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Jacob Black

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He gives pedophiles a brand new excuse to stalk children: It's not stalking...it's imprinting. WTH?!

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He had so many chances to make a move on Bella during New Moon and he kept mucking up!!!

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He is absolutely boyish.

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He stinks as a wet dog.

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He is such an idiot.

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He is snotty.

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He's a sneaky little girlfriend stealer.

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Werewolves are mongrels

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He doesn't expect Bella to punch him the first time he forces a kiss on her.

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He walks without t-shirt!!!!

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He broke the treaty

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He's in love with a baby

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He cant have the Mom so what he goes for the baby

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He smells bad

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He's mean

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He wants Bella for his own selfish reasons

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He shaves him Abs

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He's got no brain just abs

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He's an Airhead

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He thinks he looks good even though he doesn't

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He forcefully kisses women

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He broken Bella's hand

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He wants to kill the unborn baby, then falls in love with it? MAKE UP YOUR MIND !

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He's a baby hogger !

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He wouldn't let Bella see her own daughter

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He calls the Cullens "Bloodsuckers and Leeches"

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He Swears to much

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He's uncivilized

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He's selfish

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He's Hot tempered

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He doesn't have enough money to buy a shirt

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His nose is retarded

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Edward can kill him by just punching him when he has to morph into a wolf before he can do anything

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He go Squished by a newborn vamp

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He can be squished like a fly

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He'll die if he shoots himself in the head he will die unlike vampires

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He doesn't smell like flowers

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He left Bella right before her Wedding

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He's mean to Seth

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A peanut is 100 times bigger than his brain..

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He is a jerk to mostly everyone.

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He doesn't understand Bella's feelings for Edward because of his hate towards the Cullens.

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I hope that if SM makes another book I hope Jacob dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He thinks Bella will want to go out with him? People have dogs as pets, not lovers.

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He make Bella cheat on Edward and doesn't feel bad about it even though they are engaged.

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Stephenie Meyer originally intended him to die in [[[Forever Dawn]]]

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He has a sexual attraction to every female dog, chair and leg

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His CGI wolf self doesn't have a penis

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His CGI wolf self is actually cardboard

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his not perfect because his not Edward

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He just doesn't get that what Edward and Bella have is true love and he is committed to ruining this

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He thinks he is better than Edward and has the guts to say this to him

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When Edward is nice enough to say that he would like Jacob, he just says that he would never like Edward

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If he gets Bella, there is still the chance of him imprinting then Bella and Edward will be lonely

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He is just gonna repeat the "Sam,Leah,Emily love triangle"

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His love for Renesmee is Involuntary, its Imprinting not true love

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After he declared that he hates vampires he Imprinted on a vampire hybrid

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After declaring Edward as his Enemy he goes and Imprints on his daughter

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Global warming is he and his wolf buddies fault (Except Seth)

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Because of Him Renesmee will never get the chance to REALLY fall in love

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He is mean to his pack members

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He made Leah dream about kissing Bella

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after Renesmee was born he didn't care if Bella was alive or dead ,and hes gay

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He turned down the chance to be Alpha!!

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He's a sexist! He's a jerk-ass to Leah for making them all listen to the Leah Clearwater Love Triangle, when he's making the whole pack listen to him obsess over Bella!

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He imagined Bella naked all the time. OBSESSION!

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He thought it was okay to force her into kissing him!

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Nessie doesn't get a choice if once she's grown up she doesn't love him! POOR NESSIE!

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He led Leah on when he didn't love her.

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he couldn't get Bella now he's trying to get Renesmee?! sick!!!!!!!!!

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He won't let Bella date vampire, but he fell in love with a half vampire and wants have a baby with the half vampire! Wats up with that?

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He says he doesn't like Sam's pack, then he loves being a part of it, then he says he hates imprinting, and he imprints

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He chooses not to live with his dad because he is a werewolf but he can still live with his dad!!!

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He jumped in on Leah's fight as if just because she's a girl she can't take on a vampire as well as him. Bet she wouldn't have gotten crushed.

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He Get's Jelous For No Reason

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He Likes To Go Out With Dogzzz

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He Wants Puupys

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He Thinks His Cooler Than Edward

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He Thinks He Dresses Better Than Edward He Hardly Wears Any Clothes Himself

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Edward Tries To Be Friends But He Does Not Want To

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He is a stupid wet selfish dog

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His An Animal

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He tried to steal Bella's baby from her

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Imagine how Renesmee is going to react when she finds out that not only he wanted her dead, but wanted to have kids with her mom!

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He wanted to kill Nessie and have kids with her mom ew!

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He Wants To Have Babies... WITH A BABY! >.< Eww SICK! - Manmancarlwaa

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People Waste Their Lives Coming Up Reasons Why He Is Stupid - Manmancarlwaa

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Seriously! Just buy a shirt already!

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Bella. Seriously. You have a gorgeous, smart, sparkly vampire, and you ARE CONSIDERING A FLEA-BITTEN, BABY IMPRINTING WOLFBOY?! Ugh!

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His head looks like a mouse

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I'd love to see a book about Renesmee rejecting him! Bet Jacob planned if Renesmee didn't love him he'd rape her.

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He wonders why Bella got upset when she noticed the imprinting with her daughter... WAKE UP HONEY!! RENESMEE IS JUST A BABY!!

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After the stupid imprint he expects to see Renesmee 24/7 probably even when she is taking a shower

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His hair in Twilight is so stupid.

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He's basically waiting for Renesmee to grow up so that he can get with her!

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He might not be, because I doubt ANY of you know his IQ.

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