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Randomly say "Sup?" whilst nodding his head up and down and having his arms crossed
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Go up to Carlisle with a squirrel and say "this is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob wants to be your friend." and runs away after throwing the squirrel at him
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Sings 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' with all the motions
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Jump up, snarling at Jasper and screech "You fat-kidneyed footlicker! I'm gonna tell my army of couches to attack you when you least expect it!" And then he sits down as though nothing happened.
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Pulls Rosalie aside and makes out with her because, let's face it, the best thing to do with an awkward moment is make it even more awkward.
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Spontaneously performs the Macarena.
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Say "Hi! I'm Emmett nice to meet you" to one of the Cullens even though he's known them for 95 years
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Sings a song about how much sexier Jacob is to Edward
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Says, "You know, outer space exists because it's too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris."
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Create an army of vampire squirrels, keep them in a cage until awkward silence occurs and set them loose. (no more silence after that ;))
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Makes fake farting noises, and when everyone present rolls their eyes, he yells, "Don't do that or your face will freeze!"
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Mutters, to no one in particular, "Your mother's face…"
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Begins laughing loudly and uncontrollably, then falls out of his chair onto the floor where he rolls around clutching his stomach.
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Starts to tiptoe like a ballerina, goes to Alice and say "I am WAAAAYY! better than you little freak! (with matching classical tune to his words)
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Chucks an apple at Alice and tells her that "the forbidden fruit had returned"
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Fills Mike Newton's locker with afore mentioned vampire squirrels. Stands by with camera, laughing all the while.
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Shouts,"Lopsided Pear!" or some other combination of random words.
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Starts to sing a random made up song to the tune of "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus.
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Breaks into either the Bazooka Bubblegum song or Love Game by Lady Gaga, both with hand motions, depending on the present company.
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Walk up to a random little girl and ask her if she likes puppies?
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Break the 40"
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Every time he thinks about something when Edward is listening, quickly butter it over with "California Girls" By Katy Perry
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Keep the list going...
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Calls Somone Random and say its the volturi and that they are giving them NOTHING for christmas
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Interrupt someone halfway while they are saying something with a loud, obnoxious, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Even if it doesn't even work.
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Start screaming and acts like a dog
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Starts wrestling with 1 of the Cullens
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I know a song that drives everybody crazy