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Character mike
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He's shallow

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He'll vomit while watching 'Face Punch' with you

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He has absurb 'signals' to tell you that he's here

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He's just super annoying

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He dose not know when to stop asking bella out even though she is dating Edward

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He looks so creepy.

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He tried and failed to copy Edward's hair do.

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Even when Jessiaca was sending the clearest signals in the universe that she wanted him to ask her to prom, he still asked Bella.

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He's described as 'baby faced'

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He's annoyed with Edward because Edward likes Bella

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He despises Edward and Bella's great relationship

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Mike doesn't seem to get that Bella doesn't like him and prefers Edward Mason Cullen over Mike Newton himself

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He's a freaky stalker

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he is rude to bella

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he is kinda rude

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Mike thinks sexula things about bella at her wedding

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hes rude to bella bf

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He sometimes complain to me

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He's a marshmellow and weak to hold the stronger stomach

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He looks like he's a baby wen he's at the movie

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He doesn't like action movies. He'll throw up easily.

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He has a lame taste in movies.

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His character is lame, boring and he's anti- Team Jacob AND anti- Team Edward! Make up your mind, man!

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He tried to touch someone in public with his small dick. There was a movie buffering, though.

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He's never seen that one "I'm the best" video on youtube

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