10 reasons why I dislike Edward Cullen
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- #1He is not the ideal boyfriend - AT ALL. Perfection, sparkliness, abusiveness, scariness, stalker tendencies, an age over 100, and overprotectiveness may be someone else's cup of tea, but it certainly is NOT mine.12
votes - #2A majority of the lists on this Wiki are for hating Jacob. Well, I've turned the tables now. COME AT ME.3
votes - #3A majority of his fangirls give me a headache.2
votes - #4Who wants to cuddle with an ice cube anyway?2
votes - #5He doesn't really love Bella. He loves her scent. Ahem, that's not really love.1
vote - #6He's perfect. Perfection is boring, perfection is predictable, and perfection is a waste of time.1
vote - #7He looks constipated!1
vote - #8He's a total jerk. He insults Bella in Twilight, threatens to drag her to his car, and controls her. I find him a bit frightening, actually.0
votes - #9I'm sorry, but he's a dumb-ass. A human wouldn't date a piece of cake, so why would a vampire date a human?0
votes - #10He sparkles. I know it's not his fault, but still.0
votes - #11He's so tortured. It's unamusing to hear and read about his pain all the time, it bums me out, and in the end, he still gets no sympathy from me whatsoever.0
votes - #12He's not fun. I know people who don't like fun, but I'm not one of them. Fun keeps life interesting.0
votes - #13He's obsessive. There are better things to be doing than watching people sleep. Edward could invest in an Xbox, or join a book club...Just something. He also stalks Bella's every move. Bella is a moron for not leaving him.0
votes - #14He left Bella like dirt...0
votes - #15...but then he came back, just when Bella and Jacob started heating up. Stupid leech.0
votes - #16He's a total asshole. I hated Edward in all of the Twilight books but his excessive controlling in Eclipse really takes the cake. Tampering with Bella's truck was NOT OKAY.0
votes - #17He doesn't even have a sense of humor. If I ever date an annoying fairy of a guy, then he should at least be somewhat funny. Edward isn't.0
votes - #18Doesn't value Bella's opinion and stalks her and is abusive!0
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