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Mike gives dumb reasons
He'll vomit while watching 'Face Punch' with you
He has absurb 'signals' to tell you that he's here
He does not know when to stop asking bella out even though she is dating Edward
He tried and failed to copy Edward's hair do. That's just a set-off, hun!
Even when Jessiaca was sending the clearest signals in the universe that she wanted him to ask her to prom, he still asked Bella.
He's described as 'baby faced'. Eew!
He's annoyed with Edward because Edward likes Bella
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He despises Edward and Bella's great relationship
Mike doesn't seem to get that Bella doesn't like him and prefers Edward Mason Cullen over Mike Newton himself
He's a freaking stalker, man!
Sometimes, he's just ride to Bella.
Mike thinks sexula things about bella at her wedding
He complains too much.
He doesn't like action movies. He'll throw up easily.
He has a lame taste in movies.
His character is lame, boring and he's anti- Team Jacob AND anti- Team Edward! Make up your mind, man!
He tried to touch someone in public with his small dick. There was a movie buffering, though.
He's never seen that one "I'm the best" video on youtube
He dont listened at to like much adele
He and him looks down to them at they two mini much
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