I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would you think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 year old man to be sneaking into an 18 year old girl's room to watch her sleep?
I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
Oh Hale No
I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
Team Volturi... Because they scare the crap outta people.
I have Imprinted on the World of Twilight
who needs a therapist when there is jasper
Bree Tanner? It doesn't look like she's got a suntan.
Who cares about Sam when you can have Jacob as your leader?
I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts or get escorted to Camp Half-Blood, so… Forks here I come
I'd rather have Fangs then Fleas!
Save gas, ride a vampire!
I'm Cullen my dad to take me to Forks!
What a fancy broom can say to a shiny Volvo?
Team Edward: Hotter than you since 1901
Volturi:Killing innocent people since 1100
Aro:Biannca,dosen't Carlisle have a S Biannca:Too bad Aro:Felix,bite her i'm too lazy
If you hate twilight i'll send you to the Volturi
bella says"Edward you are handsome." Edward says"Bella you smell good."
Bella: Edward!? Why are you in my room in the middle of the night?!?! Edward: I watch you sleep every night to make sure you're safe. Bella: Oh!!!! That's sooooo romantic! <3
Bella: Undead or fleabag?
Vampires aren't as hot and sexy as Jacob Black!!!
Edward: Ha, I got Bella! Jacob: B*tch please...
Aro: You be trippin girlfriend!
Volturi: Forces You To Have Nightmares Since The Day You Meet
Screw Santa. Edward Cullen is coming to town
Watching and Reading Twilight Since 2008 24/7
Edward: In your puppy face Jacob. I got Bella-- Jacob: B*tch please, i got your daughter
"Team Edward" and "Team Jacob"
Volturi stands for: Vampires Of Law Terminating Uncooperative Ruthless Idiots.
"Caius has two secrets that starts with a B..."
Jane to Bella: girl you trippin'
Edward: wait for her to say the words.Jacob ; and she will. Edward : and she will,avacadcuda
Bella; You're mine forever.Edward:Are you sure it's the other way around babe?
Bella: Edward I like Jacob Edward: Why Love? Bella: Because h is an ANIMAL in bed! Edward:....
Jacob-Carlisle: You're losing me, Doc. Can you dumb it down?
You think you're a chatter-box? Meet Jessica...
Bella: I made Edward say ow
Jacob and his blondie jokes....
Bella: You know what i think? Edward: No.
Jacob watches Disney-Bipiti Bopiti Boo
Edward flips over river. Bella: Show-off.
Who needs fortune cookies; We've got Alice
You're not a Baseball fan till you've seen twilight
Whoever invented heaters and ACs clearly never read Twilight saga
Alice and Edward's 3 minute chess games
Coming to school everyday and searching for a silver Volvo, praying today's the day
Bella-If i don't have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I'm demanding a refund.
Jacob-Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky.
Angela: He's only human...
Bella: Being a drug since 2008
"I like to watch you sleep. It's fascinating." Smooth bud. Real smooth.
Who needs stress balls when you got Jasper
Jane: Pain Me:gives her a cuddle
You do that again and you're getting a paper cut Jasper style
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