"It's just very traumatic," the 24-year-old Brit complains. "When this is over, the media will lose interest. There'll be nothing to say. It won't fit into a headline anymore. It won't fit into a template."
"There's nothing you can do about it. That's the way it is," Pattinson explains of his oppressive new stardom. "But it is weird being part of that, kind of representing something you don't particularly like. God, I just really head-butted it. This thing with everyone knowing you, it's weird, because people have this one-sided relationship where they look at your picture and feel they know you more than someone they actually know. I don't really know myself that well."
But that doesn't mean he isn't head over heals for Stewart!
In other Pattinson news, apparently he has a soft spot for Charlie Sheen.
"I like crazy people who don't give a f***," he explains, adding that he's a fan of the 45-year-old actor's "little escapades. I never change the channel in my trailer. I just watch reruns of House of Payne and Two and a Half Men. I love Cops -- I think it's my favorite TV show," he laughs. "God, I sound like such a loser."