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Alice goes over to the darkside
Jacob gets pregnant with Edward's baby
Jacob turns into a vampire
Bella abandons the wedding off with Jasper hale
the Cullens turn into bats
The Cullen girls watch Gossip Girl
Edward joins the Mafia
Emmett eats cheese, which induces hallucinations.
Renesmee decides to be lesbian
The Cullens (as vampires) get drunk
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Bella joins the Volturi
Edward is a CIA spy
Emmett steals Alice away from Jasper
Edward and Jacob slash
A giraffe eats Rosalie!!!
Carlisle get's pregnant with Felix's baby?!?!
Jacob imprints on Edward, and Edward leaves Bella behind (Norwegian)
Rosalie and Emmett go to Rosalie's old house in Rochester and its haunted by Rosalie's mother
Alice gets high off of lemons! 0.0
Jane gives Alec a bowl cut and Alec begins to wear huge nerd glasses
Aro stalks and pervs on Carlisle
Felix turns into a transvestite
Caius is an elementary school teacher
Sulpicia bakes cookies and attempts to use a microwave
Marcus gets drunk
Sam and Paul imprint on Bella
Jacob/Edward/Alice threesome.The worst 10 seconds of my life(while I read the summary)
Edward and Alice get together and,hurt,so do Bella and Jasper.
Almost everyone in the pack imprints on Bella and she returns their feelings almost every time.
Renesmee/Jane/Sulpicia rapes Jasper
Jasper and Alice go to Jasper's old home and its haunted by his ex-girlfreind
Renesmee/Bella Romance (omg)
Carlisle,Edward,Jasper and Emmett have Jessica Stanley as a stripper and Jasper has a sex buddy and Alice does know but doesn't mind?
All the guys play baseball and Jacob is the bat!
The Cullens turn a dog into a vampire
Emmett turns peaches into vampires
Felix burns down Volterra with Aro's Hair straightener
Emmett and Alice take a bet. This results in a naked Jasper, sexually frustrated Emmett, Rosalie in a bikini and Alice with a burnt down closet
Alice and Rosalie steal Carlisle's book and blame it on the book stealing fairy
All Human Twilight stories
Bella being a shapeshifter
Jacob dies and Renesmee kills her sons and daughters and all the Cullens then kills herself......
Esme is evil and drains Renesmee when everyone is out. Also she is cooking stew with human inside it
Alice has a baby
billy imprints on carlisle , charlie and his son Jacob
Quil leaves claire and imprints on jane
Felix joins the Cullens and falls for a human girl
Bellisle - Pathetic.
James comes back from ashes and has sex with Bella
Bella farts and kills all vampires in the world
Aro puts make up on and Jane sacrifices Felix to the gods?!?!
Jasella, Emmella and Bellice.
Embry imprints on a stubborn, mean Muslim (read the summary)
The Cullens woman decide to talk about PERIODS in front of Bella and the Cullens boys.
Aro collects Barbie dolls and his wife destoys them all and then laughs about it...Then Aro and Caius play hop-skotch?!?
edward/emmett/jacob. no. just no.
Twilight/Harry Potter: The Cullen's go to Hogwarts, Alice gives Draco emo hair, Alice and Rosalie wash Snape's hair, Renesmee stabs Emmett for not paying her back, Edward meets Cedric, Emmett bakes cookies that make Bella drunk, Renesmee gets high off of Redbull, the guys go through a magical portal where they get teleported into the real world, causing a massive fangirl war where Rowling attacks Meyer, and Jasper, Emmett, and Draco are raped by fangirls...
The Breeding of Bella: the wolf pack and Bella have a breeding ritual on first beach.... O_o
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