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Looks @ Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?

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When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.

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Forget Edward and Jacob...I'm Team Alice

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I like being a vampire. It's like being a ninja

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Does someone need a Jasper hug?

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Yo, Edward...I'm really happy for you but Sesame Street has the best vampire of all time.

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"You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what you are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"

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I try to kidnap Edward but Alice always catches me and brings Bella

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Emmett: I have to get home for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** you Alice! F*** YOU!

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  • screaming*Aro: Great music

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Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.

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Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties or she will kidnapp you and force you to go!

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Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!

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Do that again, and I will so give you a papercut in front of Jasper.

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It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!

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Forks: where sparkly men tell you that you smell delicious.

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I’m sorry, did you say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.

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Jane: POPTARTS! Bella: Ooo! where?

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My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...

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Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.

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I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward or Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real question is Jasper or Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Twilight. So should you.

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Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!

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Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.

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I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...

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Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would you think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 year old man to be sneaking into an 18 year old girl's room to watch her sleep?

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I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.

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If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen

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Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat

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Oh Hale No

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I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.

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Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!

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Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...

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unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.

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Team Volturi... Because they scare the crap outta people.

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I have Imprinted on the World of Twilight

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who needs a therapist when there is jasper

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Bree Tanner? It doesn't look like she's got a suntan.

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Who cares about Sam when you can have Jacob as your leader?

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I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts or get escorted to Camp Half-Blood, so… Forks here I come

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I'd rather have Fangs then Fleas!

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Save gas, ride a vampire!

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I'm Cullen my dad to take me to Forks!

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What a fancy broom can say to a shiny Volvo?

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Team Edward: Hotter than you since 1901

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Volturi:Killing innocent people since 1100

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Bella: Edward!? Why are you in my room in the middle of the night?!?! Edward: I watch you sleep every night to make sure you're safe. Bella: Oh!!!! That's sooooo romantic! <3

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Edward: Ha, I got Bella! Jacob: B*tch please...

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Aro: You be trippin girlfriend!

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Volturi: Forces You To Have Nightmares Since The Day You Meet

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Screw Santa. Edward Cullen is coming to town

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Watching and Reading Twilight Since 2008 24/7

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Edward: In your puppy face Jacob. I got Bella-- Jacob: B*tch please, i got your daughter

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"Team Edward" and "Team Jacob"

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Volturi stands for: Vampires Of Law Terminating Uncooperative Ruthless Idiots.

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"Caius has two secrets that starts with a B..."

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