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{{TopTenList/Item|Pulls Rosalie aside and makes out with her because, let's face it, the best thing to do with an awkward moment is make it even more awkward.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Sings a song about how much sexier Jacob is to Edward}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Makes fake farting noises, and when everyone present rolls their eyes, he yells, "Don't do that or your face will freeze!"}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Develops a Valley Girl accent and goes, "So like, I was at the mall yesterday, and there were these sooo super cute shoes, and ZOMG, they looked, like so fab on me….."}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Mutters, to no one in particular, "Your mother's face…"}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Spontaneously performs the Macarena.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Shouts,"Lopsided Pear!" or some other combination of random words.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Starts to sing a random made up song to the tune of "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Breaks into either the Bazooka Bubblegum song or Love Game by Lady Gaga, both with hand motions, depending on the present company.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Says," You know, outer space exists because it's too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris."}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Begins laughing loudly and uncontrollably, then falls out of his chair onto the floor where he rolls around clutching his stomach.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Closes his eyes for a minute, then looks round and says "How did I get here??"}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Say " bout that Justin Bieber?" randomly and everyone cringes.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Walk up to a random little girl and ask her if she likes puppies?}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Randomly announce, "I started a nudist colony in the girl's bathroom at school".}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Jump up, snarling at Jasper and screech "You fat-kidneyed footlicker! I'm gonna tell my army of couches to attack you when you least expect it!" And then he sits down as though nothing happened.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Rip his shirt off and rant about how much sexier his is compared to Jacob.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Announce, "I'm getting a boob job."}}
{{TopTenList/Item|And in response to 18, Rosalie smiles and says "Me too!"}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Start making out with Jacob's abs randomly}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Start singing "Baby got back" with actions}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Break the 40"}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Ask if anyone wants to go to Walmart with him}}
{{TopTenList/Item|takes off his shirt and try to compare his abs to Jacob's}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Looks over at the nearest person and says, "I was lost in the sewers with Brittany all summer."}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Probably just mock Bella about her and Edward’s sex life which apparently, from Emmett’s point of view, is embarrassingly less destructive than Rosalie and his sex life, claming that they had ruined several houses this way in past.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Sing "Sexy back" out loud randomly and then kiss Rosalie}}
{{TopTenList/Item|fart and then say "beat that!" ( its not very creative sorry)}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Starts to tiptoe like a ballerina, goes to Alice and say "I am WAAAAYY! better than you little freak! (with matching classical tune to his words)}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Sings 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' with all the motions}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Randomly say "Sup?" whilst nodding his head up and down and having his arms crossed}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Say "Hi! I'm Emmett nice to meet you" to one of the Cullens eventhough he's known them for 95 years}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Create an army of vampire squirrels, keep them in a cage until awkward silence occurs and set them loose. (no more silence after that ;))}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Fills Mike Newton's locker with afore mentioned vampire squirrels. Stands by with camera, laughing all the while.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|walk into the cullen house with disco clothes and an affro wig and start singing 'ABC' and then rip off his disco clothes and wig and say it me emmett kisses rosalie and then sits next to her and his neice in his underpants. renesmee laughs and emmett says what are you laughing at and snogs his neice and sits down again and says 'tea anyone i'm making'}}
{{TopTenList/Item|say "Let's play rugby" to the closest person}}
{{TopTenList/Item|pick Renesmee up and throws her into the River than repeat with everyone else}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Reveal that is interested in sing Celine Dion while wearing drag queen clothes}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Randomly start talking about One Direction and how he thinks Liam is so SEXXII!!}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Randomly start a wrestling match with Bella.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Jumps on Edward and puts him in a headlock.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Turns round to Jasper and shouts "Look out Jasper! There's a new born army heading this way!"}}
{{TopTenList/Item|At the start of a fight say "Sounds like fun!" while crossing his arms and nodding his head.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Throw Renesmee up in the air and then act like he isn't going to catch her again to scare Jacob.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Starts randomly trying to eat Jacob while singing the fast food song}}
{{TopTenList/Item|says "I have adopted a clothing optional lifestyle" and starts to strip. When everyone else looks away, he jumps out the window and starts to flirt with a sparrow. Rosalie follows him with a chainsaw, kills the sparrow and snogs him. Then the house blows up and everyone dies.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Says "try to top this Edward!" and starts making out with Rosalie}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Yell: "YES" and startle everyone}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Make fun of Jane}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Just think about something irrelevant and wait until Edward notices}}
{{TopTenList/Item|to no 40- twilight is based in 2006 one direction met in 201}}
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