| User talk:JasperandDamonhottestvamps
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Welcome Twilighters or non-Twilighters to my awesome (not really) userpage!
Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
I thought what Maria and I had was love. But I was her puppet, she pulled the string. I didn't know there was another way. Until I found Alice. Now. she'd see me coming of course.
P.S: This user is a massive Jalice fan! So beware...you are in for a scare.
The time has come to select one courageous man and woman. For the honor to read this userpage in 2012"
~Effie Trinket edited by: Me
I love Jasper Whitlock, and the sexy ass of Damon Salvatore. :D
If it isn't you?
Welcome to the page of a Jalice lover<3
Well so you come here to know about me. I'm not the most brightest person (in fact I always do some epic fails) you will ever know, but I'm a Twi-hard and a Potterhead. My user name as you may already know is JasperandDamonhottestvamps. I use this name because I love both of these characters. Hope you enjoy reading the rest of my interest. So, good luck. P.S: Hope you survive...my page is messy,lol.
Well, I am not an interesting person. But I am me, Nerming. I love ALOT of stuffs...and when I say that, I am not kidding. First, yes, I like Twilight. Well, I wasn't a Twihard when the first Twilight movie came out. You see, I wasn't in those types of stuffs. One day, my mom bought some movies from a store that were selling it for like a dollar,lol. And the fact is, Twilight was one of those movies. I mean, I have heard of Twilight and people going all crazy for Edward and Jacob. Yes, I have seen pics of the movies....and clips, and I was like "What the hell is going on?". My friends kept asking "Are you Team Edward or Jacob?", so I'm like "Who the hell are those people?", and so on. I just said to them "Jacob.", plain and simple, without even caring. So, my mom bought Twilight, and that day I was bored doing nothing...so she goes up to me and says "Watch this movie...they say is good.", I saw the cover and it said "Twilight". I just nod and think "Let me just see this so I can know why my friends are like obssesed with it. Saw it. I liked it....but I didn't LOVE it. I saw Edward, he wasn't attractive to me, I have seen Jacob's pic from "New Moon" (Though, I didn't even know Twilight had a second movie), and I see him with short hair and shirt off. In Twilight, I just see him with long hair and shirt on...and I was "Umm....isn't he supposed to be with his shirt off?". And I saw Jasper. Here is the case. I saw him....his eyes looked all weird and his hair was all messy, and I said "ILL!", but I kept thinking, there is something on him that is mysterious...and I like it. Well that was it. I went to Target, and I saw in the movie section the cover that says "New Moon", I told my mom to buy it. Thank god it was cheap. So she bought it, and I immediately watch it, saw Jacob and I was saying "He's cute...I should be Team Jacob." But I couldn't keep my eyes off of Jasper. He looked weird and wanted to kill Bella...but I liked him. I kept sayin' "Okay, Nerming, is either Edward or Jacob....I choose Jacob." So summer came and Eclipse came out, but I never saw it in theatres. Then my mom got it bootlegged (Cause she just buys cheap ass stuffs)...and I saw it. SCREW JACOB AND EDWARD...JASPER WAS HOT AS HELL!! I couldn't stop staring at him....I was thinking "There HAS to be Team Jasper..there just has to." I watched his back story, awesome and epic. Went to YouTube (And still do) and search for Jasper Hale Vids....girls were like FANGIRLING over him and I go like "OMG I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE!". Then I researched more about Twilight...and yes ladies and gentlemans...I found this Wiki. I learned everything of Jasper, and about the movies. And I got this obsession with Twilight..though, it cooled down a little. But..yeah..that was my story on how I even got to like Twilight.
Since you are still here...I will like to say (JUST KEEP GOING DOWN)
Hello my name is Nerming. I know it is a very weird name. Well I have brown hair with brown eyes and i am average size of tallness. People in this wiki tend to call me Jasper, Jazz, Jazzy etc. so fill free to call me it whenever you like. I am a very nice. I hate having fights with anyone. Even with those I really hate. I LOVE Twilight!!! Though mostly love Jasper Whitlock Hale. In my opinion I think he is a VERY HOT vampire. I also love The Vampire Diaries. I love Damon Salvatore since he is a badass vampire. I kinda see True Blood. Though it is about REALLY crazed-sex vampires. I also have read The Hunger Games and love the trilogy. Though nothing can compare to my favorite couple. ALICE AND JASPER!!!!!! GO TEAM JALICE!!!!<3. I know its akward to end like this but. Have a GREAT day.:)
Please take this random poll:
Jalice Forever Edit
Well, I am a massive Jalice fan. Jalice as you may know already is Jasper and Alice. It is just the fact that these two couples really show love. First they are opposites...and you know, opposites attract. Alice is quirky, tinkle-like, and hyper girl. Jasper is reserved, quite, and kinda in pain all the time. But they both fit so perfectly, is just one of those couples that if they break up, the whole world ends. Jackson Rathbone does pretty good at Jasper, you can see his loving eyes and how he cares for Alice.
