Riley -- He was just a college kid from New Mexico (No, Forks! No, New Mexico! No, Seattle! WHEREVER). Yes, the "What did I say about a low profile?!" thing made some of us a little freaked out, but you still gotta love him. And you gotta feel sorry for him too. His girlfriend that didn't even love him put him in charge of the newborn vampire daycare (nightcare, whatever) center.