(At the quote above, that's not a quote that barely gets any love. Follow the rules.) Jacob: "Stop being so...Optimistic. It's getting on my nerves." Seth: "No problem. You want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up?" Jacob: "Just shut up." Seth: "Can do." Jacob: "Really? Doesn't seem like it."
Quil: "Threes actually. You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out their new makeup on me....Don't worry, Emily has pictures. Actually, I look pretty hot."
Bella: (in thoughts) "It was hard to talk about love with Charlie -- we were so much alike, always reverting back to trivial things to avoid embarrassing emotional displays. But this was no time for being self-conscious."
Max: "I thought you might be a cop. ... I mean, you don't look like a cop. But you act kind of weird, beautiful." Bella: *shrugs* Max: "Drug cartel?" Bella: "Who, me?" Max: "Yeah. Or your boyfriend or whatever." Bella: "Nope, sorry. I'm not really a fan of drugs, and neither is my husband. Just say no and all that." Max: *cusses under his breath* "Married. Can't catch a break." Bella: *smiles* Max: "Mafia?" Bella: "Nope." Max: "Diamond smuggling?" Bella: "Please! Is that the kind of people you usually deal with, Max? Maybe you need a new job."