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  • #1
    Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.by VampireGirl
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  • #2
    to kill bellaby Twilight girl
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  • #3
    take his mobile and set the ringtone to 'like a virgin'by madonnaby Simran bajaj
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  • #4
    tell him that bella has decided to marry jacobby Simran bajaj
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  • #5
    Eat all of his porridge.by Thenaturals
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  • #6
    if he starts fighting with you say him 'wat will you do edward,go to italy'by Simran bajaj
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  • #7
    if he artgues with you then end the quarrel with 'bite me'.by Simran bajaj
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  • #8
    Kill Bella or anyone else he cares about. When he is deeply depressed and he wants to kill himself, put on a faux-sympathetic face, laugh loudly, then shout, “Sucks for you!!”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #9
    Go to the back of the Cullen house and constantly throw rocks at the glass-paned windows.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #10
    Always call him Batman.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #11
    steal his silver volvo and go for a joyrideby Simran bajaj
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  • #12
    Randomly buy him a pet llama. When he asks why, ask, “Why not?”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #13
    Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets angry, say, “A little overprotective, aren’t we? Jacob wouldn’t mind this at all.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #14
    go into his room and smash his cd collection and then spread the cd's on the floor and when he comes say looks shinieby Simran bajaj
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  • #15
    Ask him to help you do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic bomb, find a rainbow unicorn). When he has trouble, tell him, “Never mind. I’ll just have Jacob help me.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #16
    call him romeo behind him and on his faceby Simran bajaj
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  • #17
    When he tells you to stop, say, “You asked for it”, then start singing it in your head.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #18
    ask him how tanys isby Simran bajaj
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  • #19
    Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is good-looking. When he says no, tell him that he has self-esteem issues.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #20
    tell him that his hair is not bronze it is gingerby Simran bajaj
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  • #21
    tell him that his piano playing is horribleby Simran bajaj
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  • #22
    ask him how old he isby Simran bajaj
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  • #23
    Scream and say, “Hey, aren’t you that guy from Harry Potter?!”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #24
    Tell him that Jane has the coolest power ever and that it is way better than reading minds, which is only an invasion of privacy.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #25
    When flying on an airplane, tell him in a low voice, “If this plane crashes on an island, we’re eating Bella first.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #26
    Invite Jacob’s whole family to the wedding. When he gets mad, start crying and say, “I was only trying to help!”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #27
    Kidnap Bella. When he asks where she is, say, “Don’t worry about it.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #28
    When he threatens to kill you, say, “Now, aren’t we being a little hasty?” in a calm voice.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #29
    When he really is going to kill you, blame Alice. Say that she took Bella to L.A. to go shopping.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #30
    Try to take his pulse and freak out when you discover he doesn’t have one.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #31
    Tell him he needs to get a tan, then take him to a tanning salon.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #32
    Go into his room and smash his CD collection. When he comes in, point at the mess and say, “Lookie. Shiny.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #33
    Run around with a lighter, threatening to set him on fire if he comes any closer to you.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #34
    Show him a picture of Robert Pattinson and laugh at their resemblance.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #35
    Invite him to a bonfire in La Push.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #36
    Act offended when he rejects the invitation.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #37
    Make a shirt for him that says, “I kissed a wolf” on the front with, “and I liked it” on the back.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #38
    Scold him for going out with Bella who is sooo much younger than him.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #39
    Get a $100 McDonald’s gift card for his ___ (fill in the blank) birthday.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #40
    Cry when he refuses to use it because he cannot eat.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #41
    Slip love notes into his locker and sign them Jacob Black.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #42
    “Accidentally” total his Volvo with Bella’s truck.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #43
    Laugh when Bella trips. Loudly.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #44
    Imagine his life in twenty years: minivan, house in the suburbs, twelve kids.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #45
    Point out the dark circles under his eyes. Tell him he needs a good night of sleep.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #46
    Offer your concealer.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #47
    Withdraw the offer quickly and say, “Sorry, you’re too pale for this shade.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #48
    Ask him to sign your copy of Twilight.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #49
    When he plans the wedding, ask, “Who’s going to come? You only know, like, four people.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #50
    When he plans his wedding, say, “The leading cause of divorce is young marriage, y’know…”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #51
    Suggest that the Cullens have more “family meetings”. Make a point to not invite Bella.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #52
    Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #53
    Key his car: EDWARD + JACOB = LUVVby TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #54
    Change his license plate to “IluvJacob”.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #55
    Sell his car to Jacob for five dollars.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #56
    Pretend you don’t know where the car went and show him the five dollars, saying it was left on the porch.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #57
    Poke him repeatedly saying, “Dead flesh!”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #58
    Sing the Batman theme song around him all the time.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #59
    Bake him a birthday cake that says, “Happy _____ (fill in the blank) Birthday, Batman!”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #60
    Ask him to turn you into a vampire.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #61
    When he says no, threaten him with Bella’s life.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #62
    When he finally agrees to bite you, whisper in his ear, “I can’t wait till Bella hears about this.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #63
    Shout "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" ever time he's about to say something.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #64
    Every time he looks totally uncomfortable, sing, "Jizz in my pants..."by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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  • #65
    Call him “a very unhappy person” and tell him to get therapy. When he refuses, randomly buy him a teddy bear to “get his feelings out”. When he is confused and speechless, tell him, “You’re welcome.”by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
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