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Signs that you might have Edward Cullen Syndrome

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Edward Cullen Is My Stalker
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You feel the need to watch people you just met a week ago sleep.

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You also listen to Debussy, even thought you are supposed to be blending in with other teenagers

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Your nipples are lopsided

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You hear voices in your head that sound oddly like the people you're sitting near.

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You hate dogs.

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You rub the bridge of your nose at least twenty times a day.

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You're so attractive that you can compare girls to drugs and they'll melt in your hands. (Marty Stu, much?)

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Mountain lions cower in your presence.

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You are extremely sexually repressed.

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You're a stalker. A sexy stalker, but a stalker all the same.

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People call you an abusive boyfriend (which is true)

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You seem to think that you should die if somone else dies

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You try to pull a Romeo but it goes wrong

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Your boyfriend/girlfriend end up in a life threatening situation coz you played baseball!!

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