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Renesmee Carlie Cullen
Biographical information
Born

September 11, 2006; Forks, Washington

Alias
Physical description
Species

Human/vampire hybrid

Gender

Female

Hair color
  • Bronze (book)
  • Brown (film)
Eye color

Chocolate brown

Skin color

Pale

Family information
Family members
Special characteristics
Abilities
  • Limited vampire abilities
  • Self-control
Special abilities
Affiliation
Loyalty
"Half mortal, half immortal. Conceived so, and carried by this newborn while she was still human."
Aro on Renesmee's hybrid status.[src]

Born on September 11, 2006[1] Renesmee-Mary-Sue (pronounced ReNEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-mayyyyy-Mary-Sue) is Bella-Sue and Eddykin's Demon Spawn Child. As soon as she is born she is imprinted on by the "werewolf" PedoJake. This is obviously so PedoJake can get over the heartbreak of not being able to have feisty "fun-timez" with Bella-Sue, much to his chagrin (because you cannot survive without twu wuv). To be honest, Renesmee-Mary-Sue is just a plot device: she's simply there to give Bella-Sue the Demon-Spawn daughter she won't be able to get when she's a Meyerpire and be PedoJake's personal loli.

Since Renesmee-Mary-Sue's birth was biologically impossible, I tend to not acknowledge her existence. Therefore, I am not going to put a lot of effort into her profile.

Biography

Before birth

"What happened to change everything was that a soft little nudge bumped my hand—from inside my body."
―Bella realizing she is pregnant.[src]

After Edward and Bella are married, they spend their honeymoon on an island the Cullen family owns off the coast of Rio de Janeiro: Isle Esme, even though there is no freaking west coast (Rio de Janeiro is on the EAST coast, Smeyer. One wonders how on earth she could miss that. Then again, this is the woman who wrote Twishite. It's to be expected.)

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Bella discovers she is pregnant.

However, as the honeymoon progresses, Bella-Sue begins to experience mood swings, peculiar eating habits, terrible nightmares of Smeyers and severe morning sickness, which confuses her. This really shouldn't, since she experienced all of these things after realising what a crappy series Twishite is. After finding tampons in her bag, she notices that her period is five days late, and a hard, growing (there should be no comma there ---->), bump protruding from her hips, realizing she is pregnant. This realization took Bella-Sue out of Alice's "sight" as she cannot see a future involving half-vampires. Actually, it's because Alice's powers are freaking useless, but whatever.

So, Bella-Sue is crying to everyone and yellin' about how she won't have an abortion, even though it's basically killing her. This is actually a good thing (after all, we all want Bella-Sue to die a horrifying, painful death!), so bravo, Bella-Sue and Death Spawn! Looks like you'll do some good after all!

Because of Bella-Sue's death wish, Eddykins decides to tell PedoJake that, if he can convince Bella-Sue to have an abortion, Eddykins will let PedoJake have "da smexy timez" with Bella-Sue and imgrenate her. Ohhh, what a gentleman! PedoJake, however, declines Eddykins' offer, because he has no desire to have "da smexy timez" with girls his age. He likes the younglin's, which will be proven later.




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Edward is able to hear Renesmee's thoughts.

As Bella-Sue's pregnancy nears its completion, Eddykins begins to hear the baby's thoughts; he quickly realizes that the baby loves Bella-Sue, which is obvious, since EVERYONE loves Bella-Sue. It can also hear their voices and understand simple conversations, which is so ridiculous that I'm not even going to write about it. Bella-Sue is convinced that the baby is a boy and calls it "EJ" (which is short for "Eddykins pedoJake"). Yes, I'm sure Eddykins will love having his child named after his rival! Get a freaking grip, Bella-Sue!

Soon, Bella-Sue has a very violent labour in which she almost dies. (Oh, how we wish!) However, Eddykins arrives to save the day and preforms a C-Section on Bella-Sue. Now would be the perfect time for Bella-Sue to die (not to mention it would be so much more realistic). However, she doesn't, much to our chagrin.

After delivering the Demon Spawn, Eddykins declares that it is a girl (? Are you sure about that, Eddykins?), much to Bella-Sue's chagrin. She decides to name her Renesmee-Mary-Sue. As Bella-Sue holds Renesmee-Mary-Sue, Renesmee-Mary-Sue's Meyerpire instinct takes over and she bites her. Much to Bella-Sue's chagrin, she faints, which isn't surprising as that seems to be the only thing she's capable of.

After birth

Rosalie holding Renesmee

Rosalie holding Renesmee.

"A very talented family. A mind reader for a father, a shield for a mother, and then whatever this extraordinary child has bewitched us with. I wonder if there is a name for what she does, or if it is the norm for a vampire hybrid. As if such a thing could ever be considered normal. A vampire hybrid indeed!"
Eleazar on Renesmee and her family[src]
 This bit is very easy to remember:

PedoJake imprints on Renesmee-Mary-Sue.

He calls her "Nessie", which is a much more appropriate and fitting name for the Spawn. I can't understand why Bella-Sue was so upset.

Everyone ends up lovin' ickle Renesmee-Mary-Sue despite having hated her before. This is because the Spawn is, just like her parents, a Mary-Sue. Therefore, everyone must love her! Hahahahahahaha!




Physical appearance

Renesmee "Nessie" Cullen
"Her tiny face was so absolutely perfect that it stunned me. She was even more beautiful than her father. Unbelievable. Impossible."
―Bella upon seeing Renesmee for the first time.[src]


I'm actually not going to change any of this, just so everyone can see how ridiculous she is:

Renesmee is depicted as being immensely beautiful; even more gorgeous than Rosalie and Edward. Yeaaahhhhh .... She has inherited both of her parents' exceptionally good looks, having the facial features of her father Edward (high cheekbones, straight nose, strong jawline, and full lips). Basically, she looks exactly like Edward with

She has pale skin, which has a blush to it because her heart pumps blood, with a faster beat than a normal human heart, and has had perfect shiny square teeth since her birth. Unlike her family, Renesmee's skin glows slightly in the sunshine like back-lit alabaster rather than sparkle like diamonds. Thanks to the blood flowing in her veins and her heart beating, she has pink rosy cheeks, shell-pink lips, pale lavender eyelids, and pink palms. Her scent is a balance of both vampire and human, with enough vampire scent to keep it from being too appetizing to vampires; she also has a dimpled smile as opposed to her father's crooked smile. Ick.

Film portrayal

Mackenzie Foy aka.Renesmee

Mackenzie Foy.

On October 7, 2010, Stephenie Meyer released a message on Twilight Facebook that said Renesmee Cullen was to be portrayed by Mackenzie Foy in Breaking Dawn - Part 1 and Breaking Dawn - Part 2.[2](Poor girl)

It has been acknowledged that a number of young actresses, including Rachel St. Gelais and Eliza Faria are used as Renesmee's body doubles. Teenage actress Christie Burke plays an adult version of Renesmee. All of their faces are replaced by Mackenzie's through technological devices. Creepy eh?

Mackenzie personally acknowledged that she had never expected to receive the role, and has only watched the first two movies.

Appearances

References

See also

  • Gallery: PedoJake and Renesmee-Mary-Sue
  • Gallery:Bella-Sue, Eddykins, and Renesmee-Mary-Sue

External links

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