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DipstickLOL99

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About meEdit

Team Jake
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Well its no secret I love Twilight! My favorite book is of course Breaking Dawn but I'm always still hoping for Meyer to make more Twilight books! My favortie character(s) are:

-Jacob Black

-Renesmee Cullen

-Seth Clearwater

-Leah Clearwater

-Emmett Cullen

-Alice Cullen

My Favorite Quotes: Edit

Seth Clearwater

You want me to be all doom and gloom or just shut up? [Seth Clearwater]

Just shut up. [Jacob Black]

Can do. [Seth Clearwater]

Really, doesn't seem like it. [Jacob Black]


Did you know I told you so has a brother, Jacob? His name is Shut the Hell Up. [Bella Cullen]



How can someone so tiny be so annoying? [Edward Cullen]



If you ever bring her back damaged again — and I don’t care whose fault it is; I don’t care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head — if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel? [Edward Cullen]


What? [Seth Clearwater]

Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby. [Leah Clearwater]

On his head, apparently. [Jacob Black]

He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too. [Leah Clearwater]

Lead Paint? [Jacob Black]

Looks like it. [Leah Clearwater]

Funny. Why don't you two shut up and sleep? [Seth Clearwater]



Scared the hell out of them(Carlisle and Esme) too! Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up with this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them and wants to know which room she can move into. When I got home all my stuff was in the garage! [Edward Cullen]

You room had the best view. [Alice Cullen]



Does my being half-naked bother you? [Jacob Black]



I'm really sorry about your hand. Next time you wanna hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay? [Jacob Black]

Dad, don't you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute. [Bella Swan]



Your are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Grizzly bears are gonna look tame next to what I'm gonna do to you at home. [Bella Swan]

This hostage stuff is fun. [Alice Cullen]



You know Edward, as a brother, you are sometimes a dissapointment. [Alice Cullen]



You picked a hell of a night for a camping trip. [Jacob Black]



But I don't count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it as more of an assault. [Bella Swan]

Ouch. That's cold [Jacob Black]



Go fetch a space heater? I'm not a St. Bernard! [Jacob Black]



One minute it was a wolf yowling and then you couldn't hear it anymore; Jake's cussing drowned it out. Got a set of lungs on him that boy does. [Charlie Swan]



I dreamed about kissing her(Bella Swan) last night! What the hell am I suppose to do with that? [Leah Clearwater]



Didn't pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say I was impressed. You should have seen the look on his(Charlie's) face when I started taking off my clothes, though. Priceless. [Jacob Black]



You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me. [Quil Atera]

Wow, I'm really sorry I wasn't around to see that. [Jacob Black]

Don't worry, Emily has pictures. Actually I look pretty hot. [Quil Atera]

You such a patsy. [Jacob Black]



Your gonna wreck that chair you know. And then you'll be dragging yourself around by your elbows. [Jacob Black]

Not a chance it'll be your job to carry me. [Billy Black]

You won't be going many places. [Jacob Black]



What do you think your doing Leah? [Jacob Black]

Isn't obvious? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The Vampires Guard Dogs. [Leah Clearwater]



Wanna race O fearless leader? [Leah Clearwater]

Seth, are you gonna get mad if I kill your sister? [Jacob Black]

Well... ya probably. [Seth Clearwater]



Give me a break Jake. You can phase in front of me. Despite my best efforts I've seen you naked before, doesn't do much for me, so no worries. [Leah Clearwater]

I'm not trying to protect the innocence of your eyes. I'm trying to protect our backs. Now get out of here! [Jacob Black]



Crap. Sorry about that Seth. Really, you should've kicked me awake.[Jacob Black]



Hey, I took food to her(Leah) before eating any of it. She said she'd rather eat roadkill, but I bet she caves. These cinnamon rolls... [Seth Clearwater]



Do you know what you call a blonde with a brain. A golden retiever.[Jacob Black]



Off on another vampire errand?[Leah Clearwater]

You gotta problem with that?[Jacob Black]

Of course not. I just love to coddle those darling leeches.[Leah Clearwater]



I wasn't born a compassionless shrew. I used to be kinda nice you know. '[Leah Clearwater]

My memory doesn't go back that far. [Jacob Black]

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