This system randomly picks one of the quotes listed here and shows only one of them. Each quote must be separated by "</option><option>". The standard format for adding a new quote or set of quotes would be:
''"New Quote"''' : — Link to Speaker
The following link will generate a new quote on this page.
"I was wondering if, a week from Saturday— you know, the day of the spring dance —"
"Are you trying to be funny?"