Changes: Twilight movie quotes

"It's Time"

-Alice Cullen

Rosalie: "The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly."

Bella: "Badly as in, I would become the meal."

-Rosalie Hale and Bella Swan

"I borrowed this from your house, I hope you don't mind"

-James

"Life is not fair."

Bella Swan: "No no..my head..is..burning..."

-Bella Swan on the transformation

"Innocence is bliss... for humans"

"Death is peaceful... easy... life is harder."

"I've never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that' brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward"

"In the state of Washington, under a near constant cover of clouds and rain, there is a small town named Forks. Population: 3,120 people. This is where I'm moving."

"My family, we're different from others of our kind"

"Could you at least watch where you walk?"

Bella: "Clair de Lune is great."

Edward: "What?"

Bella: "I can't dance"

Edward: "Hmm... well, I could always make you."

Bella: "I'm not scared of you."

Edward: "You really shouldn't have said that."

Jessica: "Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom? I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?"

Bella: "No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together."

Jessica: "I know, right?"

-Jessica Stanley and Bella Swan

Bella: "Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?"

Edward: "Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."

Edward: "What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?"

Bella: "No, not the moats."

Edward: (laughs) "Not the moats."

Edward: "Are you afraid?"

Bella: "I'm only afraid of losing you."

Edward: "You don't know how long I've waited for you."

Bella: "'Let's say, for argument's sake that I'm not smart... Would you tell me the truth?"

Edward: "No, probably not... I'd rather hear your theories."

Bella: "I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite."

Edward: "That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if... I'm the bad guy?"

Edward: "Distract me so I won't turn around."

Bella: "Umm... you should put your seat-belt on!"

Edward: (Laughs) "You should put your seat-belt on."

Bella: "Look, you gotta give me some answers."

Edward: "Yes... No... To get to the other side... 1.77245..."

Bella: (interrupting) "I don't want to know what the square root of pi is."

Edward: "You knew that?"

"This is the skin of a killer, Bella."

"I'm Eric, the eyes and ears of this place. Anything you need? Tour guide? Lunch date? Shoulder to cry on?"

-Eric Yorkie

"Oh my God. It's like first grade all over again, and you're the shiny new toy."

-Jessica Stanley

"The little dark-haired girl's Alice. She's really weird. And um, she's with Jasper, the blond one who looks like he's in pain."

-Jessica Stanley

Bella: "Hey, did you get contacts?"

Edward: "No."

Bella: "Your eyes were black the last time I saw you and now they're like golden brown."

Edward: "I know. It's the ... Um ... Fluorescence."

"You are my life now."

Bella: "Why did you hate me when we first met?"

Edward: "I did. But only for making me want you so badly."

"I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice... My face... Even my smell. As if I'd need any of that. As if you could outrun me! (Shows Bella how fast he can run) As if you could fight me off!" (Tears up a huge tree root and throws it at a tree)

Bella: "What if they don't like me?"

Edward: "So you're worried, not because you'll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won't approve of you..."

Bella: "I'm glad I amuse you."

"I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend."

"Just ignore Rosalie. I do."

"My monkey man."

-Rosalie Hale

Bella: "You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash."

Edward: "I only said it would be better if we weren't friends, not that I didn't want to be."

Bella: "What does that mean?"

Edward: "It means if you're smart... you'll stay away from me."

Bella: "Okay, let's say for argument's sake that I'm not smart."

Bella: "Hey Dad, I have a date with Edward Cullen."

Charlie: "He's a little old for ya, isn't he?"

Bella: "No, uh, he's a junior, I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens."

Charlie: "I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town."

Bella: "Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside."

Charlie: "He is?"

Bella: "Yeah. He wanted to meet you, officially."

Charlie: "Alright, (Charlie ominously whips his breech-load shotgun back up into it's operating position, though it is not loaded) bring him in."

Bella: "Could you be nice? He is - he's important."

-Bella Swan and Charlie Swan

Edward: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb"

Bella: "What a stupid lamb"

Edward: "What a sick, masochistic lion"

Bella: "Everyone's staring."

Edward: "Not that guy. No he just looked."

Edward: "So that's what you dream about, becoming a monster."

Bella: "I dream about being with you forever."

"Bella... still got that pepper spray?"

-Charlie Swan

"Arizona! Yo, what's happening... So y-you and Cullen, huh. That's... I don't like it. I mean, I don't know, he just looks at you like you're something to eat..."

-Mike Newton

Rosalie: "Is she even Italian?"

Emmett: "Her name is Bella"

Carlisle: "I’m sure she’ll love it no matter what"

Rosalie: "Get a whiff of that... Here comes the human!"

Esme: Bella, we're making Italiano for you"

Edward: "Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes"

Bella: "Buon giorno"

Esme: "Molto bene"

Carlisle: "You've given us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time"

Esme: "I hope you’re hungry"

Bella: "Yeah, absolutely"

Edward: "She already ate"

-Rosalie Hale, Emmett Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen, Edward Cullen, and Bella Swan

Bella: "You're Out!"

Emmett: "Out! Whoo." (Rosalie glares at Bella) "Babe, come on, it's just a game."

-Bella Swan and Emmett Cullen

"You better hold on tight, spider-monkey"

Edward: "I'm designed to kill. I've killed people before. I wanted to kill you."

Bella: "I don't care."

Billy: "Well I'm glad you're finally here. Charlie here hasn't shut up about it since the day he told me you were coming"

Charlie: "Yeah, yeah, keep talking and I'll roll you into the mud."

Billy: "After I ram you in the ankles!"

Jacob: "Hi I'm Jacob. We used to make mud pies when we were little."

Bella: "I remember. Are they always like this?"

Jacob: "It's getting worse with old age."

-Billy Black, Charlie Swan, Jacob Black, and Bella Swan

Billy: "I'm down with the kids."

Charlie: "Yeah dude, you're the bomb."

-Billy Black and Charlie Swan

"Bella, your number was up the day I met you."

"Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet"

Bella: "What tempts you more? My body or my blood?"

Edward: "It's a tie"

Edward: "I love the way you smell in the rain."

Bella: "Is that good or bad?"

Edward: "Both. Always Both."

Edward: "What's in Jacksonville?"

Bella: "How'd you know about that?"

Edward: "...You didn't answer my question."

Bella: "You don't answer any of mine so... I mean, you don't even say 'hi'to me."

Edward: "Hi."

Billy: "Actually, we came to visit your flat-screen - first Mariner's game of the season. Plus, Jacob here won't stop bugging me about seeing you again."

Jacob: (embarrassed and sarcastic) "Great dad." (whispers sarcastically) "Thanks."

Billy: "Just keepin' it real, son."

-Billy Black and Jacob Black

Bella: "Did you follow me?"

Edward: "I... I feel very protective of you."

Bella: "So you followed me."

Edward: "I was trying to keep a distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those low-lives were thinking."

Bella: "Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking? So what... you... you read minds?"

Edward: "I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. It's very frustrating."

Bella: "Is there something wrong with me?"

Edward: "So I tell you I can read minds, and you think there's something wrong with you."

Esme: "Bella, I'm glad you're here, we need an Umpire"

Emmett: "She thinks we cheat"

Esme: "I know you cheat. Call 'em as you see 'em, Bella."

-Esme Cullen and Emmett Cullen

Victoria: "I'm the one with the wicked curve ball"

Jasper: "Oh, well I think we can handle that"

Victoria: "We shall see..."

-Victoria and Jasper Hale

"Could you at least act human? I mean, I've got neighbors..."