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Reasons why Bella should have never named the kid EJ

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EJ is dumbo
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Why call it EJ when you don't know if it is a boy or girl.

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Edward Jacob is a crappy name

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Would you be stuck saying the name Jacob forever even if he pissed you off within the next 50 years

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Because if Jacob had imprinted of Bella's kid despite of gender, it would be Jacob loves Edward Jacob....

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The poor Kid... Edward the III Jacob Cullen... and we thought Renesmee was bad

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The teasing possibilties are endless

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So, let me get this straight.... You naming a hybrid... After a prudish vampire and an immature werewolf. Cause that makes so much sense!

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They don't go together well

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It just sounds funny

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It's just a show of Bella's stupidity and obsessive nature. Rosalie would rename it for her.

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Edward would feel kinda insulted and Jacob too

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If Bella were to call him, he, Edward, and Jacob would all respond.

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Why is it Edward Jacob? Why not Jacob Edward? ;)

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It could've been Edcob or Jakeward, like Renesmee. Well...ok those are stupid too.

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Naming your kid after the two guys you've made out with is...awkward.

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If they're going to live forever you would be an idiot to want 2 Edwards in a house

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Only Bella Swan would give a retarded name like EJ

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Then the child would be a constant reminder of the love triangle

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It's really offensive to name your husbands ONLY child after a guy he hates and the guy who tried to steal your wife. Not to mention rude! She not thinking of any one else but herself. It ridick!

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Because that's yucky.

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What happens when Jacob dies? the kids is just going to make it harder to deal with.

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The name EJ totaly sucks. it is like a boy in my class called SX i reminds me of sex EWW

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Jacob sucks!!!!!! I will rather call the boy E instead of EJ

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Bella could only choose one person she really loves and she chose Edward so she can't go back on her words

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