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Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down & I promise to remember Edward Each time I'm out of town &I promise to obey traffic laws&&nbsp For Charlie's sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there is a big boom I promise to remember Rosalie Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair&&nbsp And I promise to remember Esme & When someone tells me that they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my true obsession Because I know what Twilighters know'

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Bio/other well firstly am a total Bitch I can't help it but if you're a cool person than I won't be a bitch I mostly come on chat 2 give u the info on the new twilight movie news I already got 2 bans am a bad bitch when I say smirk or hair flips am in bitchy mode 4reals .... Am a Ga peach girl am a Latina & black & 5% white & Irish & Indian & jamaican all tho i talk normal & my hair is wavy black brown eyes carmel skin & very tall 4 my age am 70 pounds ok & FyI am a big twilight fan if u want the news click on me & 2 watch any movie ... Movie25.com Cyper Friends are Matt & Chandni & missy & maroon & briana & u just might be 2 I have scary stories 2 tell u about me & serial killers like Elizabeth Bathory she's such a bitch but I got only 3 main ppl of the movie on page if u request I'll put more ppl form twilight my Fav movies is cabin fever , cabin in the woods , dead silence , stay alive & burlesque & I saved the best 4 last twilight movies all of them Fav books twilight audio books audio only cuz am 2 lazy 2 read that many pgs hehe❕ mad libs books.... Anyways My YT account name is misspurplediamond88 it got other links 2 contact me & any ways if u wanna hit me up go 2 my talk page hurry now! Kisses if your not a bitch 2 me Bye ✌

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Twilight is about a seventeen-year-old girl named Bella Swan, who moves from her mother's home in Phoenix, Arizona, to live with her father in her birthtown of Forks, Washington. There, she becomes intrigued by a student, Edward Cullen. When Edward saves her life, he exhibits super-human qualities. Bella learns from family friend Jacob Black that Quileute legends say the Cullen family are vampires. Edward eventually admits to this truth, though his family hunts only animals, not humans, through moral choice. Edward constantly warns Bella against being with him, perceiving her life to be at constant risk if she continues to associate with him because the scent of her blood is more powerful to him than that of any other human he has ever encountered. Bella's love and confidence in Edward's restraint is such that his warnings go unheeded, and on an outing with the Cullens she becomes the target of a sadistic vampire, James. With his family's help, Edward is able to save Bella from James' predations, but Edward is still unwilling to change Bella into a vampire himself.

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New Moon begins with Bella's eighteenth birthday. During a party at the Cullens, she gets a small paper cut while opening a present. Edward's brother, Jasper, instinctively hungering for her blood, tries to attack her. Edward realizes that his relationship with Bella puts her in danger. In a misguided attempt to protect Bella, he convinces her that he no longer loves her and moves away with his family, leaving her heartbroken and depressed for months.

To appease her worried father, Bella goes to a movie with her friend Jessica. While there, she carelessly approaches a group of rough-looking men outside a bar and discovers she can hear Edward's voice when in dangerous situations. Desperate to hear his voice again, Bella seeks out danger; she asks Jacob Black to repair two motorcycles and teach her to ride one. Their friendship grows to be very strong, and Jacob admits that he has romantic feelings for Bella, though she does not reciprocate this. When a vampire named Laurent tries to attack her, Bella is saved by a pack of giant wolves. Later, Bella learns that Jacob and other tribe members are shape shifters who assume a wolf form to protect humans from vampires. Bella also discovers that the vampire Victoria has returned to Forks seeking to kill Bella to avenge her mate, James', death.{C {C Bella-swan-gallery


Eclipse continues the drama of Bella and Edward's relationship. Edward explains that he is reluctant to change Bella into a vampire because he believes that vampires are soulless creatures who have no place in heaven. Bella, whose opinion of marriage is jaded by her own parents' early divorce, agrees to marry Edward on the condition that he will make love to her while she is still human and then turn her into a vampire. He initially refuses, saying that he could easily lose control in the heat of the moment and unintentionally kill her. However, seeing how important it is to Bella, he agrees to try, but only after they are married.

The plot is driven by the machinations of the vampire Victoria, who first encountered Bella and the Cullens during the first book, Twilight. Victoria, seeking to avenge her lover, James', death, hunts Bella while building a new vampire army. To combat this threat, a grudging truce is struck between the Cullens and the Native American shape-shifting wolf pack led by Sam Uley and Jacob Black, who pits himself against Edward as a love interest for Bella. Initially, Bella considers Jacob only as a friend but, despite her engagement to Edward, she shares a kiss with Jacob and realizes she loves him as well. Ultimately, Edward accepts Bella's love for Jacob and successfully destroys Victoria. Bella acknowledges that Edward is the most important person in her life, agreeing to announce their engagement to her father.

