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Top Ten Things Emmett Will Do To Break An Awkward Silence (new)

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  • #1
    Randomly say "Sup?" whilst nodding his head up and down and having his arms crossed

    by VampireGirl

    16
    votes
  • #2
    Go up to Carlisle with a squirrel and say "this is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob wants to be your friend." and runs away after throwing the squirrel at him

    by TeamEsme

    11
    votes
  • #3
    Jump up, snarling at Jasper and screech "You fat-kidneyed footlicker! I'm gonna tell my army of couches to attack you when you least expect it!" And then he sits down as though nothing happened.

    by VampireGirl

    9
    votes
  • #4
    Sings 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' with all the motions

    by VampireGirl

    9
    votes
  • #5
    Pulls Rosalie aside and makes out with her because, let's face it, the best thing to do with an awkward moment is make it even more awkward.

    by VampireGirl

    8
    votes
  • #6
    Spontaneously performs the Macarena.

    by VampireGirl

    7
    votes
  • #7
    Say "Hi! I'm Emmett nice to meet you" to one of the Cullens even though he's known them for 95 years

    by VampireGirl

    6
    votes
  • #8
    Sings a song about how much sexier Jacob is to Edward

    by VampireGirl

    4
    votes
  • #9
    Create an army of vampire squirrels, keep them in a cage until awkward silence occurs and set them loose. (no more silence after that ;))

    by VampireGirl

    2
    votes
  • #10
    Says, "You know, outer space exists because it's too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris."

    by VampireGirl

    2
    votes
  • #11
    Begins laughing loudly and uncontrollably, then falls out of his chair onto the floor where he rolls around clutching his stomach.

    by VampireGirl

    1
    vote
  • #12
    Starts to tiptoe like a ballerina, goes to Alice and say "I am WAAAAYY! better than you little freak! (with matching classical tune to his words)

    by VampireGirl

    1
    vote
  • #13
    Chucks an apple at Alice and tells her that "the forbidden fruit had returned"

    by TeamEsme

    1
    vote
  • #14
    Mutters, to no one in particular, "Your mother's face…"

    by VampireGirl

    1
    vote
  • #15
    Makes fake farting noises, and when everyone present rolls their eyes, he yells, "Don't do that or your face will freeze!"

    by VampireGirl

    1
    vote
  • #16
    Fills Mike Newton's locker with afore mentioned vampire squirrels. Stands by with camera, laughing all the while.

    by VampireGirl

    1
    vote
  • #17
    Shouts,"Lopsided Pear!" or some other combination of random words.

    by VampireGirl

    0
    votes
  • #18
    Starts to sing a random made up song to the tune of "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus.

    by VampireGirl

    0
    votes
  • #19
    Breaks into either the Bazooka Bubblegum song or Love Game by Lady Gaga, both with hand motions, depending on the present company.

    by VampireGirl

    0
    votes
  • #20
    Walk up to a random little girl and ask her if she likes puppies?

    by VampireGirl

    0
    votes
  • #21
    Break the 40"

    by VampireGirl

    0
    votes
  • #22
    Every time he thinks about something when Edward is listening, quickly butter it over with "California Girls" By Katy Perry

    by VampireGirl

    0
    votes
  • #23
    Keep the list going...

    by VampireGirl

    0
    votes
  • #24
    Calls Somone Random and say its the volturi and that they are giving them NOTHING for christmas

    by TheWondefulMaskedMadame

    0
    votes
  • #25
    Interrupt someone halfway while they are saying something with a loud, obnoxious, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Even if it doesn't even work.

    by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

    0
    votes
  • #26
    Start screaming and acts like a dog

    by Hello55522

    0
    votes
  • #27
    Starts wrestling with 1 of the Cullens

    by Hello55522

    0
    votes
  • #28
    Starts saying I know a song that drives everybody crazy

    by Eliza Smith

    0
    votes

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