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Top Ten Things Emmett Will Do To Break An Awkward Silence (new)

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  • #1
    Randomly say "Sup?" whilst nodding his head up and down and having his arms crossedby VampireGirl
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  • #2
    Go up to Carlisle with a squirrel and say "this is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob wants to be your friend." and runs away after throwing the squirrel at himby TeamEsme
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    votes
  • #3
    Sings 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' with all the motionsby VampireGirl
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  • #4
    Jump up, snarling at Jasper and screech "You fat-kidneyed footlicker! I'm gonna tell my army of couches to attack you when you least expect it!" And then he sits down as though nothing happened.by VampireGirl
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  • #5
    Pulls Rosalie aside and makes out with her because, let's face it, the best thing to do with an awkward moment is make it even more awkward.by VampireGirl
    8
    votes
  • #6
    Spontaneously performs the Macarena.by VampireGirl
    7
    votes
  • #7
    Say "Hi! I'm Emmett nice to meet you" to one of the Cullens even though he's known them for 95 yearsby VampireGirl
    6
    votes
  • #8
    Sings a song about how much sexier Jacob is to Edwardby VampireGirl
    4
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  • #9
    Says, "You know, outer space exists because it's too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris."by VampireGirl
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  • #10
    Create an army of vampire squirrels, keep them in a cage until awkward silence occurs and set them loose. (no more silence after that ;))by VampireGirl
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  • #11
    Makes fake farting noises, and when everyone present rolls their eyes, he yells, "Don't do that or your face will freeze!"by VampireGirl
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    vote
  • #12
    Mutters, to no one in particular, "Your mother's face…"by VampireGirl
    1
    vote
  • #13
    Begins laughing loudly and uncontrollably, then falls out of his chair onto the floor where he rolls around clutching his stomach.by VampireGirl
    1
    vote
  • #14
    Starts to tiptoe like a ballerina, goes to Alice and say "I am WAAAAYY! better than you little freak! (with matching classical tune to his words)by VampireGirl
    1
    vote
  • #15
    Chucks an apple at Alice and tells her that "the forbidden fruit had returned"by TeamEsme
    1
    vote
  • #16
    Fills Mike Newton's locker with afore mentioned vampire squirrels. Stands by with camera, laughing all the while.by VampireGirl
    1
    vote
  • #17
    Shouts,"Lopsided Pear!" or some other combination of random words.by VampireGirl
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  • #18
    Starts to sing a random made up song to the tune of "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus.by VampireGirl
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  • #19
    Breaks into either the Bazooka Bubblegum song or Love Game by Lady Gaga, both with hand motions, depending on the present company.by VampireGirl
    0
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  • #20
    Walk up to a random little girl and ask her if she likes puppies?by VampireGirl
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  • #21
    Break the 40"by VampireGirl
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  • #22
    Every time he thinks about something when Edward is listening, quickly butter it over with "California Girls" By Katy Perryby VampireGirl
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  • #23
    Keep the list going...by VampireGirl
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  • #24
    Calls Somone Random and say its the volturi and that they are giving them NOTHING for christmasby TheWondefulMaskedMadame
    0
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  • #25
    Interrupt someone halfway while they are saying something with a loud, obnoxious, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Even if it doesn't even work.by TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt
    0
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  • #26
    Start screaming and acts like a dogby Hello55522
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  • #27
    Starts wrestling with 1 of the Cullensby Hello55522
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  • #28
    Starts saying I know a song that drives everybody crazyby Eliza Smith
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