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Near the beginning of Breaking Dawn, Bella marries Edward. They spend their honeymoon on Isle Esme, a fictional small island that was given to Esme as a gift from Carlisle. They consummate their marriage, but their lovemaking sparks a conflict between the newlywed couple: Edward is horrified that he has bruised his wife, but Bella insists that she is fine and wants Edward to make love to her again. He vows not to do so again while she is still human, but he eventually gives in. Soon afterwards, Bella becomes very sick and realizes that she is pregnant with Edward's child.

Edward is shocked and rushes Bella home to see Carlisle, who, as a doctor, confirms that she is expecting a child. Edward goes half-crazy with worry as the rapidly growing fetus begins to drain Bella's health, and he tries to coerce her into having an abortion to save her own life. However, Bella feels a bond with her unborn child and insists on giving birth. Soon, Edward comes to love the baby as well, after he hears its thoughts and learns that the baby loves Bella in return and doesn't mean to hurt her.

Bella nearly dies giving birth, but Edward successfully delivers their baby girl and then injects his venom into her heart, thus healing her wounds by turning her into a vampire. During Bella's painful transformation, Jacob imprints —an involuntary process in which a shape-shifter finds his soul mate— on the baby, Renesmee Cullen.

After a vampire named Irina mistakes Renesmee for an immortal vampire child (a creation that is forbidden in the vampire world), the Volturi arrive to destroy the Cullens as punishment for the alleged transgression. Edward stands with Bella and their allies to convince the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child and poses no threat to their existence. Once the Volturi leave, Edward and Bella are finally free to live their lives in peace with their daughter.

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Kristen Stewart plays Bella in the Twilight film series.

Kristen Jaymes Stewart (born April 9, 1990) is an American actress. She is best known for playing Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga. She has also starred in films such as Panic Room (2002), Zathura (2005), In the Land of Women (2007), The Messengers (2007), Adventureland (2009) and The Runaways (2010). Loveintwowords

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In Twilight, Edward meets Bella Swan, a human girl whose thoughts he is unable to read, and whose blood smells overwhelmingly sweet to him. He fights a growing attraction to her, but after saving her life on several occasions, he succumbs and eventually falls in love with her.

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Edward admits to Bella that he is a vampire, and that although he retains the physical body of a seventeen-year-old, he was actually born on June 20, 1901. His adoptive father, Carlisle Cullen, transformed him into a vampire in 1918 to prevent him from dying in the Spanish influenza epidemic in Chicago, Illinois. Carlisle instilled in him a sense of morality uncommon in most vampires, and central to his way of life is the refusal to consider humans as food.

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However, Edward constantly warns Bella against being with him, perceiving her life to be at risk if she continues to associate with him. Bella's love and confidence in Edward's restraint cause her to ignore his warnings, even after she becomes the vampire James' target. Unlike the Cullen family, who are "vegetarian" vampires (committed to only feeding on animals), James regularly feeds on humans and will not stop until he drinks Bella's blood. With his family's help, Edward is able to save Bella from James' predations, but how to assure Bella's continued safety remains an open question.

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In New Moon, Edward's fears for Bella's safety intensify when she cuts her finger and is almost attacked by his brother Jasper. In an attempt to protect her, he convinces her that he no longer loves her, and moves away with his family, leaving Bella heartbroken. Edward finds it difficult to live without Bella, and becomes severely depressed at the prospect of an infinitely long and meaningless life. After he mistakenly learns from his sister Rosalie that Bella has committed suicide, Edward attempts to convince a group of Italian vampires, the Volturi, to kill him. Together with his sister Alice, Bella rushes to Italy and stops Edward before the Volturi can destroy him.{C}{C}{C Edwardlou

Edward explains why he left, and apologizes to Bella. She eventually forgives him entirely, and they continue with their relationship as though Edward had never left, with the exception that Bella has ties that cannot be broken with a werewolf named Jacob Black. Bella successfully seeks the support of Edward's family on turning her into a vampire. While Edward is furious at the prospect, he later agrees to change her himself if she agrees to marry him first.



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Eclipse, Bella agrees to marry Edward on the condition he will make love to her while she is still human. Edward eventually relents and agrees, on the stipulation it will only occur after they are married. The plot is driven by the machinations of the vampire Victoria, who, seeking revenge for the death of her mate James, is hunting Bella and creating new vampires to build an army.

