I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would you think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 year old man to be sneaking into an 18 year old girl's room to watch her sleep?
I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
Who needs a life? I have Twilight!
I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
When Life Gives You Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
Keep Calm and Love Twilight
Oh Hale No
I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
Team Volturi... Because they scare the crap outta people.
I have Imprinted on the World of Twilight
who needs a therapist when there is jasper
Bree Tanner? It doesn't look like she's got a suntan.
Who cares about Sam when you can have Jacob as your leader?
I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts or get escorted to Camp Half-Blood, so… Forks here I come
I'd rather have Fangs then Fleas!
Save gas, ride a vampire!
I'm Cullen my dad to take me to Forks!
What a fancy broom can say to a shiny Volvo?
Team Edward: Hotter than you since 1901
Volturi:Killing innocent people since 1100
Jane:We don't give second chances. Bella:yes you do Jane:Dang it
Aro:Biannca,dosen't Carlisle have a S Biannca:Too bad Aro:Felix,bite her i'm too lazy
If you hate twilight i'll send you to the Volturi
bella says"Edward you are handsome." Edward says"Bella you smell good."
Bella: Edward!? Why are you in my room in the middle of the night?!?! Edward: I watch you sleep every night to make sure you're safe. Bella: Oh!!!! That's sooooo romantic! <3
Bella: Undead or fleabag?
When Life Gives You Lemons THROW THEM BACK AND ASK FOR THE HOT AND SEXY JACOB BLACK!!!!!!!
Vampires aren't as hot and sexy as Jacob Black!!!
Jacob: hey edward, real men don't sparkle
Sparkling Stalkers. Spoiler: That's the name of the next chapter of the Twilight Saga.
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