Bella:"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" "His name is 'Shut the hell up' "

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Garrett: "I'll follow you anywhere, woman."

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(At the quote above, that's not a quote that barely gets any love. Follow the rules.) Jacob: "Stop being so...Optimistic. It's getting on my nerves." Seth: "No problem. You want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up?" Jacob: "Just shut up." Seth: "Can do." Jacob: "Really? Doesn't seem like it."

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Jacob: "Shut up, Seth." Seth: "Shutting."

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Quil: "Threes actually. You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out their new makeup on me....Don't worry, Emily has pictures. Actually, I look pretty hot."

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Jacob: "Stupid leeches. Think they're so superior."

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Amun: "You're stealing half my coven, Carlisle! Is that why you called me here? To STEAL from me?"

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Seth: "That plain old sucks rocks."

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Charlie: "Wow you've grown half a foot...seriously like six inches"

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Bella: "Rosalie? It's Bella. Please. You have to help me."

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Bella: "You have to teach me what to do! ... You have to show me how!" Kate: "Maybe -- if you stop trying to crush my radius." Bella: "Oops! Sorry!"

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Esme: 'Stop her, she'll be unhappy if she hurts him."

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Carmen: "May I hold you, bebe linda?"

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Stefan: "...I imagine that will give us an advantage when we gouge their eyes from their sockets."

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Leah: "I'm here to join your crappy little renegade pack."

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Leah: "You don't want to imprint?" Jacob: "Hell no!"

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Charlie: "Don't worry, Nessie. I got you covered if your mom drops the ball."

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Jacob (in thoughts): "Maybe I just couldn't resist another hit of my dwindling drug."

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Claire: "Unca Jay!"

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Jacob: "Stop that! There are not two packs. There is THE pack, and then there is me. That's all. So you can go home now."

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Bella: (in thoughts) "It was hard to talk about love with Charlie -- we were so much alike, always reverting back to trivial things to avoid embarrassing emotional displays. But this was no time for being self-conscious."

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Jacob (in thoughts): "Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."

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Bella: "My shield has holes, Edward!" (I don't know why, but I always snicker when I read this.)

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Edward: "Physical relationships between vampires and humans are not common....Human survivors of such trysts are even less common. Wouldn't you agree, cousins?" Kate and Tanya: *scowl*

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Max: "I thought you might be a cop. ... I mean, you don't look like a cop. But you act kind of weird, beautiful." Bella: *shrugs* Max: "Drug cartel?" Bella: "Who, me?" Max: "Yeah. Or your boyfriend or whatever." Bella: "Nope, sorry. I'm not really a fan of drugs, and neither is my husband. Just say no and all that." Max: *cusses under his breath* "Married. Can't catch a break." Bella: *smiles* Max: "Mafia?" Bella: "Nope." Max: "Diamond smuggling?" Bella: "Please! Is that the kind of people you usually deal with, Max? Maybe you need a new job."

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