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{{TopTenList/Item|He gives pedophiles a brand new excuse to stalk children: It's not stalking...it's imprinting. WTH?!}}
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{{TopTenList/Item|He likes balls}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|He had so many chances to make a move on Bella during New Moon and he kept mucking up!!!}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|He had so many chances to make a move on Bella during New Moon and he kept mucking up!!!}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|He is absolutely boyish.}}
 
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{{TopTenList/Item|He is so mean to everyone and he is so STUPİD}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|He is so mean to everyone and he is so STUPİD}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|He nicknamed Renesmee after the loch ness monster.}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|He nicknamed Renesmee after the loch ness monster.}}
{{TopTenList/Item|Shut up team edward you know jacob is awsome!!!!!!!!!!! TEAM JACOB FOREVER,YEAH}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|He looks like ollie evans}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|He has a small cock like George Hanks!}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|Bella has small tits like megan Blackmore!}}
 
 
{{TopTenList/Item|Jacob is a dirty nigga jew like Sam Watkins}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|Jacob is a dirty nigga jew like Sam Watkins}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|Jacob is a shapeshifter cool but is mean and harsh}}
 
{{TopTenList/Item|Jacob is a shapeshifter cool but is mean and harsh}}
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{{TopTenList/Item|Edward said that whoever Bella chooses he will be happy as long as she is happy. But Jacob wanted Bella to choose him and didn't care about her being happy. Talk about selfish!}}
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{{TopTenList/Item|Why do you all have bad grammar and are mean to Jacob? There's more reasons to hate him than to love Edward.}}
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{{TopTenList/Item|He's mean to Rosalie}}
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{{TopTenList/Item|He runs off like a little girl after finding out about Bella being pregnant, alerting the pack and then turns around and protects the Cullen's house because Sam's pack said they would kill Bella}}
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{{TopTenList/Item|He likes balls}}
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{{TopTenList/Item|He thrown dog food at Rosalie! He's mean to Rosalie}}
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{{TopTenList/Item|He let Bella fall off his motorcycle}}
 
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He likes balls

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He had so many chances to make a move on Bella during New Moon and he kept mucking up!!!

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He is absolutely boyish.

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He stinks as a wet dog.

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He is such an idiot.

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He is snotty.

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He's a sneaky little girlfriend stealer.

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Werewolves are mongrels

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He doesn't expect Bella to punch him the first time he forces a kiss on her.

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He walks without t-shirt!!!!

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He broke the treaty

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He's in love with a baby

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He cant have the Mom so what he goes for the baby

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He smells bad

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He wants Bella for his own selfish reasons

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Jacob was in love with his future girlfriend's mother. Which I find amusing.

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He shaves him Abs

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He's got no brain just abs

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He's an Airhead

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He thinks he looks good even though he doesn't

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He forcefully kisses women

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He broken Bella's hand

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He wants to kill the unborn baby, then falls in love with it? MAKE UP YOUR MIND !

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He's a baby hogger !

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He wouldn't let Bella see her own daughter

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He calls the Cullens "Bloodsuckers and Leeches"

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He Swears to much

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He's uncivilized

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He's selfish

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He's Hot tempered

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He doesn't have enough money to buy a shirt

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His nose is retarded

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Edward can kill him by just punching him when he has to morph into a wolf before he can do anything

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He go Squished by a newborn vamp

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He can be squished like a fly

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He'll die if he shoots himself in the head he will die unlike vampires

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He doesn't smell like flowers

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He left Bella right before her Wedding

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He's mean to Seth

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A peanut is 100 times bigger than his brain..

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He is a jerk to mostly everyone.

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He doesn't understand Bella's feelings for Edward because of his hate towards the Cullens.

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I hope that if SM makes another book I hope Jacob dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He thinks Bella will want to go out with him? People have dogs as pets, not lovers.

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He make Bella cheat on Edward and doesn't feel bad about it even though they are engaged.

