Randomly say "Sup?" whilst nodding his head up and down and having his arms crossed

by VampireGirl

Go up to Carlisle with a squirrel and say "this is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob wants to be your friend." and runs away after throwing the squirrel at him

by TeamEsme

Sings 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' with all the motions

by VampireGirl

Jump up, snarling at Jasper and screech "You fat-kidneyed footlicker! I'm gonna tell my army of couches to attack you when you least expect it!" And then he sits down as though nothing happened.

by VampireGirl

Pulls Rosalie aside and makes out with her because, let's face it, the best thing to do with an awkward moment is make it even more awkward.

by VampireGirl

Spontaneously performs the Macarena.

by VampireGirl

Say "Hi! I'm Emmett nice to meet you" to one of the Cullens even though he's known them for 95 years

by VampireGirl

Sings a song about how much sexier Jacob is to Edward

by VampireGirl

Create an army of vampire squirrels, keep them in a cage until awkward silence occurs and set them loose. (no more silence after that ;))

by VampireGirl

Says, "You know, outer space exists because it's too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris."

by VampireGirl

Makes fake farting noises, and when everyone present rolls their eyes, he yells, "Don't do that or your face will freeze!"

by VampireGirl

Mutters, to no one in particular, "Your mother's face…"

by VampireGirl

Begins laughing loudly and uncontrollably, then falls out of his chair onto the floor where he rolls around clutching his stomach.

by VampireGirl

Starts to tiptoe like a ballerina, goes to Alice and say "I am WAAAAYY! better than you little freak! (with matching classical tune to his words)

by VampireGirl

Chucks an apple at Alice and tells her that "the forbidden fruit had returned"

by TeamEsme

Fills Mike Newton's locker with afore mentioned vampire squirrels. Stands by with camera, laughing all the while.

by VampireGirl

Shouts,"Lopsided Pear!" or some other combination of random words.

by VampireGirl

Starts to sing a random made up song to the tune of "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus.

by VampireGirl

Breaks into either the Bazooka Bubblegum song or Love Game by Lady Gaga, both with hand motions, depending on the present company.

by VampireGirl

Walk up to a random little girl and ask her if she likes puppies?

by VampireGirl

Break the 40"

by VampireGirl

Every time he thinks about something when Edward is listening, quickly butter it over with "California Girls" By Katy Perry

by VampireGirl

Keep the list going...

by VampireGirl

Calls Somone Random and say its the volturi and that they are giving them NOTHING for christmas

by TheWondefulMaskedMadame

Interrupt someone halfway while they are saying something with a loud, obnoxious, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Even if it doesn't even work.

by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

Start screaming and acts like a dog

by Hello55522

Starts wrestling with 1 of the Cullens

by Hello55522