I really don't like Edward. He is just...eww. He is to stalkerish for my type. And also, he is perfect. Which is really not believable, because no one will ever be perfect. He likes seeing Bella sleep? What is that? I would be freak out if I were her. And really, I don't get how every girl in Twilight wants him. Tanya, for example, she can do way better. Tanya is beautiful and gorgeous, she does not look well with Edward. Edward is so bony, ans his hair is not that beautiful. Well, I guees you figured out I do not fangirl him, at all. Though, don't get offended, if you like him I respect that.
"Sometimes I have a problem with my temper, Bella."
"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashame of it."
I adore this little fella. Though, sometimes she can be slightly annoying and crazy. Though, I love her fashion. Plus, Alice is very lucky to have a gorgeous man named Jasper Hale. She is small and petite, and so cute. Her name fits her very well. Her human story gets me everytime, I mean I feel so bad for her. It wasn't her fault she had visions, and also they killed her mother and she couldn't prevent it. I swear, if I had known her dad......well, he had to sent her to a asylum. Thank god there was a vampire that may have "loved" her. If it weren't for him, Alice will have never been a vampire. Poor him, he died after changing her. But oh well, he at least didn't got her love. Now, she met the love of her life, OMFG! She had a really GREAT taste on picking her lover. Love you, Alice.
"I think she is having hysterics, maybe you should slap here."
"How opposed are you to grand theft auto?"
Love her death. She does not need someone to tell her what to do. She does not need to love Bella like everyone else. She is a determined and strong vampire...and gorgeous. Her human story is so sad. I mean, she loved her life and she loved Royce. She wanted to marry and have babies, and die of old age. She had everything to get those stuff she wanted. Now, a night she comes and gets reaped by her fiance and five men. How would you feel? She felt a deep hole inside, and I understand that. But no, Bella had to come all goody goody, and say she wants to be a vampire. Rosalie is trying so hard to tell Bella she has a better choice...to stay human. But, Bella never understands and just go without thinking. If I were Rosalie, I would hate her.
"If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestones now."
"You don't want to be rash about permanent things, Bella."
He is so funny. I love him. He actually has muscles....hottie. He is hot and humoristic....type of guys I like. I imagine I would have falled for him as a human, or maybe one of his brothers. If the Cullen's didn't have him, they would have been so boring.
"Eerie, isn'i it?"
Hottest doctor I have seen. Moral and always calm. Best dad ever. Lovely husband. Carlisle is great. How he has the courage to make four vampires without even drinking them. How he could have a perfect self-control. He is just...wow.
"I'm Carlisle. This is my family, Emmett and Jasper, Rosalie, Esme and Alice, Edward and Bella."
"She's with us."
Great loving mother. Pretty woman. Lovely wife. Perfect for Carlisle. Well, I think that's all.
"Edward didn't tell you he was musical?"
"There are exceptions to evert rule."
Last one coming....
Okay *breathes in and out*. I adore him! He is amazing! Beautiful! Hot! Awesome! Lovable! Cute! Gentleman! Sexy! Great! Perfect(and this one is believable.)! Badass! Ugh, I have so many words to say about him. Team Jasper, bitches! Well, I love Jasper Whitlock Hale as you may know. He is just an...amazing interesting character. His newborn life is awesome. He is awesome. Well, I spent my whole day writting about him in my intro. Well, like I said, his life is not perfect. He had his tragedies. Those scars for me doesn't show that he is a monster, but that he is one badass vampire that no one can beat. He is a strong,intelligent, and clever guy. I mean, he is in tie on fighting with a telepath,dammit. I mean, who can beat a telepath (with the exception of Felix). He doesn't have the self-control he needs. But who gives a damn...he almost killed Bella! I rather watch him drink some human blood....it will make him sexier. He doesn't really give a crap about Bella or anyone other than Alice....he protects the one he really loves and that's it. And he will never take an insult...never. You make him angry, and he will crush you into pieces. Jasper Hale is a one hell of a vamp.
