Caius and Aro have a boxing match but they can only have it after the watch dora the explorer ??
The Cullen girls and guys amd peter watch trueblood and becomes obsessed with it ._.
Bella/Harry potter Bella's a witch and the cullens leave so she returns to hogwarts so lame
Renesmee decides to be lesbian
The Cullens (as vampires) get drunk
Bella joins the Volturi
Edward is a CIA spy
Emmett steals Alice away from Jasper
Edward and Jacob slash
A giraffe eats Rosalie!!!
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Carlisle get's pregnant with Felix's baby?!?!
Jacob imprints on Edward, and Edward leaves Bella behind (Norwegian)
Rosalie and Emmett go to Rosalie's old house in Rochester and its haunted by Rosalie's mother
Alice gets high off of lemons! 0.0
Jane gives Alec a bowl cut and Alec begins to wear huge nerd glasses
Aro stalks and pervs on Carlisle
Felix turns into a transvestite
Caius is an elementary school teacher
Sulpicia bakes cookies and attempts to use a microwave
Marcus gets drunk
Sam and Paul imprint on Bella
Jacob/Edward/Alice threesome.The worst 10 seconds of my life(while I read the summary)
Edward and Alice get together and,hurt,so do Bella and Jasper.
Almost everyone in the pack imprints on Bella and she returns their feelings almost every time.
Renesmee/Jane/Sulpicia rapes Jasper
Jasper and Alice go to Jasper's old home and its haunted by his ex-girlfreind
Renesmee/Bella Romance (omg)
Carlisle,Edward,Jasper and Emmett have Jessica Stanley as a stripper and Jasper has a sex buddy and Alice does know but doesn't mind?
All the guys play baseball and Jacob is the bat!
The Cullens turn a dog into a vampire
Emmett turns peaches into vampires
Felix burns down Volterra with Aro's Hair straightener
Emmett and Alice take a bet. This results in a naked Jasper, sexually frustrated Emmett, Rosalie in a bikini and Alice with a burnt down closet
Alice and Rosalie steal Carlisle's book and blame it on the book stealing fairy
All Human Twilight stories
Bella being a shapeshifter
Jacob dies and Renesmee kills her sons and daughters and all the Cullens then kills herself......
Esme is evil and drains Renesmee when everyone is out. Also she is cooking stew with human inside it
Alice has a baby
Billy imprints on Carlisle , Charlie and his son Jacob
Quil leaves claire and imprints on Jane
Felix joins the Cullens and falls for a human girl
Bellisle - Pathetic.
James comes back from ashes and has sex with Bella
Bella farts and kills all vampires in the world
Aro puts make up on and Jane sacrifices Felix to the gods?!?!
Jasper gets together with Sam, who imprints.
Embry imprints on a stubborn, mean Muslim (read the summary)
The Cullens woman decide to talk about PERIODS in front of Bella and the Cullens boys.
Aro collects Barbie dolls and his wife destoys them all and then laughs about it...Then Aro and Caius play hop-skotch?!?
Edward/Emmett/Jacob. no. just no.
Twilight/Harry Potter: The Cullen's go to Hogwarts, Alice gives Draco emo hair, Alice and Rosalie wash Snape's hair, Renesmee stabs Emmett for not paying her back, Edward meets Cedric, Emmett bakes cookies that make Bella drunk, Renesmee gets high off of Redbull, the guys go through a magical portal where they get teleported into the real world, causing a massive fangirl war where Rowling attacks Meyer, and Jasper, Emmett, and Draco are raped by fangirls...
The Breeding of Bella: the wolf pack and Bella have a breeding ritual on first beach.... O_o
Bella almost gets raped. Alice only sees parts of the vision and Bella is abandoned by the Cullen family because they think she cheated on Edward (the summaries are so hard to that I do not read the stories involving this situation)
Embry imprints on Jacob but keeps it a secret 0.0
Emmet left Rosalie for Bella, they both have sex
Aro, Marcus, and Caius all fall in love with Bella and all three become her mates.
(It's now deleted, but..) Renesmee and Jacob have quintuplets, Renesmee gets killed and Jacob has to take care of the children by himself.
Bella abandon Edward. Edward dies. Bella doesnt love Jacob. Jacob kills himself. that ruined the story
Carlisle is a married pastor who has an affair with Bella. Bella gets preggers along with Esme.
Carlisle had a long lost daughter
Edward feels bad for not being able to have sex with Bella whilst she is human so he asks Carlisle to give Bella what she wants in his place. Carlisle and Bella have sex...?!?! Ew.
Rosalie Jacob lemons
Renesmee makes a red sweater with her period blood.
Leah goes into heat, has sex with the pack and gives birth to their pups
Aro marries Alice
Jane uses her gift on Alec
Alec kills Jane
Jane kills Alec
The Volturis started stuffing cookies in their faces.
The Volturi started running around in central square shirtless right under the sun at noon. Catching everyone's attention.
Aro learns how to dance Cha-Cha
Aro starts learning how to play the piano and plays the piano every night.
Aro starts to teach vampires how to dance cha-cha after he learned it, instead of exacuting him/her. He counts that a punishment
Aro puts his spit on Caius's throne and Caius got mad and ripped Aro's head off
aro makes a half and half army after the romans kill the gard
Carlisle sings " Im sexy and i know it" in his boxers
Leah and Seth imprint on each other
Bella is the Vampire Queen
The Cullens are fairy hunters and Bella is a fairy
Bella and Sam are vampire-killing siblings...and wolves.
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