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Randomly say "Sup?" whilst nodding his head up and down and having his arms crossedby VampireGirl
Go up to Carlisle with a squirrel and say "this is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob wants to be your friend." and runs away after throwing the squirrel at himby TeamEsme
Sings 'I'm a Little Tea Pot' with all the motionsby VampireGirl
Jump up, snarling at Jasper and screech "You fat-kidneyed footlicker! I'm gonna tell my army of couches to attack you when you least expect it!" And then he sits down as though nothing happened.by VampireGirl
Pulls Rosalie aside and makes out with her because, let's face it, the best thing to do with an awkward moment is make it even more awkward.by VampireGirl