"I vote yes. It would be nice not wanting to kill you all the time."
"For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." ('awesome ass line)'
This is me whenever I see Jasper on screen:
Galleries Time! (And some random GIFS)Edit
Well, here are like three galleries from me......enjoy.
Funny Twilight PicsEdit
Hell yeah! Jasper Gallery With Gifs (That may work)Edit
Who can forget my girls?Edit
Well.....I am like half of my life on this wiki. Mostly on chat and all. When I was new...these ppl welcome me with such care. I mean I have known a ton of ppl. But....these are the ones that has always been there in chat....and we know each other more! So...dont get offended if you are not there....the solution is....chat with me more.LOL.
Bellscullen (who wouldnt include her? She is like ALWAYS on chat.....she is soo nice and caring...I love her soo much! I mean we are always chatting...and she is super funny! Like if we knew in person......I would like be around her every freaking day! We tend to do stuff not appropiate and get in trouble, but we just laugh it out. She is my bestie and my homie! Bells......I love u more than anyone!)
TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt (Who doesnt know this girl? Every knows her! She is like a "bestie" for me. I like how we both dont give a sh**t in chat and just start spewing out badwords! Also we have a dirty mind!! No really just read her fanfics!! I will always beg for god to make her go on chat!)
Alicehale.jasper (She is my wifey!!! We are like married ppl so get off her! I am a really jealous person....so dont mess with her! She is my Alice, and I am her Jasper! I wuv u Alice!<3)
Love and Lust (Well first of all...she is sooo lucky! She is like the perfect person I know! You could really set a great example on her! She is like a mother to us! I tremoundously love with her with all my soul! God bless her wedding! I always hope she will have a great life!)
Twilightsagafan (Forgot her! Well she is a brilliant girl that i love to chat with. She is soo nice and lovable, we would talk and talk and always agree on things. By the way, I love her avatar! And it is noticable that she is a Twilightsagafan! Love her<3 xoxoxo :D)
TeamJakeward1402 (I met her recently and she is fabulous! I love her sense of humor, we could talk for hours! She may be far away from where I live, but I feel that she is soo close to me! She acts just like me! For those who dont know her, I reccomend to be friends with her! Plus I live her username TeamJakeward!)
MayWolfchick12 (Love her to death! She is so nice and fun. I love to speak with her. And something no one can understand but her, is our catch phrase "Team Jasper Lovers!". She adores Jasper as much as I do. Plus, we are tremendously jealous of Jackson Rathbone having a baby,dammit. Love you home girl!)
EdwardCu11enRocks (Rocks my devilish socks! She is a Edward lover and I respect that. I love her, and she is a great chatter. We always talk, and I look forward to hearing more on how much she loves a pretty cute kid,lol. Love u<3)
TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNikeGirl (Love her! Awesome person to speak with. Loves her Jella, loves her Jacob. She is fantastic and a great person. Thank god I met her! Hope to speak with her more, she has to be a Team One Of the Greatest Person Ever, it fits her well. Like she says *Jacb hugs* to you Nike Girl!)
TeamTwilightFanLawrenceGirl (She is amazing! She is a really fun person to be with, I may anything possible to go on chat with her, she is adorable and awesome! Love her like a love song,lol. She loves her Jennifer Lawrence like alot. I am like her auto-pilot, which I ain't that good at,lol. But she is incredible and I love her!)
LavendaBrunette (This girl is like a sister! She has besically the exact same taste in men as I do. ('Cause we are awesome like that) I mean c'mon who doesn't love handsome, mature, deep voice guys. You should see her with her Camargo, and me with my Pace. We talk and we laugh and we FANGIRL like crazy in chat. She is such a great friend.)
These people are awesome, so if you mess with them...you better run. Wait, nevermind, you can't run because i am going to get you and rip your arms off like Jasper:
Quiz Time, Yay!Edit
Q: Why are you here? A: Well, cause I like Twilight....what else?
Q: Are you a Twilight freak? A: First of all, I am a freak, but Twilight Frek, not that much.
Q: Do you hate Twilight? A: Umm.....no! Why would I be here?