Edecl{C {C A grudging truce is made between the Cullens and the Native-American werewolf pack led by Sam Uley and Jacob Black, a friend of Bella's who was there for her when Edward broke her heart. However, the truce is endangered when Bella realizes Jacob means more to her than she thought. Ultimately, Edward accepts that Bella cares for Jacob and successfully destroys Victoria, and Bella acknowledges that Edward is the most important person in her life. Edward tells Bella that they may attempt making love before they get married, as he realizes that she spends too much of her life trying to please other people. However, she refuses his offer and agrees to doing things the way Edward initially wanted: marriage, making love, and then becoming a vampire.

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Breaking Dawn sees Edward and Bella marry. Bella becomes pregnant on their honeymoon, and the rapid growth of the half-human, half-vampire fetus swiftly impacts on Bella’s health. Edward tries to coerce her into having an abortion in order to save her own life. However, Bella feels a bond with her unborn child and insists on giving birth. Edward comes to feel love for the baby as well, after he hears its thoughts and learns that the baby loves Bella in return. Bella nearly dies giving birth in an emergency c-section, but Edward successfully delivers his daughter and then injects Bella's heart with his venom, healing her wounds by turning her into an immortal vampire. During Bella's painful transformation, Jacob imprints on their baby daughter, Renesmee.

After a vampire named Irina mistakes Renesmee for an immortal vampire child—a creation forbidden in the vampire world—the Volturi arrive to destroy the Cullens. Edward stands with Bella and their allies to convince the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child and poses no threat to their existence. Once the Volturi leave, Edward and Bella feel free to live their lives in peace with their daughter.

About the actor

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{C}{C}{C Robert Thomas Pattinson, born 13 May 1986, is an English actor, model, musician, and producer. He has been cited as one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood. Pattinson is best-known for playing Edward Cullen in the film adaptations of the Twilight novels by Stephenie Meyer, and for the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. In 2010, Pattinson was named one of Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People in The World.*VampireGurl* 07:45, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

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Jacob has a small role in the first book of the series. He is the son of Billy Black, an old Swan family friend. When Bella uses him to get information on Edward Cullen and his family, Jacob tells her Quileute legends and introduces her to the idea that Edward is a vampire. Bella comes to like Jacob, and he develops a crush on her.
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{C {C Distraught over Edward's leaving in New Moon, Bella finds friendship with Jacob and slowly emerges from her months-long depression. Their friendship grows strong, but Jacob also develops romantic feelings for Bella that she does not reciprocate. Jacob, a member of the Quileute tribe, is descended from an ancient line of "shape-shifters" that assume wolf form. The Quileutes are vampires' mortal enemies, and Jacob undergoes his first transformation into a wolf in response to a new vampire threat. He becomes busy patrolling the forest with his pack, searching for vampires in the area. When Bella is caught by the vampire Laurent alone in a clearing, she is saved by Jacob and the wolf pack, who chase and kill Laurent.

{C {C Jacob-Blac-New-Moon-jacob-black-7270404-1920-1200Bella, who has been taking dangerous risks to feel closer to Edward, impulsively jumps off a cliff and almost drowns, but Jacob saves her life. After Edward mistakenly believes she has died, Bella and Edward's sister, Alice Cullen, rush to Italy to stop Edward from killing himself, leaving Jacob hurt and angry. Jacob is disgusted by Edward's return and by Bella's willingness to take him back after he left her. Jacob reminds Edward of his tribe's treaty with the Cullen family, which states that the Cullens are not allowed to bite humans. {C {C {C {C EclipseJacob eclipse

In Eclipse, Jacob attempts to distance himself from Bella by not returning her phone calls and refusing to see her, enraged by the fact that Bella plans to become a vampire. Later, Jacob visits Bella and Edward to discuss the vampire Victoria's return, and he tells Bella that he misses her and wishes that they could remain friends. With Edward's approval, Bella begins to visit Jacob on a regular basis. On one of these visits, Jacob tells Bella that he is in love with her and that he wants her to choose him over Edward. Bella is caught off guard by his confession and tells him she only thinks of him as a friend. He forcibly kisses her, much to her displeasure, and she reacts by punching him in the face - breaking her hand and not leaving a scratch on him. {C {C {C {C Taylor-lautner-jacob-black-motorcycle-eclipse

