Reasons why Edward can kick Jacob's butt any day of the week
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| 1
| Edward has the superhuman strength, which can snap Jacob like a twig, as demonstrated in Eclipse, when Jacob got broken up by a newborn vampire. |
| 2
| Edward looks like a GOD no matter what happens, while if Jacob lost his muscles, he'd be butt ugly. |
| 3
| Edward's a vampire, while Jacob is a shape-shifter, which isn't nearly as cool! |
| 4
| Edward can read minds, so he knows whatever move Jacob is going to make before he makes it. |
| 5
| Edward is the fastest vampire in the coven, so he's WAY faster than Jacob on any day of the week. |
| 6
| Edward is a match for Jasper, the best fighter in the coven, and we all know Jasper will destroy Jacob. |
| 7
| Edward shows respect to Bella and won't kiss her against her will, but, with Jacob, not only did he do that, but he made her break her hand! |
| 8
| Edward killed James and Victoria, who both were gifted vampires, and he helped Seth kill Riley during his fight with Victoria, without getting a scratch on him, but Jacob couldn't kill Laurent unless he had help from his pack, and during the fight with the Seattle newborn army, he got a bunch of bones broken. |
| 9
| Edward has only ever loved Bella, but Jacob claimed he loved Bella, too, and then goes and imprints on their daughter, Renesmee. |
| 10
| Edward is smarter than Jacob. |
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| 11
| Edward is just better than Jacob in every way imaginable |
| 12
| Edward will go to the ends of the universe for Bella, but I doubt Jacob would. |
| 13
| Edward Vs Jacob is like Cedric Diggory VS Sharkboy. I think we all know who wins. |
| 14
| Edward will do anything to protect Bella oh and he sparkles! Jacob doesn't:,( |
| 15
| Edward is older and, therefore, wiser than Jacob will ever be. |
Jacob is a fleabag spreading germs when a such a better person could have been born instead of him