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Stephenie Meyer originally intended him to die in [[[Forever Dawn]]]

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He has a sexual attraction to every female dog, chair and leg

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His CGI wolf self doesn't have a penis

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His CGI wolf self is actually cardboard

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his not perfect because his not Edward

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He just doesn't get that what Edward and Bella have is true love and he is committed to ruining this

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He thinks he is better than Edward and has the guts to say this to him

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When Edward is nice enough to say that he would like Jacob, he just says that he would never like Edward

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If he gets Bella, there is still the chance of him imprinting then Bella and Edward will be lonely

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He is just gonna repeat the "Sam,Leah,Emily love triangle"

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His love for Renesmee is Involuntary, its Imprinting not true love

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After he declared that he hates vampires he Imprinted on a vampire hybrid

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After declaring Edward as his Enemy he goes and Imprints on his daughter

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Global warming is he and his wolf buddies fault (Except Seth)

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Because of Him Renesmee will never get the chance to REALLY fall in love

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He is mean to his pack members

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He made Leah dream about kissing Bella

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after Renesmee was born he didn't care if Bella was alive or dead ,and hes gay

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He turned down the chance to be Alpha!!

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He's a sexist! He's a jerk-ass to Leah for making them all listen to the Leah Clearwater Love Triangle, when he's making the whole pack listen to him obsess over Bella!

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He imagined Bella naked all the time. OBSESSION!

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He thought it was okay to force her into kissing him!

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Nessie doesn't get a choice if once she's grown up she doesn't love him! POOR NESSIE!

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He led Leah on when he didn't love her.

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he couldn't get Bella now he's trying to get Renesmee?! sick!!!!!!!!!

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He won't let Bella date vampire, but he fell in love with a half vampire and wants have a baby with the half vampire! Wats up with that?

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He says he doesn't like Sam's pack, then he loves being a part of it, then he says he hates imprinting, and he imprints

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He chooses not to live with his dad because he is a werewolf but he can still live with his dad!!!

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He jumped in on Leah's fight as if just because she's a girl she can't take on a vampire as well as him. Bet she wouldn't have gotten crushed.

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He Get's Jelous For No Reason

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He Likes To Go Out With Dogzzz

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He Wants Puupys

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He Thinks His Cooler Than Edward

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He Thinks He Dresses Better Than Edward He Hardly Wears Any Clothes Himself

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Edward Tries To Be Friends But He Does Not Want To

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He is a stupid wet selfish dog

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He almost hurt Bella at her own wedding

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He tried to steal Bella's baby from her

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Imagine how Renesmee is going to react when she finds out that not only he wanted her dead, but wanted to have kids with her mom!

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He wanted to kill Nessie and have kids with her mom ew!

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He Wants To Have Babies... WITH A BABY! >.< Eww SICK! - Manmancarlwaa

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People Waste Their Lives Coming Up Reasons Why He Is Stupid - Manmancarlwaa

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Seriously! Just buy a shirt already!

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Bella. Seriously. You have a gorgeous, smart, sparkly vampire, and you ARE CONSIDERING A FLEA-BITTEN, BABY IMPRINTING WOLFBOY?! Ugh!

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His head looks like a mouse

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I'd love to see a book about Renesmee rejecting him! Bet Jacob planned if Renesmee didn't love him he'd rape her.

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He wonders why Bella got upset when she noticed the imprinting with her daughter... WAKE UP HONEY!! RENESMEE IS JUST A BABY!!

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After the stupid imprint he expects to see Renesmee 24/7 probably even when she is taking a shower

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His hair in Twilight is so stupid.

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He's basically waiting for Renesmee to grow up so that he can get with her!

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You never see his niceness in the films

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He walks around half naked all the time

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He is so mean to everyone and he is so STUPİD

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He nicknamed Renesmee after the loch ness monster.

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Jacob is a dirty nigga jew like Sam Watkins

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Jacob is a shapeshifter cool but is mean and harsh

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Edward said that whoever Bella chooses he will be happy as long as she is happy. But Jacob wanted Bella to choose him and didn't care about her being happy. Talk about selfish!

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Why do you all have bad grammar and are mean to Jacob? There's more reasons to hate him than to love Edward.

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He's mean to Rosalie

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He runs off like a little girl after finding out about Bella being pregnant, alerting the pack and then turns around and protects the Cullen's house because Sam's pack said they would kill Bella

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He likes balls

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He thrown dog food at Rosalie! He's mean to Rosalie

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He let Bella fall off his motorcycle

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