Jacob's werewolf pack and the Cullen family join forces to defeat Victoria and the army of newborn vampires she has created. Before the battle, Jacob overhears Edward and Bella discussing their engagement, angering him greatly. Jacob threatens suicide and Bella, in an attempt to stop him, kisses him passionately. Afterward, she comes to the realization that she loves Jacob, but her love for Edward is greater. The epilogue is written from Jacob's point-of-view; angry and hurt at Bella's decision to become a vampire, he runs away in his wolf form to escape his pain. {C}{C}{C {C}{C}{C Breaking Dawn{C}{C}{C Jacob returns after an absence of several weeks to attend Bella and Edward's wedding in Breaking Dawn; though still visibly pained by her decisions, he tells Bella that he wants her to be happy. He is outraged when Bella inadvertently informs him that she and Edward plan to have sex before she becomes a vampire, because he knows that Edward's strength could kill her. When Bella and Edward return from their honeymoon, Jacob becomes the narrator of the story for the next several chapters as he learns that she is pregnant with Edward's half-vampire, half-human child and has become desperately weak. When he informs the pack of Bella's pregnancy, their leader Sam Uley plans an attack on the Cullens, the point of which is to kill Bella and the baby because of the threat he believes the child presents. Jacob, who feels that the Cullens are innocent, disobeys Sam's command and separates himself from the pack, fulfilling his birthright as an Alpha wolf. He is joined in his new pack by Seth and Leah Clearwater, and they aid Jacob and the Cullens in protecting Bella. {C {C {C {C Jake-and-Nessie-I-will-look-after-you-jacob-black-and-renesmee-cullen-9043351-1200-850{C {C After the birth of Renesmee, Bella and Edward's daughter, Jacob almost immediately "imprints"— an involuntary response in which a shape-shifter finds his soul mate— on Renesmee. As a result, he no longer has romantic feelings for Bella, though they remain close friends. The enmity between Jacob and the Cullens is dispelled, and he and Edward come to view each other as brothers. {C}{C}{C


{C}{C}{C {C}{C}{C About the actorTaylor Lautner 481243Taylor Daniel Lautner, born February 11, 1992, is an American actor. He is perhaps best known for his portrayal of Jacob Black in the Twilight film series, though he is also notable for roles in family films such as The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D and Cheaper by the Dozen 2.

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I just got an illness that make it impossable for me to go to detention because if I do I will expolde" and see if they fall for it. 8.Bring a box of chocolate to school and eat it during class. 9.Bring a lap top to school and play games during class. 10.During lunch throw your food on the ground and yell " YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!" and run out. 11.When the teacher talks yell "lalalala I cant hear you!" 12.run around the classroom screaming "I AM GOING TO DIE! I AM GOING TO DIE!" 13.Ask the teacher a stupid question, and when they anwser say "Well, I knew that!" 14.When the teacher ask you something like "What is 2+2?" say "I dont know!" 15.When you go to school the next day, when you walk in say "Welcome to Sonic how may I help you?" 16.Act like a two year old 17.Tell every kid in class that they have detention and hand them a piece of paper that reads "DETENTION SLIP" 18.Pretend that you are talking on the phone and have a stupid conversation with them about how they need to brush their teeth 2 times a day, not 2 times a year. 19.Cheat off someone elses paper 20.Rasie your hand and when the teacher calls on you say 'I forget" over and over 21.ask to go to the bathroom ever 5 sec. 22.Talk when you take a test. 23.When u take a spelling test ask the teach how to spell every word. 24.When class starts say 'here we go again!' 25.Throw a pencil and say 'I dropped it!' 26.Scream 'Done!' after you finish somthing 27.Make a paper airplane and throw it and make loud noises when it hits the ground 28.When your teacher calls you to answer a question say "you dont know?" 29.on all your papers write 3011 instead of 2011 30.After a Teacher finishes talking, say 'okay, can I go pee now?' 31.Stand by the door and say 'I have to save the world from crazy aliens' 32.Call them Mr./Ms./Mrs.Teacher 33.Yell 'Does Anybody Have Gum?" 34.Sing loudly and Badly In Class 35.Always ask Why 36.Run around the class and when the teach tells you to sit down say 'I can't! The voices said they'd slit my neck if i stayed still!' 37.on a multiple choice question make your own bubble that says : I have no freaking clue! or Im sueing the school for making me think!!! 38.When your teacher calls on you dont respond in any way at all 39.Get a Straw and shoot spit balls 40.Get everything wrong on a test 41.Catch your desk on fire 42.Have a fake heart attack 43.Burp the ABC's 44.Fall asleep 45.Act like a monkey 46.Protest Against Homework 47.Dont go to school for a month 48.Give everybody A piece of gum and take turns blowing bubbles and see who gets caught first 49.anwser every thing with'6' 50.Shout out somthing random every 10 sec. Exapmle: Chicken Butt! 51.pretend to be an alien 52.When your teacher calls on you say 'FINALLY!' Even if you're the first picked 53.wear earmuffs. Every few mins. tell the teach to talk louder 54.When the teacher calls ur name in roll reply"Thas my name, dont wear it out!" 55.Raise your hand for everything. (Raise your hand to leave when the bell rings;Raise you hand to sneeze;ect) 56.Before u take a math test, shout out '2+2=4!' so loud that every one can hear 57.On the day a paper is due skip into class saying 'I have the paper!"over and over 58.Sing a song you love in the middle of a test 59.laugh at the teacher over and over even when they ask u whats funny just keep laughing 60.Dont do your homwork 61.Be tardy 62.Reply to everything your teacher says with 'thats what YOU think' 64.Yell fake #s while someone is counting 65.Claim your teacher is a liar 66.Poke someomne and say 'ouch!' 67.Ask the teacher if (s)he homeschools 68.keep coughing for no reason 69.When you sit at your desk turn your chair around 70.Demand your teacher takes you to McDonalds 71.When you go to lunch yell 'FOOD FIGHT!!!!' 72.ask the teacher if you can have a pencil, break it, and give it back 73.draw on your desk 74.Run to the window and the run back to your desk and say 'Im sorry I thought I saw the bat signal!' 75.do nothing 76.Turn to the teacher, smile, make a kiss face, and turn back around 77.Walk in the middle of the class yelling 'POPCORN! Get'cha Hot Popcorn!' 78.Stand up and yell 'Fire drill!!' 79.Go up to them and say 'I see Dead people' then walk away 80.when your teacher says somthing say, 'SHUT IT STUPID!!!' 81.Stand up and sit down over and over 82.When a Teacher is yelling at a peer, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED HUG???' 83.When you have a sub, when the say their name yell 'PROVE IT!!' 84.Speak like Yoda 85.write your homework in a diffrent langauge 86.when your teacher is talking yell 'Whats a brain?' 87.follow your teacher around 88.act dumb 89.Scream like crazy 90.Get your friends the make a code and talk to the teacher in your code. 91.Bite your teacher and say 'Rawr, Im a vampire!' 92.ask the teacher when recess is 93.Ask if you can go home 94.Jump on the teachers back and yell 'Piggy back ride!' 95.tell the teacher you love them 96.make the teacher fall asleep (find a way) 97.Lick your arm and meow 98.Pull down the teachers pants 99.Put thumb tacks on the teachers chair 100.Poke your arm untill it hurts 05:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)05:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)05:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)05:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)05:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)05:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)05:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)05:19, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

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Girls Make Out.. ...you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you.. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you post this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. But if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5years BOY: DID IT HURT? GIRL: DID WAT HURT? BOY: WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN GIRL: AWWWWWWWW BOY: CAUSE UR FACE IS REALLY SCREWED UP -♥ _______________¶¶¶¶¶¶ A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism If you've ever felt...ALONE If you've ever felt...REJECTED If you've ever felt...CONFUSED If you've ever felt...LOST If you've ever felt...ANXIOUS If you've ever felt...WRONG If you've ever felt...ANGRY If you've ever felt...ASHAMED If you've ever felt...CURIOUS If you've ever felt...USED ...then put this on your page A Girl and a Guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Guy: no this is fun

girl: no its not please it's too scary

Guy:then tell me you love me

Girl: I love you, now slow down

Guy: give me a great big hug

Girl: *hugs him*

Guy:can you take this helmet off and put it on yourself,it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. two people were on it,one person survived the truth was half way down the road the guy realized the breaks were broken. he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her say i love you one last time and give him a hug. then he had her put the helmet on so that she would survive the crash even if it meant he would die. If you would do this to save your love copy this to your profile

95% of teens would die if Justin Beiber jumped of a cliff. Copy this message if you are the other 5% that would be at home on the couch eating popcorn screaming "JUMP , JUMP"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents their name FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. REAL FRIENDS: Laugh and say "walk much!" FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this i love you

.♥.Kiss on the lips = i luv u .♥.Kiss on the ear = u are special .♥.Kiss on the nose = Laughter .♥.Kiss on the cheek = Friends .♥.Kiss on the forhead = i comfort u .♥.Kiss on the neck = i want u .♥.Kiss on the shoulder = u are wonderful .♥.Kiss anywhere else = be careful .♥.Play arounds with hair = cant live without u .♥.Holding Hands = Happiness .♥.Arms around waist = u are mine i need u .♥.A hug=i care .♥.Smiling at each other = i like you .♥.WINKS= Flirtation .♥.Looking around = hiding true feeling .♥.Tender kiss on the side of ur lips = ur mine .♥.Tear Drop = im losing u .♥.Crying = I lost u

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