Q: Team Edward or Team Jacob? A: Ugh I hate this question! Well.....none, Im on Team Jasper!
Q: What's your favorite country? A: Well, I do like U.S, but Im gonna say France.
'Q: What's your favorite city?' A: Paris....Paris!
Q: Where do you live? A: In Florida
Q: Do you like it there? A: Not that much....is too sunny.
Q: Where will you like to live? A: Either Paris or NYC
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: A famous author.
Q: Millionare, medium, or poor? A: Ummm.....millionare!
Q: Who would you marry? A: Hopefully Jackson Rathbone (but he is having a bby now!)
Q: How many kids would you like? A: I honestly will want 3 kids....
Q: How many pets? A: At least 2 puppies.
Q: How many houses? A: Two houses.....I guess....
Q: Will you like to get marry? A: Ofcourse!
Q: Where will you're marriage be? A: I would like to marry in church or on a cruise ship!
Q: Where will you're honeymoon be at? A: I would like to go to Spain.
Q: What do you think you're prom dress will look like? A: It would be pink and purple...and really puffy!
Q: How would you describe yourself? A: Really nice and weird! Could say badwords.....and loves laughing!
Q: How would you're perfect prince be? A: A man that will do anything for me....and would love me.
Q: Food? Chinese food.
Q: Store? A: Victoria's Secret
Q: Perfume? A: The "Amber Romance" from Victoria's Secret.
Q: Type of clothes you wear? A: Normal ones.......shirts and jeans.
Q: Type of chocalate? A: Dark Chocalate!
Q: Type of icecream? A: Chocalate and Vanilla with sprinkles!
Q: Did you like this quiz? A: Yeah, you could say so...
Bye! A: Bye!
A speech that describes me! My character in 9 words!Edit
thumb|300px|rightWell it says "The innner machinicians of my minds are an enigma."
It means that your brain is unique and special from the others, and cannot be comparable.
Which, ofcourse is stated truly, because Patrick Star is a fucking idiot.
It also comes to me perfectly, well, I could be a fail! I am random and soo stupid at math........and my teachers says I am an idiot.
A experiment I took from Dee's page (:D) "Your life as a soundtrack"
Well I thought this was interesting, so I decided to do one for myself. Lets see how it goes!
Opening Credits= Safe and Sound- Taylor Swift
'Waking up= ''''Hot and Cold- Katy Perry
'FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL= Someone like you- Adele'
'FALLING IN LOVE= Bad Things- Jace Everret'
'BREAKING UP= I Need A Doctor- Dr. Dre ft Eminem and Skylar Grey'
'PROM NIGHT= Dont Trust Me- 30H!3'
'DAILY LIFE= Only Girl In The World- Rihanna'
'MENTAL BREAKDOWN= Memories- David Guetta ft. Kid Cudi'
'DRIVING= Rumor Has It- Adele'
'FLASHBACK= What's My Name- Rihanna ft Drake'
'GETTING MARRIED= Dancing Queen- ABBA'
'BIRTH OF CHILD= In Your Eyes- Kylie Minogue'
'HAPPY FAMILY= SM- Rihanna'
'FUNERAL= Paralyzer- Finger Eleven'
'ENDING CREDITS= Bring Me To Life- Evanesscene'
The 20 Not So Interesting Facts About MeEdit
1. I love Mangos!
2. I am a fat-ass.
3. I hate doing excercise....
4. I hate doing chores.
5. I love dancing in the middle of the living room
4. I cannot sing at all.
5. I love criticizing people at the mall, as they walk by.
6. I love reading some Rated M fanfictions
7. I tend to say TBH alot.
8. I am terrible at math.
9. I am terrified of spiders.
10.I am super clumsy.
11. I talk to myself a bunch of times.
12. I use glasses that looks hideous on me.
13. I like singing while taking a bath.
14. I hate vegetables.
15. People call me "chichu"
16. I live in a crappy apartment.
17. I cant see from far. (reasons for the glasses)
18. I love some spanish songs
19. I speak spanish perfectly. (I think)
20. I am sooo weird....
My Favorite Pages Of All TimeEdit
- Jasper Hale
- Alice Cullen
- Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale
- Jackson Rathbone
- Ashley Greene
- Eclipse (book)
- Denali Coven
- Olympic Coven
- Quileute Tribe
- Mexican Coven
So I guess this is the end.Edit
MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVORS