddenly Gianna enters the throne room wearing the yellow scarf *
Gianna: What do you all think? Do I look beautiful with this scarf?
Caius *angry* : No you look like a Christmas Tree. KILL HER!
- Gianna was then eaten to sustain the Volturi*
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And so the lesson of this story is don't put your scarf in the washer with the Volturi's cloaks or else you might get KILLED
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THE END