Funniest Eclipse book quotes
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| Emmett-"Fall down again Bella?" Bella-"No, Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face." |
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| "Go fetch a space heater? I'm not a Saint Bernard" -Jacob |
| 3
| So that's it. You won't sleep with me until we're married? -Bella |
| 4
| Technically I can't ever sleep with you -Edward |
| 5
| " It's a good thing you're bulletproof. We're going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie." -Bella |
| 6
| "Emmett and I were out hunting. Then Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak, who calls us all by name, knows everything about us, and wants to know which room she can move into. When we came home, all my things were in the garage."-Edward |
| 7
| "Your room had the best view." -Alice |
| 8
| “I prefer brunettes.”— Edward Cullen |
| 9
| “We’re a bit sensitive to blood around here. I’m sure you can understand that.” — Bella Swan |
| 10
| “I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black |
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| 11
| "And let's face it, I am hotter than you."-Jacob Black(movie_ |
| 12
| "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." - Jacob Black |
| 13
| "Dad, don't you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute." -Bella Swan |
| 14
| "I'm not going to kill you now, because it would upset Bella." -Edward Cullen |
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| "You don't like the leeches being painted as the bad guys?" -Jacob Black |
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| "Don't tempt me too far, wolf. My patience isn't THAT perfect." -Edward Cullen |
| 17
| "PLEASE! Do you MIND!" -Edward Cullen- ("What?" -Jacob Black) - "Do you think you could ATTEMPT to control your thoughts?" -Edward Cullen |
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| "You'll be warm in a minute. Of course, you'd warm up faster if you took your clothes off." -Jacob Black |
| 19
| "So...at what point did you decide to play the very good guy?" -Jacob Black |
| 20
| "Pushy..obnoxious,,moronic..DOG!" -Bella |
| 21
| "But this isn't random" - Jasper Hale |
| 22
| "Well that was generous" - Charlie Swan |
| 23
| "Is it really so impossible to wear clothes, Jacob?" - Bella Swan |
| 24
| "Does my being half-naked bother you?" - Jacob Black |
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| "Is he your warden, now, too? You know, I saw this story on the news last week about controlling, abusive teenage relationships and -" - Jacob Black |
| 26
| "Okay! Time for the werewolf to get out!" -Bella Swan |
| 27
| "Bye, Bells. I really hope you don't die." -Jacob Black |
| 28
| "I hate you, Jacob Black." -Bella Swan |
| 29
| "That's good. Hate is a passionate emotion." -Jacob Black |
| 30
| "I'll give you passionate. Murder-the ultimate crime of passion." -Bella Swan |
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| YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR!- Rosalie Hale |
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